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apolloooo 09/03/17 9:41:56 PM #1:	So earlier this week my co worker came to office and brought her skin treatment medicine. 2 bottles said "sunscreen 1 and sunscreem 2" written on them. I instinctively said "why you need 2 sunscreens when there is only 1 sun?" --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:885973926] in what's you... [t:75738791]...</cite> <quote>So earlier this week my co worker came to office and brought her skin treatment medicine. 2 bottles said "sunscreen 1 and sunscreem 2" written on them. I instinctively said "why you need 2 sunscreens when there is only 1 sun?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 09/03/17 9:43:30 PM #2:	A dyslexic man walks into a bra.. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:885974022] in what's you... [t:75738791]...</cite> <quote>A dyslexic man walks into a bra..</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 09/03/17 9:44:57 PM #3:	Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ~~He had no body to go with~~! --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:885974093] in what's you... [t:75738791]...</cite> <quote>Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had no body to go with!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yaridovich 09/03/17 9:45:42 PM #4:	Two Goldfish are in a tank One turns to the other and says "You man the gun, I'll drive!" --- Posted with GameRaven 3.2.2 <cite>Yaridovich posted [p:885974131] in what's you... [t:75738791]...</cite> <quote>Two Goldfish are in a tank One turns to the other and says "You man the gun, I'll drive!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 09/03/17 9:48:01 PM #5:	I used to be addicted to soap but i'm clean now. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:885974252] in what's you... [t:75738791]...</cite> <quote>I used to be addicted to soap but i'm clean now.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RuthlessBadger 09/03/17 9:49:12 PM #6:	What do you call bees that make milk? Boobees --- I am ManWithGun/ToonLink <cite>RuthlessBadger posted [p:885974312] in what's you... [t:75738791]...</cite> <quote>What do you call bees that make milk? Boobees</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
averagejoel 09/03/17 9:51:31 PM #7:	how many elephants can fit into a mini? ~~four. two in the front, two in the back~~ how many giraffes can fit into a mini? ~~none - it's full of elephants~~ how do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? ~~there's a set of footprints in the butter~~ how do you know if there are two elephants in your fridge? there's giggling. and two sets of footprints in the butter how do you know if there are three elephants in your fridge? ~~you can't close the door~~ how do you know there are four elephants in your fridge? ~~there's an empty mini parked outside~~ --- peanut butter and dick <cite>averagejoel posted [p:885974426] in what's you... [t:75738791]...</cite> <quote>how many elephants can fit into a mini? four. two in the front, two in the back how many giraffes can fit into a mini? none - it's full of elephants how do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? there's a set of footprints in the butter how do you know if there are two elephants in your fridge? there's giggling. and two sets of footprints in the butter how do you know if there are three elephants in your fridge? you can't close the door how do you know there are four elephants in your fridge? there's an empty mini parked outside</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 09/03/17 9:52:05 PM #8:	averagejoel posted... how many elephants can fit into a mini? ~~four. two in the front, two in the back~~ how many giraffes can fit into a mini? ~~none - it's full of elephants~~ how do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? ~~there's a set of footprints in the butter~~ how do you know if there are two elephants in your fridge? there's giggling. and two sets of footprints in the butter how do you know if there are three elephants in your fridge? ~~you can't close the door~~ how do you know there are four elephants in your fridge? ~~there's an empty mini parked outside~~ Lol --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:885974445] in what's you... [t:75738791]...</cite> <quote><cite>averagejoel posted...</cite> <quote>how many elephants can fit into a mini? four. two in the front, two in the back how many giraffes can fit into a mini? none - it's full of elephants how do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? there's a set of footprints in the butter how do you know if there are two elephants in your fridge? there's giggling. and two sets of footprints in the butter how do you know if there are three elephants in your fridge? you can't close the door how do you know there are four elephants in your fridge? there's an empty mini parked outside</quote> Lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bok_Choi 09/03/17 9:52:09 PM #9:	hi hungry im dad --- I'm a good person. http://i.imgur.com/uj8LmVSl.jpg http://i.imgur.com/xPDF9Y0.jpg <cite>Bok_Choi posted [p:885974450] in what's you... [t:75738791]...</cite> <quote>hi hungry im dad</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dyinglegacy 09/03/17 9:59:38 PM #10:	What did Spock find in the bathroom? ~~Captian's log~~ --- PSN: KillingLegacy Gamertag: Killing Legacy <cite>Dyinglegacy posted [p:885974818] in what's you... [t:75738791]...</cite> <quote>What did Spock find in the bathroom? Captian's log</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZombiePelican 09/03/17 10:01:10 PM #11:	What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator --- http://i.imgur.com/J1Fi0Cw.jpg http://i.imgur.com/MCC79Ov.jpg http://i.imgur.com/iEMaJl1.jpg http://i.imgur.com/grqvrr9.png <cite>ZombiePelican posted [p:885974889] in what's you... [t:75738791]...</cite> <quote>What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dyinglegacy 09/03/17 10:26:19 PM #12:	What do you call Samsung security guards? ~~Guardians of the Galaxy~~ --- PSN: KillingLegacy Gamertag: Killing Legacy <cite>Dyinglegacy posted [p:885976304] in what's you... [t:75738791]...</cite> <quote>What do you call Samsung security guards? Guardians of the Galaxy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZCheveyo 09/03/17 10:28:27 PM #13:	Why was 6 afraid of 7? ~~Because 7 is a registered 6-offender.~~ --- "There's nothing gay about liking a nice feminine penis." crazygamer21 <cite>ZCheveyo posted [p:885976440] in what's you... [t:75738791]...</cite> <quote>Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6-offender.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChromaticAngel 09/03/17 10:29:07 PM #14:	I don't always tell dad jokes, but when I do he laughs --- https://puu.sh/tcLsT/24f4611235.png <cite>ChromaticAngel posted [p:885976488] in what's you... [t:75738791]...</cite> <quote>I don't always tell dad jokes, but when I do he laughs</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
the_cajun88 09/03/17 10:32:07 PM #15:	What do you call a short fortune teller who escaped from prison? ~~A small medium at large.~~ --- http://i.imgur.com/OkvDFD3.jpg http://i.imgur.com/owvpCYR.jpg <cite>the_cajun88 posted [p:885976644] in what's you... [t:75738791]...</cite> <quote>What do you call a short fortune teller who escaped from prison? A small medium at large.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 09/03/17 10:32:50 PM #16:	Dyinglegacy posted... What do you call Samsung security guards? ~~Guardians of the Galaxy~~ ChromaticAngel posted... I don't always tell dad jokes, but when I do he laughs Dyinglegacy posted... What did Spock find in the bathroom? ~~Captian's log~~ ZCheveyo posted... Why was 6 afraid of 7? ~~Because 7 is a registered 6-offender.~~ Lolllllololol --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:885976669] in what's you... [t:75738791]...</cite> <quote><cite>Dyinglegacy posted...</cite> <quote>What do you call Samsung security guards? Guardians of the Galaxy</quote> <cite>ChromaticAngel posted...</cite> <quote>I don't always tell dad jokes, but when I do he laughs</quote> <cite>Dyinglegacy posted...</cite> <quote>What did Spock find in the bathroom? Captian's log</quote> <cite>ZCheveyo posted...</cite> <quote>Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6-offender.</quote> Lolllllololol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YookaLaylee 09/03/17 10:39:45 PM #17:	Did you hear about the goblin who got his left arm and left leg cut off? That's okay, he's all right now --- https://media.giphy.com/media/26gsuNHaqCPgziZYA/giphy.gif <cite>YookaLaylee posted [p:885977082] in what's you... [t:75738791]...</cite> <quote>Did you hear about the goblin who got his left arm and left leg cut off? That's okay, he's all right now</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Admiral 09/03/17 10:42:33 PM #18:	My name is Hugh. Hugh Mongous. --- - The Admiral <cite>The Admiral posted [p:885977236] in what's you... [t:75738791]...</cite> <quote>My name is Hugh. Hugh Mongous.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
the_cajun88 09/03/17 10:46:20 PM #19:	The Admiral posted... My name is Hugh. Hugh Mongous. My name is Mr. Ious. You'll never find out why. --- http://i.imgur.com/OkvDFD3.jpg http://i.imgur.com/owvpCYR.jpg <cite>the_cajun88 posted [p:885977440] in what's you... [t:75738791]...</cite> <quote><cite>The Admiral posted...</cite> <quote>My name is Hugh. Hugh Mongous.</quote> My name is Mr. Ious. You'll never find out why.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Veggeta X 09/03/17 10:47:57 PM #20:	Why did Piglet look into the toilet? ~~To look for Pooh~~ --- Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple FFBE ID: 196 912 851 1000+ MAG Fryevia <cite>Veggeta X posted [p:885977527] in what's you... [t:75738791]...</cite> <quote>Why did Piglet look into the toilet? To look for Pooh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CapnMuffin 09/03/17 10:48:44 PM #21:	averagejoel posted... how many elephants can fit into a mini? ~~four. two in the front, two in the back~~ how many giraffes can fit into a mini? ~~none - it's full of elephants~~ how do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? ~~there's a set of footprints in the butter~~ how do you know if there are two elephants in your fridge? there's giggling. and two sets of footprints in the butter how do you know if there are three elephants in your fridge? ~~you can't close the door~~ how do you know there are four elephants in your fridge? ~~there's an empty mini parked outside~~ You heard the rumor about that butter haven't you? ~~Never mind, I shouldn't spread it...~~ --- "its okay a lizard ate me and elucidated my fate" - MJ_Max on Dark Souls 3DSFC : 0860-3930-2170 \| NNID : CapnMuffin \| XBGT : Capn Muffin <cite>CapnMuffin posted [p:885977588] in what's you... [t:75738791]...</cite> <quote><cite>averagejoel posted...</cite> <quote>how many elephants can fit into a mini? four. two in the front, two in the back how many giraffes can fit into a mini? none - it's full of elephants how do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? there's a set of footprints in the butter how do you know if there are two elephants in your fridge? there's giggling. and two sets of footprints in the butter how do you know if there are three elephants in your fridge? you can't close the door how do you know there are four elephants in your fridge? there's an empty mini parked outside</quote> You heard the rumor about that butter haven't you? Never mind, I shouldn't spread it...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sktgamer_13dude 09/03/17 10:51:09 PM #22:	I always do the "hi _, I'm <name>" to my coworkers when they say something like "I'm bored/hungry/tired/etc." Total dad joke. --- http://i.imgur.com/jWVrg9U.gif http://i.imgur.com/g2efUtT.jpg http://i.imgur.com/5dOwhaP.jpg http://i.imgur.com/LVdqu8J.gif Go Cougs and M's #DI4B <cite>sktgamer_13dude posted [p:885977744] in what's you... [t:75738791]...</cite> <quote>I always do the "hi _, I'm <name>" to my coworkers when they say something like "I'm bored/hungry/tired/etc." Total dad joke.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJKirby 09/03/17 10:54:53 PM #23:	I entered 10 jokes into a contest hoping to win. But no pun in ten did. --- Not changing this signature until Beyond Good and Evil 2 is in my hand. August 25th, 2010. <cite>SSJKirby posted [p:885977969] in what's you... [t:75738791]...</cite> <quote>I entered 10 jokes into a contest hoping to win. But no pun in ten did.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
the_cajun88 09/04/17 12:18:11 AM #24:	What is it called when you draw a fat girl? ~~A Mona Pizza.~~ --- http://i.imgur.com/OkvDFD3.jpg http://i.imgur.com/owvpCYR.jpg <cite>the_cajun88 posted [p:885982323] in what's you... [t:75738791]...</cite> <quote>What is it called when you draw a fat girl? A Mona Pizza. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Manocheese 09/04/17 12:24:07 AM #25:	What did the man say when his dog fell off a cliff? ~~Dog gone~~ --- ()_() Hardcore - We'll probably be modded for this... (o.o) http://manocheese.googlepages.com/manocheesery <cite>Manocheese posted [p:885982585] in what's you... [t:75738791]...</cite> <quote>What did the man say when his dog fell off a cliff? Dog gone</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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