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Many years ago, there was this girl I knew at school, and also later on through a mutual friend in our early twenties, let's call her "L". She had quite a pretty face, but was fat (not even just overweight). Urgh, she had slept with about 100 guys by age 20, was just plain nasty, tried to take me home with her when we were both about 21 and dancing together in some nightclub. I actually saw her earlier this year, in a bookstore, she had lost weight and looked better, but was still fairly overweight.

I knew a girl, "B", who had been pregnant 6 times by the age of 17, I think she had 4 miscarriages and 2 terminations. At least the other girl I knew wasn't stupid enough to keep getting pregnant (at least when I was acquainted with her).

There was another girl, also called "B", who was pretty white trash. I used to know her at this job that was almost entirely white trash. I mean, there were 3 or 4 girls, all late teens, all pregnant. Well, "B" somehow got pregnant at 17, and had an abortion very early on. Then a few weeks later, she was pregnant again. When I asked her what had happened, she said that she didn't know you could get pregnant after just having had an abortion (I think she'd had unprotected sex with her boyfriend). I've ocassionally seen her in the street, now in her early thirties and with purple hair (girls with unnatural hair colours past the age of 25 are rarely decent), with up to 4 or 5 children. Kinda sad.

Post your own stories. CE seems to have known a lot of nasty girls over the years.

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Many years ago, there was this girl I knew at school, and also later on through a mutual friend in our early twenties, let's call her "L". She had quite a pretty face, but was fat (not even just overweight). Urgh, she had slept with about 100 guys by age 20, was just plain nasty, tried to take me home with her when we were both about 21 and dancing together in some nightclub. I actually saw her earlier this year, in a bookstore, she had lost weight and looked better, but was still fairly overweight.

I knew a girl, "B", who had been pregnant 6 times by the age of 17, I think she had 4 miscarriages and 2 terminations. At least the other girl I knew wasn't stupid enough to keep getting pregnant (at least when I was acquainted with her).

There was another girl, also called "B", who was pretty white trash. I used to know her at this job that was almost entirely white trash. I mean, there were 3 or 4 girls, all late teens, all pregnant. Well, "B" somehow got pregnant at 17, and had an abortion very early on. Then a few weeks later, she was pregnant again. When I asked her what had happened, she said that she didn't know you could get pregnant after just having had an abortion (I think she'd had unprotected sex with her boyfriend). I've ocassionally seen her in the street, now in her early thirties and with purple hair (girls with unnatural hair colours past the age of 25 are rarely decent), with up to 4 or 5 children. Kinda sad.

Post your own stories. CE seems to have known a lot of nasty girls over the years.
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I saw a girl put on a show with an empty Corona bottle at a party once. She also had ghost nipples, so there's that.
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Boba-Fett posted...

I saw a girl put on a show with an empty Corona bottle at a party once. She also had ghost nipples, so there's that.

what are ghost nipples?
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Jiggy101011 posted...

Boba-Fett posted...

I saw a girl put on a show with an empty Corona bottle at a party once. She also had ghost nipples, so there's that.

what are ghost nipples?

When the nip and areola are very pale and almost blend in with the breast meat.
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Many years ago, there was this girl I knew at school, and also later on through a mutual friend in our early twenties, let's call her "L". She had quite a pretty face, but was fat (not even just overweight). Urgh, she had slept with about 100 guys by age 20, was just plain nasty, tried to take me home with her when we were both about 21 and dancing together in some nightclub. I actually saw her earlier this year, in a bookstore, she had lost weight and looked better, but was still fairly overweight.

I knew a girl, "B", who had been pregnant 6 times by the age of 17, I think she had 4 miscarriages and 2 terminations. At least the other girl I knew wasn't stupid enough to keep getting pregnant (at least when I was acquainted with her).

There was another girl, also called "B", who was pretty white trash. I used to know her at this job that was almost entirely white trash. I mean, there were 3 or 4 girls, all late teens, all pregnant. Well, "B" somehow got pregnant at 17, and had an abortion very early on. Then a few weeks later, she was pregnant again. When I asked her what had happened, she said that she didn't know you could get pregnant after just having had an abortion (I think she'd had unprotected sex with her boyfriend). I've ocassionally seen her in the street, now in her early thirties and with purple hair (girls with unnatural hair colours past the age of 25 are rarely decent), with up to 4 or 5 children. Kinda sad.

Post your own stories. CE seems to have known a lot of nasty girls over the years.
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Boba-Fett posted...

breast meat.

mmmm
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I knew this broad who had sex with some guy. Crazy stuff
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Boba-Fett posted...

Jiggy101011 posted...

Boba-Fett posted...

I saw a girl put on a show with an empty Corona bottle at a party once. She also had ghost nipples, so there's that.

what are ghost nipples?

When the nip and areola are very pale and almost blend in with the breast meat.

Apparently there's a whole subreddit for ghost nipples.
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High school....girl went to a party. Got nice and drunk. The guys there thought it would be funny to have the girl stick an empty beer bottle in her. They took pictures. That Monday, I couldnt even estimate how many copies of that picture were posted all over the school. I mean, all over, every inch of the school. Every faculty member had it emailed to them. Teachers, principals, everyone. She wound up changing her name and transferring to another school.

Crazy thing was that everyone knew exactly who took the pictures and put them up, but nobody got in trouble cause they were football players.
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...

High school....girl went to a party. Got nice and drunk. The guys there thought it would be funny to have the girl stick an empty beer bottle in her. They took pictures. That Monday, I couldnt even estimate how many copies of that picture were posted all over the school. I mean, all over, every inch of the school. Every faculty member had it emailed to them. Teachers, principals, everyone. She wound up changing her name and transferring to another school.

Crazy thing was that everyone knew exactly who took the pictures and put them up, but nobody got in trouble cause they were football players.

Wow. I guess popularity really is a pretty good shield.

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I once knew a girl who kissed on the first date.

The hussy.
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Boba-Fett posted...

Jiggy101011 posted...

Boba-Fett posted...

I saw a girl put on a show with an empty Corona bottle at a party once. She also had ghost nipples, so there's that.

what are ghost nipples?

When the nip and areola are very pale and almost blend in with the breast meat.

They don't have to be pale, they just need to be the same color. So a tan girl with tan areola would have ghost nipples. The main factor is you can't tell where skin ends and nipple begins.
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need to summon the dude that probably has the best stories for this

@MACisBack
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Many years ago, there was this girl I knew at school, and also later on through a mutual friend in our early twenties, let's call her "L". She had quite a pretty face, but was fat (not even just overweight). Urgh, she had slept with about 100 guys by age 20, was just plain nasty, tried to take me home with her when we were both about 21 and dancing together in some nightclub. I actually saw her earlier this year, in a bookstore, she had lost weight and looked better, but was still fairly overweight.

I knew a girl, "B", who had been pregnant 6 times by the age of 17, I think she had 4 miscarriages and 2 terminations. At least the other girl I knew wasn't stupid enough to keep getting pregnant (at least when I was acquainted with her).

There was another girl, also called "B", who was pretty white trash. I used to know her at this job that was almost entirely white trash. I mean, there were 3 or 4 girls, all late teens, all pregnant. Well, "B" somehow got pregnant at 17, and had an abortion very early on. Then a few weeks later, she was pregnant again. When I asked her what had happened, she said that she didn't know you could get pregnant after just having had an abortion (I think she'd had unprotected sex with her boyfriend). I've ocassionally seen her in the street, now in her early thirties and with purple hair (girls with unnatural hair colours past the age of 25 are rarely decent), with up to 4 or 5 children. Kinda sad.

Post your own stories. CE seems to have known a lot of nasty girls over the years.
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Those are good stories TC. Reminds me of a few myself:

Many years ago, there was this girl I knew at school, and also later on through a mutual friend in our early twenties, let's call her "L". She had quite a pretty face, but was fat (not even just overweight). Urgh, she had slept with about 100 guys by age 20, was just plain nasty, tried to take me home with her when we were both about 21 and dancing together in some nightclub. I actually saw her earlier this year, in a bookstore, she had lost weight and looked better, but was still fairly overweight.

I knew a girl, "B", who had been pregnant 6 times by the age of 17, I think she had 4 miscarriages and 2 terminations. At least the other girl I knew wasn't stupid enough to keep getting pregnant (at least when I was acquainted with her).

There was another girl, also called "B", who was pretty white trash. I used to know her at this job that was almost entirely white trash. I mean, there were 3 or 4 girls, all late teens, all pregnant. Well, "B" somehow got pregnant at 17, and had an abortion very early on. Then a few weeks later, she was pregnant again. When I asked her what had happened, she said that she didn't know you could get pregnant after just having had an abortion (I think she'd had unprotected sex with her boyfriend). I've ocassionally seen her in the street, now in her early thirties and with purple hair (girls with unnatural hair colours past the age of 25 are rarely decent), with up to 4 or 5 children. Kinda sad.

Post your own stories. CE seems to have known a lot of nasty girls over the years.
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Weezy_Tha_Don posted...

need to summon the dude that probably has the best stories for this

@MACisBack

Thanks Weezy, and I'm surprised anyone remembers me, haha.

I'll post some of the ones from before in little so people can read them or re-read them if they want. I'll try not to take the topic over.
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I believe I was sixteen.

At this point, we(my first real girlfriend and I) have been broken up for about 5 months but still kind of seeing each other. The reason for my visit was so I could meet her cousin who was fascinated by me(don't know why and after seeing my picture she kept calling me cupcake instead of my name)

She arrives to the house and all three of us start talking and having a good time laughing. Then my ex-girlfriend starts to fade from the conversation and says something like, "I'm going to the bedroom to watch a movie. Both of you are welcome to come."

Her cousin Jovanna and I just nod and say okay, but continue to talk as my ex leaves and shuts the door behind her.

Jovanna scoots closer to me and throws a blanket that was next to her over us as we sit side by side, then she puts her hand on my leg sliding it towards me, and leans in for a kiss. I kiss her back and her hand starts playing with me. I start to slowly and gently play with her. We both get excited as we continue kissing and playing with each other under the blanket.

Then out of nowhere, my ex's door explodes opens and we immediately pull away as my ex-girlfriend comes back to the front room, "WHY IS SO QUIET IN HERE?"

I say, "We were looking for the remote." My ex says, "Bullshit! And why is there a blanket on both of you?"

She rips it off and grabs me down there, "OH HELL NO, BOTH OF YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE NOW! I NEVER WANT TO SEE EITHER OF YOU AGAIN. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MICHAEL. JOVANNA I should have never left you alone with him you bitch."

My ex slaps the shit out of me and her cousin, throws us out and then my stuff comes flying out the door after(luckily it was only a pair of shoes, two pairs of pants and a shirt.)

After picking my stuff up, I felt bad for her cousin so I told her to meet me a few blocks over and I'll take her home. She agrees and walks off.

I load my stuff into my car and leave.

I turn the corner and see Jovanna, who she says she wants to finish what we started. So I take her to a secluded park and finish what we started.

After I drive her home and give her a kiss on the lips. Jovanna turns to me and says, "I hope you don't fall for me because I have a boyfriend. I wanted to see what my cupcake was made of, and I loved every bite!"

(My ex doesn't know about the last part unless her cousin told her. For extra stupid points... I didn't use a condom and finished inside because that is what she wanted.)
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Another woman that was briefly in my life.

This is one was when I was seventeen and about a year later after my ex-girlfriend and her cousin Jovanna incident.

I was lonely and hadn't been with a woman for a while and one my friend's girlfriends told me she felt bad for me because I always seemed down and had no girlfriend so she hooks me up with one of her friends number and tells me to call April around eight at night on Friday. So I call, and April and I start talking.

At first it was shy talk, but then after an hour we both let our guards down talking seriously. She goes on to tell me that her real mom left her when she was little because of drugs, and then recently her mother died of an OD. She was living with her real dad and step mom who are overly protective. I begin to open up about my horrible past and things I have done, and at this point I thought April would hang up on me, but she didn't. She looked at me with understanding and a hint of love. Telling me that its okay to be wrong but learn from my mistakes.

As the night went on and into the morning we talked more and more about our dark pasts, and fell in love with each other. By the morning light all we kept talking about is how we can't wait to meet, and be with each other even though we have never met before.

By the afternoon and being on the phone for close to sixteen hours straight we hang up with plans for me to meet her on Sunday since her parents are going to church.

She calls me Sunday morning and asks if I am still coming over and I say yeah. So I jump in my car and pull over near her house; a block away from her's since I was a little early. A car leaves from the house and I wait about seven minutes before getting out and walking up to the door.

April opens the door and there stands before me a beautiful blonde woman. "Michael?" I smile and say, "April? You're beautiful. Sorry for being." She cuts me off, "You're so handsome and its weird because the way you described yourself is exactly what I pictured you to look like." I smile and say the same, even though I was blown away at her beauty. She invites me inside and we both get kind of shy sitting on the couch.

"Michael don't be so shy. You're making me shy. What do you want to do?" I smile and say, "I honestly want to kiss you, and hold you close." She says, "Me to, but I'm shy." I turn red and say, "Me to. How about on the count of three?" She laughs, "Okay, but don't make fun of the way I kiss." I start counting, "One, two, three." We both lean in and kiss then we pull away smiling and giggling a little. Then I lean in a kiss her again, and put my right hand on the side of her face.

We continue to kiss and April pulls away, "I've never felt this way about any guy so fast, and I want to make love with you." I look at her and say, "I do to, but I don't have a condom." She leans in and kisses me. As we start to make love, she hears something as we're going at it. "HOLY S***! My parents are back!" I fly off her and pull my pants up while asking, "Should I go out the front." She shakes her head no, "Go out the back."

I kiss her one last time while smiling, "I'll call you when I get home. I love you April." She says the same and puts on her clothes. I run for the back door and barely pull it closed as I hear the garage door open into the house. I go my left and see a large window so I army crawl under it and to get to the side gate. I control my breathing and hear the garage door close. I immediately jump the fence and fly to my car to drive home.

We never spoke after that, and my number was blocked. I heard her parents sent her away to live with her aunt, from the friend that hooked us up.
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MACisBack posted...

I believe I was sixteen.

At this point, we(my first real girlfriend and I) have been broken up for about 5 months but still kind of seeing each other. The reason for my visit was so I could meet her cousin who was fascinated by me(don't know why and after seeing my picture she kept calling me cupcake instead of my name)

She arrives to the house and all three of us start talking and having a good time laughing. Then my ex-girlfriend starts to fade from the conversation and says something like, "I'm going to the bedroom to watch a movie. Both of you are welcome to come."

Her cousin Jovanna and I just nod and say okay, but continue to talk as my ex leaves and shuts the door behind her.

Jovanna scoots closer to me and throws a blanket that was next to her over us as we sit side by side, then she puts her hand on my leg sliding it towards me, and leans in for a kiss. I kiss her back and her hand starts playing with me. I start to slowly and gently play with her. We both get excited as we continue kissing and playing with each other under the blanket.

Then out of nowhere, my ex's door explodes opens and we immediately pull away as my ex-girlfriend comes back to the front room, "WHY IS SO QUIET IN HERE?"

I say, "We were looking for the remote." My ex says, "Bullshit! And why is there a blanket on both of you?"

She rips it off and grabs me down there, "OH HELL NO, BOTH OF YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE NOW! I NEVER WANT TO SEE EITHER OF YOU AGAIN. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MICHAEL. JOVANNA I should have never left you alone with him you bitch."

My ex slaps the shit out of me and her cousin, throws us out and then my stuff comes flying out the door after(luckily it was only a pair of shoes, two pairs of pants and a shirt.)

After picking my stuff up, I felt bad for her cousin so I told her to meet me a few blocks over and I'll take her home. She agrees and walks off.

I load my stuff into my car and leave.

I turn the corner and see Jovanna, who she says she wants to finish what we started. So I take her to a secluded park and finish what we started.

After I drive her home and give her a kiss on the lips. Jovanna turns to me and says, "I hope you don't fall for me because I have a boyfriend. I wanted to see what my cupcake was made of, and I loved every bite!"

(My ex doesn't know about the last part unless her cousin told her. For extra stupid points... I didn't use a condom and finished inside because that is what she wanted.)

Sounds to me like your ex knew her cousin was cheating on her BF and was ticked.
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Duncanwii posted...

Sounds to me like your ex knew her cousin was cheating on her BF and was ticked.

She(my ex-girlfriend) was pissed off at me and her cousin(Jovanna) for almost fucking in the front room of her house. That's why she threw us out because it was suppose to be a fun day and we all were suppose to go to the mall.

I didn't know her cousin had a boyfriend until she said don't fall for me at the end.
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Many years ago, there was this girl I knew at school, and also later on through a mutual friend in our early twenties, let's call her "L". She had quite a pretty face, but was fat (not even just overweight). Urgh, she had slept with about 100 guys by age 20, was just plain nasty, tried to take me home with her when we were both about 21 and dancing together in some nightclub. I actually saw her earlier this year, in a bookstore, she had lost weight and looked better, but was still fairly overweight.

I knew a girl, "B", who had been pregnant 6 times by the age of 17, I think she had 4 miscarriages and 2 terminations. At least the other girl I knew wasn't stupid enough to keep getting pregnant (at least when I was acquainted with her).

There was another girl, also called "B", who was pretty white trash. I used to know her at this job that was almost entirely white trash. I mean, there were 3 or 4 girls, all late teens, all pregnant. Well, "B" somehow got pregnant at 17, and had an abortion very early on. Then a few weeks later, she was pregnant again. When I asked her what had happened, she said that she didn't know you could get pregnant after just having had an abortion (I think she'd had unprotected sex with her boyfriend). I've ocassionally seen her in the street, now in her early thirties and with purple hair (girls with unnatural hair colours past the age of 25 are rarely decent), with up to 4 or 5 children. Kinda sad.

Post your own stories. CE seems to have known a lot of nasty girls over the years.

Many years ago, there was this girl I knew at school, and also later on through a mutual friend in our early twenties, let's call her "L". She had quite a pretty face, but was fat (not even just overweight). Urgh, she had slept with about 100 guys by age 20, was just plain nasty, tried to take me home with her when we were both about 21 and dancing together in some nightclub. I actually saw her earlier this year, in a bookstore, she had lost weight and looked better, but was still fairly overweight.

I knew a girl, "B", who had been pregnant 6 times by the age of 17, I think she had 4 miscarriages and 2 terminations. At least the other girl I knew wasn't stupid enough to keep getting pregnant (at least when I was acquainted with her).

There was another girl, also called "B", who was pretty white trash. I used to know her at this job that was almost entirely white trash. I mean, there were 3 or 4 girls, all late teens, all pregnant. Well, "B" somehow got pregnant at 17, and had an abortion very early on. Then a few weeks later, she was pregnant again. When I asked her what had happened, she said that she didn't know you could get pregnant after just having had an abortion (I think she'd had unprotected sex with her boyfriend). I've ocassionally seen her in the street, now in her early thirties and with purple hair (girls with unnatural hair colours past the age of 25 are rarely decent), with up to 4 or 5 children. Kinda sad.

Post your own stories. CE seems to have known a lot of nasty girls over the years.
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This one gal let three dudes run a train on her at a party while she had a baby at home and she was lactating because the baby was still nursing and she put on a candlelit lactation show for us in the living room where she just squeezed and palpated her tits, squirting breast milk all over the coffee table.
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One time in college, this woman slept with me because she was under the mistaken assumption that I was someone else's roommate.

Was an odd situation.
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That's some crazy shit JBD, and aren't you part of the Mostly Harmless board?(My memory is a little sketchy but I thought you were a member, unless it was someone else a similar username.)

JustMyOpinion posted...

MACisBack posted...

Duncanwii posted...

Sounds to me like your ex knew her cousin was cheating on her BF and was ticked.

She(my ex-girlfriend) was pissed off at me and her cousin(Jovanna) for almost fucking in the front room of her house. That's why she threw us out because it was suppose to be a fun day and we all were suppose to go to the mall.

I didn't know her cousin had a boyfriend until she said don't fall for me at the end.

You should repost that ex gf(s) story where you went wherever that was in Asia. It was a good read.

Wow, even I'm surprised someone other than me remembers that trip to the Philippines, and glad you enjoyed the story.

I should repost it, but that was literally like 50,000 words long, one day I will, if I ever get ambitious.

I'll do a couple more reposts of old short stories first then delve into a new one. Plus I want others to contribute.
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I have a friend who is a DJ and he calls me up tells me that he is DJ'ing at the Double Tree hotel on Saturday but on Friday he is having a hotel party for a select few of his friends. So I head up early on Friday and meet up with him at his house. He explains that its me, him, his girlfriend, my brother, his brother, and the girlfriend is bring up three other girls with her

We arrive at the Best western inn a little after eight at night after several hours of mixing music. I turn on the TV and wait for the ladies. My friend smokes and does his thing until his girlfriend arrives. She walks through the door and there are two Mexican women and one Asian woman. We introduce ourselves to each other, and then my friend says, "Its party time." His girl opens a shopping bag filled with a ton of alcohol, and several other things

We start drinking and talking then the Asian girl named Jane starts giving me crap. "That's all you can drink for being a BIG MAN?" I look at her sideways and say, "I'm pacing myself, and what about you? That's only your second shot." She slaps my arm and I immediately say, "WTF are you doing Jane?" She slaps me again sticks out her tongue before walking over to my friend's brother

I ask the two Mexican girls, "Is she a light-weight?" They both turn red and shake their head no and Melinda says, "No, she's like that. Just like a fuse, you never know when she is going to blow." I walk over to my DJ friend and ask, "Dude, why did you invite this bitch?" My friend laughs at me, "Don't worry she's cool man." I look at him and say, "I hope so, otherwise I gotta leave. I can't take this getting hit shit." and shake my head.

I walk over to the Brandy and pour myself a shot and here comes Jane. "You know Michael. I would like some." then she takes my shot and downs it. I look at her weirdly and she says, "Thanks, I needed that." I pour another shot and ask, "Would you like another Princess or maybe a carriage ride after you drank too much?" Jane slaps my arm again, and I get pissed and say, "LOOK! Quit fucking hitting me. I don't know what I did to ruffle your ass feathers, but just leave me alone." Jane laughs, "You're cute when you're mad."

I get pissed, "I'm not very happy when I'm mad. Please Jane just let me drink in peace after I take a piss. I'm trying not to get mad at you but you're a bugging the fuck out of me." I walk to the bathroom and close the door. I begin relieving myself and Jane opens the door and I yell, "I'm kind of privately taking a piss here, if your highness doesn't mind." she walks in any way and closes the door. She looks down at my member before saying, "I always get what I want. Always." I zip up and say, "So what do you want because it ain't me?"

Jane looks at me and says, "More alcohol." I look at her and say, "Okay, but leave me alone after this okay?" I come out of the bathroom and everyone is giving me that look like we just had sex and I say, "Nothing happened and I'm just getting some alcohol for her." I grab a bottle of tequila and head back while they laugh at me.

Jane closes the door and takes the bottle. She turns it up and takes one hell of a swig off the bottle. I'm in amazement as to how the hell she just did that. Right after she slaps my face and says, "Fuck you that was GREAT!" I turn to leave after that, and then she plants on me the sloppiest kiss I have ever had, and I return the kiss and we literally have mad unprotected sex with on the sink

After, we walk out everyone stands up including my brother and gives me a standing ovation.

I look at Jane and she looks at me before whispering, "I always get what I want." I smile and say, "You could have been nicer about it." She laughs, slaps my face and I shake my head
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Worst I've got is I knew a girl who was on a mission to bang a dude of every skin tone, going so far as to hit on (well, not hit on since she straight up said what she wanted) one of my friends who was engaged at the time and had told her that beforehand

Or formerly repressed memories of a high school girl who used to babysit me when I was in elementary school. Nothing too bad, she just had me dry hump her after she wrapped herself up in a blanket. This happened more than a few times

Freaky shit yo
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