Current Events > Scenario: You have Professor X's powers. What do you do?

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UnfairRepresent
11/06/17 6:47:34 PM
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For those unfamilar with the X-Men, professor X is a bald British man who has the power to read people's minds, mind-control them and manipulate their thoughts and memories.

He's one of the most powerful mutants in the universe but thankfully he's a goodie, otherwise everyone would be dead.

ACqLdNS

But what would you do if you woke up tomorrow in the real world and suddenly had the power to read and manipulate minds as easily as you can press buttons on a microwave?
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Burgess
11/06/17 6:49:44 PM
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but thankfully he's a goodie

Honestly he's really a gigantic asshole that has done some shit.
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AvlButtslam
11/06/17 6:49:52 PM
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Mind control EVERYBODY
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MikeArmstrong
11/06/17 6:50:57 PM
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fenderbender321 posted...
I'd be having sex with beautiful women every night.

That's pretty much rape but ok.
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UnfairRepresent
11/06/17 6:51:48 PM
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fenderbender321 posted...
I'd be having sex with beautiful women every night.

You mean raping.
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JE19426
11/06/17 6:52:22 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
professor X is a bald British man


Proffesor isn't British.
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MC_BatCommander
11/06/17 6:53:25 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
fenderbender321 posted...
I'd be having sex with beautiful women every night.

You mean raping.


he seems to have no problem with rape IIRC
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MikeArmstrong
11/06/17 6:53:54 PM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
fenderbender321 posted...
I'd be having sex with beautiful women every night.

You mean raping.


he seems to have no problem with rape IIRC

Yikes
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Mystery_Mission
11/06/17 6:54:13 PM
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do i go bald?
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marthsheretoo
11/06/17 6:54:48 PM
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I'd go full god complex asshole with it, honestly.
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MikeArmstrong
11/06/17 6:54:50 PM
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Mystery_Mission posted...
do i go bald?

No. He had powers when he was younger and still had hair.
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UnfairRepresent
11/06/17 6:55:14 PM
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Mystery_Mission posted...
do i go bald?

Not unless you choose to.

You could also mind control people to think you are bald when you really aren't
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Villain
11/06/17 6:56:34 PM
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Make Trump and Pence resign
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Panthera
11/06/17 6:56:47 PM
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Get a job with the police as the ultimate detective

Also I'd constantly make people think someone called their name. Not enough to actually make anyone go crazy or anything, I'd just want to enjoy the meaningless confusion.
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awesome999
11/06/17 6:58:32 PM
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I'd be rich

The pussy would come to me, muahaha
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UnfairRepresent
11/06/17 6:58:33 PM
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Villain posted...
Make Trump and Pence resign

So Paul Ryan will be prez?
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MikeArmstrong
11/06/17 7:00:00 PM
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fenderbender321 posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
fenderbender321 posted...
I'd be having sex with beautiful women every night.

You mean raping.


Um, if I alter somebody's mind to think they want to have sex with me, then I'm pretty sure they will consent.

You're literally forcing them to change their mind and have sex with you. It's like how Kilgrave used his powers to rape people in Jessica Jones.
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Sexypwnstar
11/06/17 7:00:39 PM
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I mean, I can see how you all can just jump to rape, but it's also plausible that he could just use the powers to get to a higher social status or get more money and that would just come with the package.
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marthsheretoo
11/06/17 7:02:46 PM
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MikeArmstrong posted...
You're literally forcing them to change their mind and have sex with you. It's like how Kilgrave used his powers to rape people in Jessica Jones.


Hypothetically speaking, where is the line for you?

Like let's say you see a cute girl while you're at the supermarket and you use your mind powers to make her think you have cute hair or something, then stop using the mind powers, go over to strike up a conversation, and end up taking her home?

IMO, that's really no different than having cute hair in the first place.
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UnfairRepresent
11/06/17 7:03:27 PM
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fenderbender321 posted...
MikeArmstrong posted...
fenderbender321 posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
fenderbender321 posted...
I'd be having sex with beautiful women every night.

You mean raping.


Um, if I alter somebody's mind to think they want to have sex with me, then I'm pretty sure they will consent.

You're literally forcing them to change their mind and have sex with you. It's like how Kilgrave used his powers to rape people in Jessica Jones.


Then really it's no different than ANY use of those powers. You're altering their mind without their consent, which is the true crime.

Altering someone's mind to make them hear someone call their name and altering someone's mind to make them suck your cock are immensely different.
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MikeArmstrong
11/06/17 7:05:46 PM
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All I can say is that I'm glad Professor X wasn't a CEman.
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dr_zomberg
11/06/17 7:06:40 PM
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go unity (rick and morty) on them, permanently.
id shape the world as an utopia.
no more wierdness, no more religions, no more a lot of things.
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dave_is_slick
11/06/17 7:07:50 PM
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Sexypwnstar posted...
I mean, I can see how you all can just jump to rape, but it's also plausible that he could just use the powers to get to a higher social status or get more money and that would just come with the package.

Oh so just corrosion(sp?)?
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Mofuji
11/06/17 7:10:43 PM
#27:


Make people kill themselves for my amusement.
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Sexypwnstar
11/06/17 7:13:45 PM
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dave_is_slick posted...
Sexypwnstar posted...
I mean, I can see how you all can just jump to rape, but it's also plausible that he could just use the powers to get to a higher social status or get more money and that would just come with the package.

Oh so just corrosion(sp?)?


what
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King Rial
11/06/17 7:17:29 PM
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Sexypwnstar posted...
what

I think he means coercion.
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Sexypwnstar
11/06/17 7:19:42 PM
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King Rial posted...
Sexypwnstar posted...
what

I think he means coercion.


Not really, since I can just learn whatever the fuck I want at incredible speeds and just apply my knowledge and make cash that way without directly affecting someone's mind at all.
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UnfairRepresent
11/06/17 7:21:43 PM
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Mofuji posted...
Make people kill themselves for my amusement.

:/
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Xelltrix
11/06/17 7:22:24 PM
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You can't really do pretty much anything ethical with his power so I guess you may as well go wild.
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Ricemills
11/06/17 7:23:25 PM
#33:


does professor X have telekinetic abilities or not?
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Xelltrix
11/06/17 7:23:53 PM
#34:


Ricemills posted...
does professor X have telekinetic abilities or not?


He does not.
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Ricemills
11/06/17 7:29:23 PM
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Xelltrix posted...
Ricemills posted...
does professor X have telekinetic abilities or not?


He does not.


meh, not fun.
i'm too apathetic to be a telepathic. professor x's power doesnt interest me at all if he has no telekinetic.
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Touch
11/06/17 7:30:05 PM
#36:


Make people trip on acid mentally

Impeach Trump and Pence by making them spontaneously have sex with each other live on tv during a nationwide important message broadcast
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Panthera
11/06/17 7:30:24 PM
#37:


Ricemills posted...
Xelltrix posted...
Ricemills posted...
does professor X have telekinetic abilities or not?


He does not.


meh, not fun.
i'm too apathetic to be a telepathic. professor x's power doesnt interest me at all if he has no telekinetic.


Mind control someone else into moving objects for you. Bam, telekinesis!

<_<
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DK9292
11/06/17 7:31:54 PM
#38:


I would be immediately rendered comatose from the new influx of information that I have no idea how to control.
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Xelltrix
11/06/17 7:32:35 PM
#39:


Ricemills posted...
Xelltrix posted...
Ricemills posted...
does professor X have telekinetic abilities or not?


He does not.


meh, not fun.
i'm too apathetic to be a telepathic. professor x's power doesnt interest me at all if he has no telekinetic.


Pretty much, I'd feel really guilty doing anything. I guess the extent of it would be like reading minds sometimes but I don't think I could stand actually controlling someone.
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Ricemills
11/06/17 7:32:40 PM
#40:


Panthera posted...
Ricemills posted...
Xelltrix posted...
Ricemills posted...
does professor X have telekinetic abilities or not?


He does not.


meh, not fun.
i'm too apathetic to be a telepathic. professor x's power doesnt interest me at all if he has no telekinetic.


Mind control someone else into moving objects for you. Bam, telekinesis!

<_<


good point, maybe i can telepathically control a telekinetic.
but diving into someone else's mind seems like a bother.
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UnfairRepresent
11/06/17 7:46:46 PM
#41:


Ricemills posted...
does professor X have telekinetic abilities or not?

Depends on the story/canon but generally no.
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dave_is_slick
11/06/17 8:04:32 PM
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Sexypwnstar posted...
dave_is_slick posted...
Sexypwnstar posted...
I mean, I can see how you all can just jump to rape, but it's also plausible that he could just use the powers to get to a higher social status or get more money and that would just come with the package.

Oh so just corrosion(sp?)?


what

I did question the spelling...
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lilORANG
11/06/17 8:09:20 PM
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Shelhamer92
11/06/17 8:10:34 PM
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RickyTheBAWSE
11/06/17 8:11:07 PM
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fenderbender321 posted...
MikeArmstrong posted...
fenderbender321 posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
fenderbender321 posted...
I'd be having sex with beautiful women every night.

You mean raping.


Um, if I alter somebody's mind to think they want to have sex with me, then I'm pretty sure they will consent.

You're literally forcing them to change their mind and have sex with you. It's like how Kilgrave used his powers to rape people in Jessica Jones.


Then really it's no different than ANY use of those powers. You're altering their mind without their consent, which is the true crime.


good thing you don't have powers to abuse, lolololol.

I'd hate to see how you've already abused your internet privileges with that logic.
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prince_leo
11/06/17 8:12:25 PM
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the only thing i'd do is try and figure out if anyone else can do it too
if so, crush them mentally

otherwise, be the most careful to never use it
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Ninja-Yatsu
11/06/17 8:20:54 PM
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Master astral projection.
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UnfairRepresent
11/06/17 8:32:20 PM
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Ninja-Yatsu posted...
Master astral projection.

lol lame
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Ninja-Yatsu
11/06/17 8:38:32 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Ninja-Yatsu posted...
Master astral projection.

lol lame

You say that now, but if my body dies, my mind can live on.
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DK9292
11/06/17 8:39:32 PM
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Ninja-Yatsu posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Ninja-Yatsu posted...
Master astral projection.

lol lame

You say that now, but if my body dies, my mind can live on.

In never-ending loneliness, unable to interact with the physical world. Have fun.
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