Current Events > so i googled rule 34 of god out of curiousity and was severely disappointed

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Most of it are just naked beardy old dude in the sky.

What unimaginative poop are these artists. If i were god, omnipotent and omniscient, if i want to have sexual pleasure, i would do something on a,cosmic scale.

For example making my penis the size of a galaxy where my giant penis grow 1 trillion more of planet sized penis on it. It would be like a penis cactus that filled with gajilliontrillionmillion pleasure receptor then make a pocket shaped galaxy made of vaginas that fit perfectly to my colossus of a sex machine, THEN connect the pleasure of both cosmic structures into my consciousness so i get pleasure from both side, then do this in the countless multiverses and have an infinite cosmic self orgasm that last for billions and billions of years.

Which ia for god probably feel just like deeding into a sock
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