Current Events > Your son is bringing his new fiance round for dinner and you made the food.

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UnfairRepresent 11/16/17 4:06:47 PM #1:	He's coming back after he left for college and this is the first time you're going to meet his fiance. You make pork chops potates, veggies and with extra bacon. Then they arrive. You're introduced, you have awkward small talk and then when you sit down to eat there is a painful silence of hesitation before she says "I'm sorry, I can't eat this. I'm Jewish." What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:890517840] in Your son i... [t:75998359]...</cite> <quote>He's coming back after he left for college and this is the first time you're going to meet his fiance. You make pork chops potates, veggies and with extra bacon. Then they arrive. You're introduced, you have awkward small talk and then when you sit down to eat there is a painful silence of hesitation before she says "I'm sorry, I can't eat this. I'm Jewish." What do you do?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 11/16/17 4:08:00 PM #2:	Knock him through the wall. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:890517926] in Your son i... [t:75998359]...</cite> <quote>Knock him through the wall.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Patchwork 11/16/17 4:08:27 PM #3:	Ask your son why his bitch ass didn't tell you that. --- The mind is its own place, and in itself Can make a heav'n of hell, a hell of heav'n. <cite>Patchwork posted [p:890517950] in Your son i... [t:75998359]...</cite> <quote>Ask your son why his bitch ass didn't tell you that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThirdGender 11/16/17 4:08:47 PM #4:	Eat her portion. --- Please don't read this. <cite>ThirdGender posted [p:890517969] in Your son i... [t:75998359]...</cite> <quote>Eat her portion.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Giant_Aspirin 11/16/17 4:09:53 PM #6:	GregShmedley posted... Patchwork posted... Ask your son why his bitch ass didn't tell you that. ^ --- Now Playing: South Park: FbW (PC), Cuphead (PC) *(~);} - Get out the pans, don't just stand there dreamin' - {;(~)* <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:890518036] in Your son i... [t:75998359]...</cite> <quote><cite>GregShmedley posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Patchwork posted...</cite> <quote>Ask your son why his bitch ass didn't tell you that.</quote></quote> ^</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZeroX91 11/16/17 4:10:00 PM #7:	Patchwork posted... Ask your son why his bitch ass didn't tell you that. --- Put your grasses on... <cite>ZeroX91 posted [p:890518041] in Your son i... [t:75998359]...</cite> <quote><cite>Patchwork posted...</cite> <quote>Ask your son why his bitch ass didn't tell you that.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 11/16/17 4:10:00 PM #8:	GregShmedley posted... Patchwork posted... Ask your son why his bitch ass didn't tell you that. And then knock him through the wall. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:890518042] in Your son i... [t:75998359]...</cite> <quote><cite>GregShmedley posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Patchwork posted...</cite> <quote>Ask your son why his bitch ass didn't tell you that.</quote></quote> And then knock him through the wall.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlBundy33 11/16/17 4:10:18 PM #9:	Tell her to hit the fucking bricks, you eat what I make you, or you leave, those are your options I give no fucks about your religious beliefs --- I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er. <cite>AlBundy33 posted [p:890518061] in Your son i... [t:75998359]...</cite> <quote>Tell her to hit the fucking bricks, you eat what I make you, or you leave, those are your options I give no fucks about your religious beliefs</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 11/16/17 4:10:47 PM #10:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... GregShmedley posted... Patchwork posted... Ask your son why his bitch ass didn't tell you that. And then knock him through the wall. What? Don't do that. Drywall repair is expensive. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:890518097] in Your son i... [t:75998359]...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote><cite>GregShmedley posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Patchwork posted...</cite> <quote>Ask your son why his bitch ass didn't tell you that.</quote></quote> And then knock him through the wall.</quote> What? Don't do that. Drywall repair is expensive.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jeff AKA Snoopy 11/16/17 4:10:50 PM #11:	ZeroX91 posted... Patchwork posted... Ask your son why his bitch ass didn't tell you that. --- https://i.imgtc.com/5AQormY.gif <cite>Jeff AKA Snoopy posted [p:890518099] in Your son i... [t:75998359]...</cite> <quote><cite>ZeroX91 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Patchwork posted...</cite> <quote>Ask your son why his bitch ass didn't tell you that.</quote></quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/16/17 4:11:21 PM #12:	AlBundy33 posted... Tell her to hit the fucking bricks, you eat what I make you, or you leave, those are your options I give no fucks about your religious beliefs Starting to see why this is the first time your son brought her round --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:890518128] in Your son i... [t:75998359]...</cite> <quote><cite>AlBundy33 posted...</cite> <quote>Tell her to hit the fucking bricks, you eat what I make you, or you leave, those are your options I give no fucks about your religious beliefs</quote> Starting to see why this is the first time your son brought her round</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Patchwork 11/16/17 4:11:30 PM #13:	AlBundy33 posted... Tell her to hit the fucking bricks, you eat what I make you, or you leave, those are your options I give no fucks about your religious beliefs Nobody wants to eat dinner with you anyway. --- The mind is its own place, and in itself Can make a heav'n of hell, a hell of heav'n. <cite>Patchwork posted [p:890518138] in Your son i... [t:75998359]...</cite> <quote><cite>AlBundy33 posted...</cite> <quote>Tell her to hit the fucking bricks, you eat what I make you, or you leave, those are your options I give no fucks about your religious beliefs</quote> Nobody wants to eat dinner with you anyway.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 11/16/17 4:13:19 PM #14:	Questionmarktarius posted... Johnny_Nutcase posted... GregShmedley posted... Patchwork posted... Ask your son why his bitch ass didn't tell you that. And then knock him through the wall. What? Don't do that. Drywall repair is expensive. Yeah I know. Then you knock him through the wall again because you're pissed off at that. It's a vicious cycle of broken walls. I haven't figured out a reasonable way around it yet. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:890518242] in Your son i... [t:75998359]...</cite> <quote><cite>Questionmarktarius posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote><cite>GregShmedley posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Patchwork posted...</cite> <quote>Ask your son why his bitch ass didn't tell you that.</quote></quote> And then knock him through the wall.</quote> What? Don't do that. Drywall repair is expensive.</quote> Yeah I know. Then you knock him through the wall again because you're pissed off at that. It's a vicious cycle of broken walls. I haven't figured out a reasonable way around it yet.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlBundy33 11/16/17 4:13:40 PM #15:	@UnfairRepresent posted... AlBundy33 posted... Tell her to hit the fucking bricks, you eat what I make you, or you leave, those are your options I give no fucks about your religious beliefs Starting to see why this is the first time your son brought her round Why should I change because of what someone believes in? --- I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er. <cite>AlBundy33 posted [p:890518269] in Your son i... [t:75998359]...</cite> <quote><cite>@UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>AlBundy33 posted...</cite> <quote>Tell her to hit the fucking bricks, you eat what I make you, or you leave, those are your options I give no fucks about your religious beliefs</quote> Starting to see why this is the first time your son brought her round</quote> Why should I change because of what someone believes in?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Were_Wyrm 11/16/17 4:14:13 PM #16:	Kindly remind her that this ain't Burger King and she doesn't get it her way. --- I was a God, Valeria. I found it...beneath me. - Dr. Doom http://i.imgur.com/9gYddqW.jpg <cite>Were_Wyrm posted [p:890518304] in Your son i... [t:75998359]...</cite> <quote>Kindly remind her that this ain't Burger King and she doesn't get it her way.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/16/17 4:14:35 PM #17:	AlBundy33 posted... @UnfairRepresent posted... AlBundy33 posted... Tell her to hit the fucking bricks, you eat what I make you, or you leave, those are your options I give no fucks about your religious beliefs Starting to see why this is the first time your son brought her round Why should I change because of what someone believes in? No one said you have to --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:890518321] in Your son i... [t:75998359]...</cite> <quote><cite>AlBundy33 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>@UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>AlBundy33 posted...</cite> <quote>Tell her to hit the fucking bricks, you eat what I make you, or you leave, those are your options I give no fucks about your religious beliefs</quote> Starting to see why this is the first time your son brought her round</quote> Why should I change because of what someone believes in?</quote> No one said you have to</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bevan306 11/16/17 4:14:39 PM #18:	demand to see her circumcision --- http://rateyourmusic.com/~bevan http://i.imgur.com/5Ta28.jpg <cite>bevan306 posted [p:890518325] in Your son i... [t:75998359]...</cite> <quote>demand to see her circumcision</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 11/16/17 4:16:05 PM #19:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... Questionmarktarius posted... Johnny_Nutcase posted... GregShmedley posted... Patchwork posted... Ask your son why his bitch ass didn't tell you that. And then knock him through the wall. What? Don't do that. Drywall repair is expensive. Yeah I know. Then you knock him through the wall again because you're pissed off at that. It's a vicious cycle of broken walls. I haven't figured out a reasonable way around it yet. Maybe you ought to just cut in a doorway there. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:890518403] in Your son i... [t:75998359]...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Questionmarktarius posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote><cite>GregShmedley posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Patchwork posted...</cite> <quote>Ask your son why his bitch ass didn't tell you that.</quote></quote> And then knock him through the wall.</quote> What? Don't do that. Drywall repair is expensive.</quote> Yeah I know. Then you knock him through the wall again because you're pissed off at that. It's a vicious cycle of broken walls. I haven't figured out a reasonable way around it yet.</quote> Maybe you ought to just cut in a doorway there.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cjsdowg 11/16/17 4:16:19 PM #20:	Good thing these are vegan chops and turkey bacon. Swine isn't allowed in this house. --- Bender: Well, everybody, I just saved a turtle. What have you done with your lives? <cite>cjsdowg posted [p:890518412] in Your son i... [t:75998359]...</cite> <quote>Good thing these are vegan chops and turkey bacon. Swine isn't allowed in this house.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpoonRebooted 11/16/17 4:17:22 PM #21:	I'm Jewish, so there wouldn't be pork in my house. Let's say I cook something else, and she doesn't want it. That's fine, the kitchen is open, and she can go cook something else. --- Who hasn't been in a locker room with their Russian friends, colluding about grabbing p*******? -Trevor Noah- <cite>SpoonRebooted posted [p:890518470] in Your son i... [t:75998359]...</cite> <quote>I'm Jewish, so there wouldn't be pork in my house. Let's say I cook something else, and she doesn't want it. That's fine, the kitchen is open, and she can go cook something else.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnholyMudcrab 11/16/17 4:17:27 PM #22:	"Fianc" is male, but the person in the story is female. --- http://i.imgur.com/VeNBg.gif http://i.imgur.com/gd5jC8q.gif http://i.imgur.com/PKIy7.gif http://i.imgur.com/3p29JqP.gif <cite>UnholyMudcrab posted [p:890518477] in Your son i... [t:75998359]...</cite> <quote>"Fianc" is male, but the person in the story is female.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mipond 11/16/17 4:21:31 PM #23:	Just say you're sorry and that no one told you. Then get up and say you're sure you should be able to find something she would like. Try to make her feel comfortable as it isn't her fault. Then.....get your son alone and ask him why he didn't tell you (and I'm being nice here). Wack the dude. <cite>mipond posted [p:890518723] in Your son i... [t:75998359]...</cite> <quote>Just say you're sorry and that no one told you. Then get up and say you're sure you should be able to find something she would like. Try to make her feel comfortable as it isn't her fault. Then.....get your son alone and ask him why he didn't tell you (and I'm being nice here). Wack the dude.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
philsov 11/16/17 4:25:21 PM #24:	hand the son the bread, some peanut butter, and jelly. --- Remember that I won't rest, 'til we share the same tense Just know, to me, you're better late than never again. <cite>philsov posted [p:890518965] in Your son i... [t:75998359]...</cite> <quote>hand the son the bread, some peanut butter, and jelly.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/16/17 4:54:14 PM #25:	cjsdowg posted... Good thing these are vegan chops UnfairRepresent posted... You make pork chops --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:890520790] in Your son i... [t:75998359]...</cite> <quote><cite>cjsdowg posted...</cite> <quote>Good thing these are vegan chops </quote> <cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote> You make pork chops </quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/16/17 5:25:00 PM #26:	UnholyMudcrab posted... "Fianc" is male, but the person in the story is female. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXvOGR027GY --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:890522737] in Your son i... [t:75998359]...</cite> <quote><cite>UnholyMudcrab posted...</cite> <quote>"Fianc" is male, but the person in the story is female.</quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXvOGR027GY</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cjsdowg 11/16/17 6:38:32 PM #27:	UnfairRepresent posted... cjsdowg posted... Good thing these are vegan chops UnfairRepresent posted... You make pork chops http://www.thiscantbevegan.com/2012/03/cocoa-spiced-pork-chops.html --- Bender: Well, everybody, I just saved a turtle. What have you done with your lives? <cite>cjsdowg posted [p:890527020] in Your son i... [t:75998359]...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>cjsdowg posted...</cite> <quote>Good thing these are vegan chops </quote> <cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote> You make pork chops </quote></quote> http://www.thiscantbevegan.com/2012/03/cocoa-spiced-pork-chops.html</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SageHarpuia 11/16/17 6:39:57 PM #28:	Convert her --- My name is Harpuia, one of the four Guardians of Master X and General of the Strong Air Battalion, The Rekku Army. <cite>SageHarpuia posted [p:890527082] in Your son i... [t:75998359]...</cite> <quote>Convert her</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/17/17 5:24:37 AM #29:	cjsdowg posted... UnfairRepresent posted... cjsdowg posted... Good thing these are vegan chops UnfairRepresent posted... You make pork chops http://www.thiscantbevegan.com/2012/03/cocoa-spiced-pork-chops.html That's not pork SageHarpuia posted... Convert her To what? eating pork --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:890554281] in Your son i... [t:75998359]...</cite> <quote><cite>cjsdowg posted...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>cjsdowg posted...</cite> <quote>Good thing these are vegan chops </quote> <cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote> You make pork chops </quote></quote> http://www.thiscantbevegan.com/2012/03/cocoa-spiced-pork-chops.html</quote> That's not pork <cite>SageHarpuia posted...</cite> <quote>Convert her</quote> To what? eating pork</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkydog 11/17/17 5:39:11 AM #30:	Kick out my son. Adopt his fiance as my daughter. --- http://i.imgur.com/BGbZK.gif <cite>Funkydog posted [p:890554535] in Your son i... [t:75998359]...</cite> <quote>Kick out my son. Adopt his fiance as my daughter.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Your son is bringing his new fiance round for dinner and you made the food.