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UnfairRepresent 10/15/17 5:31:13 AM #1: |
You're going into a huge building one morning for work reasons when you step into an elevator to take you to the top floor.
You walk in half-asleep looking at your feet until after the door closes and you realize that alongside you inside the elevator by coincidence is every ex-girlfriend you have ever had. How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Eevee-Trainer 10/15/17 5:32:26 AM #2: |
An empty elevator.
I'll blast music from my phone and sing along a bit, silencing it as I reach the next stop. --- Maybe I'll put something here one day. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Back_Stabbath 10/15/17 5:32:30 AM #3: |
quiet elevator ride for me I guess.
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KogaSteelfang 10/15/17 5:33:47 AM #4: |
So, just me eh. Guess I go back to looking at the floor.
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snakes_righteye 10/15/17 5:34:01 AM #5: |
Is suicide an option?
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UnfairRepresent 10/15/17 5:35:03 AM #6: |
Eevee-Trainer posted...
An empty elevator. Back_Stabbath posted... quiet elevator ride for me I guess. KogaSteelfang posted... So, just me eh. Guess I go back to looking at the floor. snakes_righteye posted... Is suicide an option? Well fuck this topic got depressing fast --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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unpleasant_milk 10/15/17 5:35:30 AM #7: |
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Black462 10/15/17 5:37:41 AM #8: |
Enjoy the music and hope you have plenty of spicy but silent farts.
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UnfairRepresent 10/15/17 5:30:21 PM #10: |
unpleasant_milk posted...
I'd take the stairs. Too late --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shotgunnova 10/15/17 5:32:55 PM #11: |
Ehh, I dunno. \_()_/
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Offworlder1 10/15/17 5:34:07 PM #12: |
Only 2 people both who I did not end badly with, probably have a good conversation with them, ask how their lives are and if they are happy with their lives.
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KainWind 10/15/17 5:34:09 PM #13: |
I prefer empty elevators anyway.
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Funkydog 10/15/17 5:35:08 PM #14: |
That would be the worst time of my life pretty sure. Few of my exes hate me
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weapon_d00d816 10/15/17 5:35:56 PM #15: |
Offworlder1 posted...
Only 2 people both who I did not end badly with, probably have a good conversation with them, ask how their lives are and if they are happy with their lives. Pretty much exactly this except they both hate each other. --- SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DoctorVader 10/15/17 5:37:17 PM #16: |
Too many for a single elevator.
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AvlButtslam 10/15/17 5:37:21 PM #17: |
I press the button for the next floor and get out asap
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-Unowninator- 10/15/17 5:41:16 PM #18: |
Eevee-Trainer posted...
An empty elevator. This; I'm not really the dating type, so I'd just play my 3DS. --- ''25 posts in and no one has addressed the orignal question. Also, I'm continuing that streak :P'' ~ Lord_Zenki Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Wedge Antilles 10/15/17 5:42:06 PM #19: |
Only one and we didn't split on bad terms, so no problem.
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electricbugs2 10/15/17 5:43:33 PM #20: |
Ignore the two fat ones.
Not sure how my last two girlfriends that I actually liked would react, we didn't end on the best terms. --- "Cuz yung bucks be finnin n fruntin up a reap G know what it is"-Naysaspace ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Fin_Dawg_004 10/15/17 5:44:02 PM #21: |
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EverDownward 10/15/17 5:44:54 PM #22: |
Pray that none of them want to talk to me, and if they do try to keep conversation to an absolute bare minimum.
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F1areaGaman 10/15/17 5:55:12 PM #23: |
I actually would love this.
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Robin_Dude 10/15/17 6:11:40 PM #24: |
Only one, and unless she was harboring ill will against me.. after all was said and done we still hung out a few times and had some good laughs. So I'd say it would be a pretty cool situation.
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Puglia77 10/15/17 6:12:49 PM #26: |
Eevee-Trainer posted...
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prince_leo 10/15/17 6:13:09 PM #27: |
catch up with them all, haven't seen any in a while
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Lost_All_Senses 10/15/17 6:13:41 PM #28: |
Make awkward conversation about their kids until my stop.
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Zodd3224 10/15/17 6:14:53 PM #29: |
Hey ladies, wanna have a quick orgy for old times sake?
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InstaReturns 10/15/17 6:18:40 PM #30: |
Man, A few of us would be having sex, while a larger group to the side would be silent/trying to murder eachother
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Zikten 10/15/17 6:19:57 PM #31: |
i only have one ex girlfriend so it wouldn't be that much of a scene.
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MabusIncarnate 10/15/17 6:21:40 PM #32: |
I'd combine the one that gave the best head, with the one that was into butt stuff, with the one that had the best personality and the one with the best tits and create a super ultra mega ex that I would get back together with.
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Bootybeliever 10/16/17 3:54:32 PM #33: |
I'd do the same as I do when I'm in a room with my current bf's exes (we're all in an organization together). Say hey but probably not even take my headphones out cause fuck forced conversations. Ex 1 can't control himself so he'd be annoyingly snarky to Ex 2, ex 2 would be all 'how bout them politics' and ex 3 wouldn't say anything cause he's an abusive POS. We're all adults and should be more than capable of handling being in a room with another for 3 to 4 minutes.
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Holy_Pumpkin 10/16/17 3:58:05 PM #34: |
Fucking die, I literally just broke up with my gf this morning because I realized I rushed into our relationship and am still into my most recent ex who I broke up with and both are still in love with me deeply and want me back. Would be terrible. Then the other two I'd imagine it'd be tight. I'm friends with one and don't care about the other.
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EnragedSlith 10/16/17 3:59:24 PM #35: |
I'm on good terms with most, if not all of them, so it'd be a weird little coincidence
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MrToothHasYou 10/16/17 4:00:51 PM #36: |
It would be a little awkward, but Im pretty good friends with my one ex. But yeah, most of them absolutely hate each other, and arent on the best terms with me.
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JE19426 10/16/17 4:03:12 PM #37: |
I'd ask what they've been up to.
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K181 10/16/17 4:03:32 PM #38: |
A) Wow, what a coincidence, especially as one of them is dead.
B) Man, this is a big elevator to fit them all. C) Humble brag. --- The poster formerly known as Kakarot181: July 2, 2002 - March 14, 2012. Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Payzmaykr 10/16/17 4:04:54 PM #39: |
Most of them would probably think each other are pretty cool. I am pretty good about being able to end things positively and thankfully, none of my breakups were because of infidelity, which is the only thing gat would really make me angry.
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gatorsPENSbucs 10/16/17 4:10:23 PM #40: |
Oh man. Wed need a huge elevator. Thered be 11 of us. 6 of them tried to come back and I said no. One of them instantly hated me and spread a bunch of fake shit. One of them I havent seen since she found out what bar I was at and we did atm in the girls bathroom....we went back to my place and after another session she said shed leave her current bf, in California, if I wanted to date her again. I said no and she flew back the next day. One of them has passed. That would be scary.
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Deadpool_18 10/16/17 4:12:31 PM #42: |
*shrug*
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UnfairRepresent 10/16/17 4:13:47 PM #43: |
Asherlee10 posted...
Is it people I dated longer than a month or do all the month-long flings count too? Flings count bro. It says "All" your girlfriend --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kitt 10/16/17 4:14:30 PM #44: |
Eevee-Trainer posted...
An empty elevator. KogaSteelfang posted... So, just me eh. Guess I go back to looking at the floor. Back_Stabbath posted... quiet elevator ride for me I guess. Came in here expecting these posts lol --- http://i.imgur.com/pmc9XsI.gif http://i.imgur.com/LkrRVe2.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Dp03g3y.jpg Cute? B****, I'm adorable. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 10/16/17 4:20:47 PM #46: |
Asherlee10 posted...
What if it was a big elevator. Like a cargo elevator... A cargo elevator for tanks. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BlueBoy675 10/16/17 4:20:56 PM #47: |
I only have one ex. I'd probably just ask her how she's been. We didn't break up on bad terms or anything.
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gguirao 10/16/17 5:29:51 PM #49: |
"it's nice to have this elevator all to myself."
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cobain27 10/16/17 5:47:56 PM #50: |
Eh. I'm still friends with the vast majority of my exes, so I guess we would just chat a bit.
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darkphoenix181 10/16/17 5:50:11 PM #51: |
my severed hand writhes on the floor
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