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Duncanwii
12/06/17 8:40:59 PM
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He's portrayed in the comics as being scarily prepared for anything with a strategy to beat any superhuman effortlessly and he still gets his butt kicked by low level madmen like Dr. Strange.
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boxington
12/06/17 8:41:39 PM
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I wouldn't call Dr. Strange low level, tbh
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SSBBSB
12/06/17 8:42:03 PM
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...Hugo?
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Darmik
12/06/17 8:42:30 PM
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What is his plan for other heroes like The Flash or Wonder Woman?
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Zack_Attackv1
12/06/17 8:43:23 PM
#5:


Let's be honest here, you have way more than just one problem.
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Duncanwii
12/06/17 8:43:36 PM
#6:


boxington posted...
I wouldn't call Dr. Strange low level, tbh

Compared to some of the foes Superman Flash and Green Lantern fight yeah, as cool as they are Batman villains are pretty small potatoes.
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Kelystic
12/06/17 8:45:12 PM
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@Darmik posted...
What is his plan for other heroes like The Flash or Wonder Woman?


Here were the plans from Tower of Babel.

J'onn J'onzz is covered with nanites that convert the outer layer of his skin into magnesium, causing him to burst into fire- his greatest weakness- upon exposure to air. He later survives by wearing an airtight water-filled suit provided by Aquaman, then waiting until he can shed enough skin cells to function normally. Batman didn't anticipate this strategy because he never expected J'onn to survive so long.

Aquaman is rendered hydrophobic due to an altered form of the Scarecrow's fear toxin; without water, he would die in a matter of hours. J'onn uses his telepathy to help him overcome the effects of the toxin.
Plastic Man is frozen solid, then shattered by a hammer by one of Ra's' henchmen. Afterward, Flash reassembles him, allowing Plastic Man to recover.

Green Lantern is rendered blind by his own power ring from a post-hypnotic suggestion introduced in his sleep; as an artist, Kyle is unable to function without his vision to guide the ring's power, but he is able to overcome the post-hypnotic suggestion after his ring is temporarily removed and the methods behind the attack are explained to him.

Thanks to a nanite injected into her ear, Wonder Woman is trapped in a virtual reality battle against an opponent who she cannot defeat and is her equal in every way; her refusal to surrender under any circumstance would eventually cause her heart to fail. The nanite is removed after her teammates recover.

A specially designed "vibra-bullet" strikes Flash in the back of the neck, causing him to experience seizures at light speed before it is removed; although only exposed to the weapon for 22 minutes, Wally's relativistic speed makes the experience feel like months.

Superman's skin becomes transparent after exposure to red Kryptonite, an artificial creation of Batman's made by exposing a green kryptonite sample to radiation. As Superman is powered by solar energy, his skin's transparency causes a sensory overload by his internal organs' direct exposure to sunlight without his skin as a proper solar filter.

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sLaCkEr408___RJ
12/06/17 8:45:32 PM
#8:


Darmik posted...
What is his plan for other heroes like The Flash or Wonder Woman?

Break his legs.

Trap her in an illusion.
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DK9292
12/06/17 8:46:38 PM
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Kelystic posted...
@Darmik posted...
What is his plan for other heroes like The Flash or Wonder Woman?


Here were the plans from Tower of Babel.

J'onn J'onzz is covered with nanites that convert the outer layer of his skin into magnesium, causing him to burst into fire- his greatest weakness- upon exposure to air. He later survives by wearing an airtight water-filled suit provided by Aquaman, then waiting until he can shed enough skin cells to function normally. Batman didn't anticipate this strategy because he never expected J'onn to survive so long.

Aquaman is rendered hydrophobic due to an altered form of the Scarecrow's fear toxin; without water, he would die in a matter of hours. J'onn uses his telepathy to help him overcome the effects of the toxin.
Plastic Man is frozen solid, then shattered by a hammer by one of Ra's' henchmen. Afterward, Flash reassembles him, allowing Plastic Man to recover.

Green Lantern is rendered blind by his own power ring from a post-hypnotic suggestion introduced in his sleep; as an artist, Kyle is unable to function without his vision to guide the ring's power, but he is able to overcome the post-hypnotic suggestion after his ring is temporarily removed and the methods behind the attack are explained to him.

Thanks to a nanite injected into her ear, Wonder Woman is trapped in a virtual reality battle against an opponent who she cannot defeat and is her equal in every way; her refusal to surrender under any circumstance would eventually cause her heart to fail. The nanite is removed after her teammates recover.

A specially designed "vibra-bullet" strikes Flash in the back of the neck, causing him to experience seizures at light speed before it is removed; although only exposed to the weapon for 22 minutes, Wally's relativistic speed makes the experience feel like months.

Superman's skin becomes transparent after exposure to red Kryptonite, an artificial creation of Batman's made by exposing a green kryptonite sample to radiation. As Superman is powered by solar energy, his skin's transparency causes a sensory overload by his internal organs' direct exposure to sunlight without his skin as a proper solar filter.

His plan for Plastic Man going rogue is my favourite: "just hope it doesn't happen."
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fuzzylittlbunny
12/06/17 8:46:48 PM
#10:


Darmik posted...
What is his plan for other heroes like The Flash or Wonder Woman?

Anti-super fast people and anti-Amazon spray that activates when said people even think of harming Batman.
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Darmik
12/06/17 8:47:43 PM
#11:


Those nanites sound like some good shit lol
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