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NeonOctopus
12/02/17 11:00:48 AM
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Before he took over Hyrule, there were skeletons roaming the fields at night and those dirty Gerudo thieves could cross the bridge easily into Hyrule Market town.

Now, no more skeletons in the fields at night and the bridge is closed off so the Gerudos can't cross the border. Plus Kakiriko Village's economy is booming with all the people and shops that moved in. And the water supply is cold and refreshing now and doesn't taste like King Zora's ballsack anymore.

Fuck the haters! Ganondorf for King
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Yaridovich
12/02/17 11:01:58 AM
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Without him we wouldn't have that sexy Vagina dragon in Mt. Doom either
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einegutePerson
12/02/17 11:02:06 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Hyrule Market town.

whatever happened to that town

MHTEq2s
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Duncanwii
12/02/17 11:04:15 AM
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But he also destroyed a major industrial hub, hence all the shops moving into Kakariko, and devastated the country's religious centers. Not to mention the genocide against multiple intelligent people, like the Gorons.
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einegutePerson
12/02/17 11:05:08 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
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ha ha I finally figured you out as a person

don't worry
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Duncanwii
12/02/17 11:07:18 AM
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einegutePerson posted...
Duncanwii posted...
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ha ha I finally figured you out as a person

don't worry

What?
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Ninja-Yatsu
12/02/17 11:08:16 AM
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Didn't the Hyrule newspaper say something about him kidnapping little girls? That's just messed up any way you look at it.
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NeonOctopus
12/02/17 11:08:35 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
But he also destroyed a major industrial hub, hence all the shops moving into Kakariko, and devastated the country's religious centers. Not to mention the genocide against multiple intelligent people, like the Gorons.

Nah, Hyrule Market town was going downhill anyway. Nothing Ganondorf would've done could stop that from happening. The religion is the same >_> Everyone is still muslim cuz there's the star and moon symbols everywhere, ans the Gorons were destroying the soil and harvesting those dangerous bomb flowers. They had to go >_> They would've definitely caused an avalanche and wiped out Kakiriko in due time
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NeonOctopus
12/02/17 1:26:56 PM
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He also bought ownership of Lon Lon Ranch and kicked out all the lazy employees. Now they make top grade milk and strong horses with efficiency
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pkmnlord
12/02/17 1:55:40 PM
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Maybe people would trust Trump more if he was more able-bodied like Ganondorf.
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PrettyBoyFloyd
12/02/17 2:01:18 PM
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pkmnlord posted...
Maybe people would trust Trump more if he was more able-bodied like Ganondorf.

At the least develop the laugh.

Heh-heh-heh...
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Smashingpmkns
12/02/17 2:04:20 PM
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I heard Ganondorf was born in Gerudo Valley. Where's his birth certificate?
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PrettyBoyFloyd
12/02/17 2:05:48 PM
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Nah, Hyrule Market town was going downhill anyway. Nothing Ganondorf would've done could stop that from happening.

Looks like it had a high crime rate with all the guards standing around day and night.

Looked full of hustlers, panhandlers, robbers and people dealing illegal or stolen goods.

I mean they don't even question Link on where his money came from.

Even sold him weapons despite his age.
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D-Lo_BrownTown
12/02/17 2:14:52 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
intelligent people

Duncanwii posted...
Gorons


Wat?
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NeonOctopus
12/02/17 2:27:10 PM
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D-Lo_BrownTown posted...
Duncanwii posted...
intelligent people

Duncanwii posted...
Gorons


Wat?

This actually made me lol irl >_>
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NeonOctopus
12/02/17 2:29:51 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
I heard Ganondorf was born in Gerudo Valley. Where's his birth certificate?

Brah, it's all women in the Gerudo tribe. It's biologically impossible to have a male Gerudo. People need to look at the facts and realize there's no way Ganondorf is a Gerudo.
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PrettyBoyFloyd
12/02/17 2:33:48 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Smashingpmkns posted...
I heard Ganondorf was born in Gerudo Valley. Where's his birth certificate?

Brah, it's all women in the Gerudo tribe. It's biologically impossible to have a male Gerudo. People need to look at the facts and realize there's no way Ganondorf is a Gerudo.

What if Ganondorf is like Link ?

The Gerudo found him as a infant and brought him up.
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NeonOctopus
12/02/17 3:21:54 PM
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I wonder what Ganondorf is going to do about Lake Hylia? The drought seems, uh, kinda severe this year >_>
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Milkman5
12/02/17 3:27:33 PM
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I like Ganondorf tbh

but he deserves everything that happens to him in the games
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NeonOctopus
12/02/17 8:23:50 PM
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DK9292
12/02/17 8:27:29 PM
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Wasn't there that one time he took over Hyrule and it literally went to shit in seconds? (Hyrule Warriors)
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Turbam
12/02/17 8:33:41 PM
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DK9292 posted...
Wasn't there that one time he took over Hyrule and it literally went to shit in seconds? (Hyrule Warriors)

The craziest part of that was that you were the one who has to make him do it.
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CarlGrimes
12/02/17 8:34:46 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Now, no more skeletons in the fields at night and the bridge is closed off so the Gerudos can't cross the border.

Yeah, he saved all those men from the sexy women that just wanted to have sex with them and then go away the next day.
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DK9292
12/02/17 8:35:41 PM
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Turbam posted...
DK9292 posted...
Wasn't there that one time he took over Hyrule and it literally went to shit in seconds? (Hyrule Warriors)

The craziest part of that was that you were the one who has to make him do it.

You mean the most awesome part?
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NeonOctopus
12/03/17 10:10:20 AM
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Remember when Hyrule flooded and no one gave a shit about restoring the land

Except one man.

And that man was Ganondorf
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NeonOctopus
12/03/17 3:48:44 PM
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Electrokinesis
12/03/17 3:55:40 PM
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He also promoted the hunt and trade industry for Big Poes. Ganondorf is just winning left and right.
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