Current Events > Biblical prophecy says world will end on Sept 23, Christian numerologists claim

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http://www.foxnews.com/science/2017/09/15/biblical-prophecy-claims-world-will-end-on-sept-23-christian-numerologists-claim.html

Christian numerologists claim that the world will end on Sept. 23, 2017 as they believe a planet will collide with Earth.

According to Christian numerologist David Meade, verses in Luke 21: 25 to 26 is the sign that recent events, such as the recent solar eclipse and Hurricane Harvey, are signs of the apocalypse.

The verses read:

“25: There will be signs in the sun, moon and stars. On the earth, nations will be in anguish and perplexity at the roaring and tossing of the sea. People will faint from terror, apprehensive of what is coming on the world, for the heavenly bodies will be shaken.'

"'26: Men’s hearts failing them for fear, and for looking after those things which are coming on the earth: for the powers of heaven shall be shaken.'

Sept. 23 is a date that was pinpointed using codes from the Bible, as well as a "date marker" in the pyramids of Giza in Egypt.

Meade has built his theory, which is viewed with a widely skeptical lens, on the so-called Planet X, which is also known as Nibiru, which he believes will pass Earth on Sept. 23, causing volcanic eruptions, tsunamis and earthquakes, according to British newspaper The Sun.

NASA has repeatedly said Planet X is a hoax.

There's more to the story but that's the gist

Another one of these, huh?

Don't these people employ common sense? We would have detected an approaching planet a long time ago.
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*binges dozens of TV shows*
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I don't wanna die virgin ;(
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*looks at porn folder*

I apologize for nothing.

Let's all ignore revelation.
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Nice. NASA is garbage, anyway, so I don't believe them.

"Omg! Nebirus isn't a planet, it's just a star! We're still all going to die, but we're eight because we're scientists and we make shit up!!1!"
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I read a great article / theory once upon a time that the reason conservative Christians are so opposed to more progressive views of science that serve only to protect mankind and secure a better future is that every single generation of such Christians have had myriad predictions about the second coming of Christ and the apocalypse, so they just don't give a shit.

the_cajun88 posted...

Another one of these, huh?

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Hexenherz posted...

I read a great article / theory once upon a time that the reason conservative Christians are so opposed to more progressive views of science that serve only to protect mankind and secure a better future is that every single generation of such Christians have had myriad predictions about the second coming of Christ and the apocalypse, so they just don't give a shit.

Which is equally hilarious because Jesus himself says in the Bible that no one will predict his second coming. So by their own beliefs they're automatically wrong.
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How are you going to be a Christian numerologist
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Well I mean they're idiots, but what can ya do
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CapnMuffin posted...

Hexenherz posted...

I read a great article / theory once upon a time that the reason conservative Christians are so opposed to more progressive views of science that serve only to protect mankind and secure a better future is that every single generation of such Christians have had myriad predictions about the second coming of Christ and the apocalypse, so they just don't give a shit.

Which is equally hilarious because Jesus himself says in the Bible that no one will predict his second coming. So by their own beliefs they're automatically wrong.

Reeeeeeeeeekt
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LooksLikeDarko posted...

NASA has repeatedly said Planet X is a hoax.

Then how do they explain the photographs taken of Planet X?

wow 1 week left
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Christian numerologist.... what a title.
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--kresnik-- posted...

CapnMuffin posted...

Hexenherz posted...

I read a great article / theory once upon a time that the reason conservative Christians are so opposed to more progressive views of science that serve only to protect mankind and secure a better future is that every single generation of such Christians have had myriad predictions about the second coming of Christ and the apocalypse, so they just don't give a shit.

Which is equally hilarious because Jesus himself says in the Bible that no one will predict his second coming. So by their own beliefs they're automatically wrong.

Reeeeeeeeeekt

http://biblehub.com/mark/13-32.htm
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Here we go again. *eye roll*

LooksLikeDarko posted...

Christian numerologists claim that the world will end on Sept. 23, 2017 as they believe a planet will collide with Earth.

Bull. Such a planet on course to strike us in a week would have been detected by now.
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I'll see you all here on the 24th then...
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Lol ok
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the_cajun88 posted...

Another one of these, huh?

this.

these people should get a direct pass from hell for doing this shit
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christian...numerologists...
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--kresnik-- posted...

CapnMuffin posted...

Hexenherz posted...

I read a great article / theory once upon a time that the reason conservative Christians are so opposed to more progressive views of science that serve only to protect mankind and secure a better future is that every single generation of such Christians have had myriad predictions about the second coming of Christ and the apocalypse, so they just don't give a shit.

Which is equally hilarious because Jesus himself says in the Bible that no one will predict his second coming. So by their own beliefs they're automatically wrong.

Reeeeeeeeeekt

Who is getting "rekt" in this case?
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There's 2 things that will never end: the world, and people predicting its end.
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untrustful posted...

christian...numerologists...

Between you and me, I think this is only the second time in this topic someone mentioned this. Wtf kind of job is that. And who the hell pays them.
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Tmk posted...

There's 2 things that will never end: the world, and people predicting its end.

I mean

The sun is gonna become a red giant someday

And engulf the earth

So...
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Tmk posted...

There's 2 things that will never end: the world, and people predicting its end.

Oh no the world will definitely end at some point, but it won't be for millions of years until our sun goes supernova and engulfs the solar system. Unless we have a freak accident with a rogue planet or something (not talking about this fake conspiracy theory)
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teepan95 posted...

I mean

The sun is gonna become a red giant someday

And engulf the earth

So...

Humans will have long since invented magic before that happens and beat the sun up.
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Tmk posted...

There's 2 things that will never end: the world, and people predicting its end.

The world will end eventually. If not some massive asteroid shattering the Earth, the Sun will swell up and possibly swallow Earth when nearing the end of its life. If not, then when the Sun does die, Earth and the rest of the planets will no longer be bound by is gravitation and be expelled from the solar system. Without the sun, the Earth will die.
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Gimmick posted...

Oh no the world will definitely end at some point, but it won't be for millions of years until our sun goes supernova and engulfs the solar system. Unless we have a freak accident with a rogue planet or something (not talking about this fake conspiracy theory)

Consider how technology has advanced in the last 60 years.

What do you think humanity will be capable of in 1000 years?
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Tmk posted...

teepan95 posted...

I mean

The sun is gonna become a red giant someday

And engulf the earth

So...

Humans will have long since invented magic before that happens and beat the sun up.

So when we do, where will we get our light from, huh?

Checkmate, atheists!!
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teepan95 posted...

So when we do, where will we get our light from, huh?

Checkmate, atheists!!

The sun is just God's mixtape anyway.
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Tmk posted...

teepan95 posted...

So when we do, where will we get our light from, huh?

Checkmate, atheists!!

The sun is just God's mixtape anyway.

That's some hot shit
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Wouldn't the Sun getting bigger push the planet off it's orbit into space?
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CapnMuffin posted...

Hexenherz posted...

I read a great article / theory once upon a time that the reason conservative Christians are so opposed to more progressive views of science that serve only to protect mankind and secure a better future is that every single generation of such Christians have had myriad predictions about the second coming of Christ and the apocalypse, so they just don't give a shit.

Which is equally hilarious because Jesus himself says in the Bible that no one will predict his second coming. So by their own beliefs they're automatically wrong.

Mark 13:32 "But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father."

So these people essentially believe that they are smarter than Jesus himself.
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1NfamousACE_2 posted...

Wouldn't the Sun getting bigger push the planet off it's orbit into space?

I'm not actually sure. I'd guess not, since the center of mass of the sun would stay in the same place, but if someone smarter than me can answer, I'll bow down to their wisdom.
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The sun getting bigger will swallow and incinerate all the planets.
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"Christian numerology" - something that I totally pay heed to
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mortimerjames posted...

The sun getting bigger will swallow and incinerate all the planets.

But wouldn't it coming closer to the Earth push it away?
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Was gonna inb4 edgy atheists who know nothing about Christianity assume these people who are ignorant to the Bible speak for all Christians, but looks like I've been bested :/

I don't know how in any world that logic is sound. There's a good fifty things wrong with them predicting the world ending on September according to the Bible, let alone common sense.
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Solar_Crimson posted...

Here we go again. *eye roll*

LooksLikeDarko posted...

Christian numerologists claim that the world will end on Sept. 23, 2017 as they believe a planet will collide with Earth.

Bull. Such a planet on course to strike us in a week would have been detected by now.

Not saying I buy it, but let's say it exists and is careening to Earth. You think that would leak to the public?

Even if it did, you don't think governments would launch mass disinformation campaigns to silence the leakers, branding them as crazy conspiracy nutjobs, just to prevent mass hysteria?
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1NfamousACE_2 posted...

Wouldn't the Sun getting bigger push the planet off it's orbit into space?

No. The gravitational forces would get stronger if they changed at all, sucking them in faster.
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mortimerjames posted...

The sun getting bigger will swallow and incinerate all the planets.

Not all.

Just Mercury, Venus, very likely Earth, and possibly Mars.

1NfamousACE_2 posted...

But wouldn't it coming closer to the Earth push it away?

Maybe only slightly, but not enough for it to avoid being swallowed in the end.
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darkjedilink posted...

Not saying I buy it, but let's say it exists and is careening to Earth. You think that would leak to the public?

Even if it did, you don't think governments would launch mass disinformation campaigns to silence the leakers, branding them as crazy conspiracy nutjobs, just to prevent mass hysteria?

Such a planet would be easily detectable by anyone with a telescope and/or the proper equipment.

They wouldn't be able to keep a lid on it. Especially once it gets close enough for it to be seen as a disk instead of a point of light, and especially once it can be seen in the daytime sky.
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Solar_Crimson posted...

darkjedilink posted...

Not saying I buy it, but let's say it exists and is careening to Earth. You think that would leak to the public?

Even if it did, you don't think governments would launch mass disinformation campaigns to silence the leakers, branding them as crazy conspiracy nutjobs, just to prevent mass hysteria?

Such a planet would be easily detectable by anyone with a telescope and/or the proper equipment.

They wouldn't be able to keep a lid on it. Especially once it gets close enough for it to be seen as a disk instead of a point of light, and especially once it can be seen in the daytime sky.

By that point, yeah, but they'd still try.
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I think in billions of years our galaxy is set to collide with another or something. The world will end eventually, though I doubt humans will be around to see it.
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OrtegaTron posted...

I think in billions of years our galaxy is set to collide with another or something. The world will end eventually, though I doubt humans will be around to see it.

andromeda galaxy, and even then if there's reincarnation. anyone living right now wont see it happen. in future generations sure.
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Being a Christian must be really exciting.

The world is always on the verge of ending, you're always being persecuted even in places where you're clearly the majority and have an obscene amount of influence...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY
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Remember the last couple of these? The Rapture one actually managed to get pretty big.