Poll of the Day > How do Patty and Selma smoke so much without dying?

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minervo 11/01/17 12:24:57 AM #1:	Is there like a smoker angel looking out for them, who knows they have absolutely nothing going for them other than the cigarette buzz? <cite>minervo posted [p:889535918] in How do Pat... [t:75942182]...</cite> <quote>Is there like a smoker angel looking out for them, who knows they have absolutely nothing going for them other than the cigarette buzz?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cacciato 11/01/17 12:25:35 AM #2:	How do you know how much they smoke <cite>Cacciato posted [p:889535936] in How do Pat... [t:75942182]...</cite> <quote>How do you know how much they smoke</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GanonsSpirit 11/01/17 12:26:29 AM #3:	Because smoking doesn't have a 100% cancer rate. --- http://i.imgur.com/tsQUpxC.jpg Thanks, Nade Duck! [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] <cite>GanonsSpirit posted [p:889535971] in How do Pat... [t:75942182]...</cite> <quote>Because smoking doesn't have a 100% cancer rate.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VeeVees 11/01/17 12:32:05 AM #4:	My grandma is 98 and she smoked since her teens. The only health issue she has is cataract. --- Rudy sucks <cite>VeeVees posted [p:889536191] in How do Pat... [t:75942182]...</cite> <quote>My grandma is 98 and she smoked since her teens. The only health issue she has is cataract.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
minervo 11/01/17 12:34:37 AM #5:	As a smoker, I wanna know the secret of smoking and not getting cancer. <cite>minervo posted [p:889536280] in How do Pat... [t:75942182]...</cite> <quote>As a smoker, I wanna know the secret of smoking and not getting cancer.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VeeVees 11/01/17 12:36:09 AM #6:	luck --- Rudy sucks <cite>VeeVees posted [p:889536342] in How do Pat... [t:75942182]...</cite> <quote>luck</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blaqthourne 11/01/17 12:36:27 AM #7:	Cacciato posted... How do you know how much they smoke It's pretty clear that they smoke 17 packs a day: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2K21UvwBpk --- Montreal Expos (1969-2004) http://www.backloggery.com/Blaqthourne Now playing: Crash Bandicoot (PS1) -- started 10/29/2017 <cite>Blaqthourne posted [p:889536349] in How do Pat... [t:75942182]...</cite> <quote><cite>Cacciato posted...</cite> <quote>How do you know how much they smoke</quote> It's pretty clear that they smoke 17 packs a day: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2K21UvwBpk</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
minervo 11/01/17 12:36:55 AM #8:	I don't believe in luck. <cite>minervo posted [p:889536370] in How do Pat... [t:75942182]...</cite> <quote>I don't believe in luck.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JixHedgehog 11/01/17 1:33:10 AM #9:	Simpsons have only had like 3 straight days in a row of their lives explored Smoke as much as you want in 3 days, you probably wont get cancer --- Not changing my sig until Nintendo announces the Switch XL 1/12/2017 <cite>JixHedgehog posted [p:889538350] in How do Pat... [t:75942182]...</cite> <quote>Simpsons have only had like 3 straight days in a row of their lives explored Smoke as much as you want in 3 days, you probably wont get cancer</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GameReviews 11/01/17 1:44:55 AM #10:	VeeVees posted... luck minervo posted... I don't believe in luck. Well then probability. If 90% of people who smoke heavily have health complications caused by smoking, then there's obviously still the 10% who don't. (Numbers pulled from my ass but you get the idea). --- Sign here. <cite>GameReviews posted [p:889538675] in How do Pat... [t:75942182]...</cite> <quote><cite>VeeVees posted...</cite> <quote>luck</quote> <cite>minervo posted...</cite> <quote>I don't believe in luck.</quote> Well then probability. If 90% of people who smoke heavily have health complications caused by smoking, then there's obviously still the 10% who don't. (Numbers pulled from my ass but you get the idea).</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Philoktetes 11/01/17 1:46:32 AM #11:	because theyre still in tehir 40s thanks to cartoon time --- I don't think so, Tim. ~~ Pizza Crew ~~ <cite>Philoktetes posted [p:889538722] in How do Pat... [t:75942182]...</cite> <quote>because theyre still in tehir 40s thanks to cartoon time</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
helIy 11/01/17 2:37:12 AM #12:	how come maggie has been a baby for over 20 years 28 years. --- i have watched you fade in, you will watch me fade out when the grip leaves my hand, i know you won't let me down <cite>helIy posted [p:889540102] in How do Pat... [t:75942182]...</cite> <quote>how come maggie has been a baby for over 20 years 28 years.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheCyborgNinja 11/01/17 2:47:41 AM #13:	Genetics. I have people in my family from generations ago who smoked and worked in coal mines but lived into their 70s. --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 <cite>TheCyborgNinja posted [p:889540378] in How do Pat... [t:75942182]...</cite> <quote>Genetics. I have people in my family from generations ago who smoked and worked in coal mines but lived into their 70s.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BTB 11/01/17 4:42:07 AM #14:	Because they exist in a vacuum where time does not pass. --- "Good luck and good gaming." -Klaravoyia <cite>BTB posted [p:889542652] in How do Pat... [t:75942182]...</cite> <quote>Because they exist in a vacuum where time does not pass.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darcandkharg31 11/01/17 4:50:58 AM #15:	I wonder how how much time has passed in Simpsons, like if you watched every episode they passed time and someone counted the days that have passed I wonder what it would all add up too, I know they've passed months before, they probably gone a few years already i'm guessing. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. <cite>darcandkharg31 posted [p:889542799] in How do Pat... [t:75942182]...</cite> <quote>I wonder how how much time has passed in Simpsons, like if you watched every episode they passed time and someone counted the days that have passed I wonder what it would all add up too, I know they've passed months before, they probably gone a few years already i'm guessing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 11/01/17 8:15:42 AM #16:	darcandkharg31 posted... I wonder how how much time has passed in Simpsons, like if you watched every episode they passed time and someone counted the days that have passed I wonder what it would all add up too, I know they've passed months before, they probably gone a few years already i'm guessing. It would be impossible to tell. There have been multiple birthday and Christmas / other holiday, first / last day of school type episodes and they never age. --- These pretzels are making me thirsty! <cite>rexcrk posted [p:889546856] in How do Pat... [t:75942182]...</cite> <quote><cite>darcandkharg31 posted...</cite> <quote>I wonder how how much time has passed in Simpsons, like if you watched every episode they passed time and someone counted the days that have passed I wonder what it would all add up too, I know they've passed months before, they probably gone a few years already i'm guessing.</quote> It would be impossible to tell. There have been multiple birthday and Christmas / other holiday, first / last day of school type episodes and they never age.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Krazy_Kirby 11/01/17 11:38:57 AM #17:	helIy posted... how come maggie has been a baby for over 20 years 28 years. you think thats something? simpsons has only 622 episodes. detective conan has 869. conan has been "7" the whole time. simpsons has 1 movie, detective conan has 21 (22 if you count the lupin conan special) --- Kill From The Shadows. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiot <cite>Krazy_Kirby posted [p:889555171] in How do Pat... [t:75942182]...</cite> <quote><cite>helIy posted...</cite> <quote>how come maggie has been a baby for over 20 years 28 years.</quote> you think thats something? simpsons has only 622 episodes. detective conan has 869. conan has been "7" the whole time. simpsons has 1 movie, detective conan has 21 (22 if you count the lupin conan special)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
joemodda 11/01/17 8:54:01 PM #18:	They're already dead inside --- "Think as you please, but do unto others as they would unto you" <cite>joemodda posted [p:889586924] in How do Pat... [t:75942182]...</cite> <quote>They're already dead inside</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheCyborgNinja 11/01/17 8:57:12 PM #19:	Krazy_Kirby posted... helIy posted... how come maggie has been a baby for over 20 years 28 years. you think thats something? simpsons has only 622 episodes. detective conan has 869. conan has been "7" the whole time. simpsons has 1 movie, detective conan has 21 (22 if you count the lupin conan special) I have never heard of Detective Conan, but if it isn't a barbarian solving mysteries I am going to be very heartbroken. --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 <cite>TheCyborgNinja posted [p:889587128] in How do Pat... [t:75942182]...</cite> <quote><cite>Krazy_Kirby posted...</cite> <quote><cite>helIy posted...</cite> <quote>how come maggie has been a baby for over 20 years 28 years.</quote> you think thats something? simpsons has only 622 episodes. detective conan has 869. conan has been "7" the whole time. simpsons has 1 movie, detective conan has 21 (22 if you count the lupin conan special)</quote> I have never heard of Detective Conan, but if it isn't a barbarian solving mysteries I am going to be very heartbroken.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Golden Road 11/01/17 9:04:28 PM #20:	Aren't they in their 40s, I think? Even most heavy smokers don't die before then. --- Who's your favorite character from "Bend It Like Beckham"? And you can't say Beckham. <cite>Golden Road posted [p:889587583] in How do Pat... [t:75942182]...</cite> <quote>Aren't they in their 40s, I think? Even most heavy smokers don't die before then.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zeus 11/01/17 9:05:53 PM #21:	You don't just die overnight, plus the Simpsons is stuck in a time lock so they're roughly living within the same year. --- (\/)(\/)\|-\| In Zeus We Trust: All Others Pay Cash <cite>Zeus posted [p:889587681] in How do Pat... [t:75942182]...</cite> <quote>You don't just die overnight, plus the Simpsons is stuck in a time lock so they're roughly living within the same year.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zeus 11/01/17 9:06:38 PM #22:	TheCyborgNinja posted... Krazy_Kirby posted... helIy posted... how come maggie has been a baby for over 20 years 28 years. you think thats something? simpsons has only 622 episodes. detective conan has 869. conan has been "7" the whole time. simpsons has 1 movie, detective conan has 21 (22 if you count the lupin conan special) I have never heard of Detective Conan, but if it isn't a barbarian solving mysteries I am going to be very heartbroken. You probably have. It was marketed as Case Closed in the US and iirc was shown on Cartoon Network or another station for a while. Great show/manga. --- (\/)(\/)\|-\| In Zeus We Trust: All Others Pay Cash <cite>Zeus posted [p:889587715] in How do Pat... [t:75942182]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheCyborgNinja posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Krazy_Kirby posted...</cite> <quote><cite>helIy posted...</cite> <quote>how come maggie has been a baby for over 20 years 28 years.</quote> you think thats something? simpsons has only 622 episodes. detective conan has 869. conan has been "7" the whole time. simpsons has 1 movie, detective conan has 21 (22 if you count the lupin conan special)</quote> I have never heard of Detective Conan, but if it isn't a barbarian solving mysteries I am going to be very heartbroken.</quote> You probably have. It was marketed as Case Closed in the US and iirc was shown on Cartoon Network or another station for a while. Great show/manga.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheWorstPoster 11/01/17 9:25:04 PM #23:	Because, they are cartoon characters, and their voice actor didn't die, get fired, or quit. <cite>TheWorstPoster posted [p:889588846] in How do Pat... [t:75942182]...</cite> <quote>Because, they are cartoon characters, and their voice actor didn't die, get fired, or quit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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