Current Events > I could literally stare at Rey/Daisy Ridley's face for hours

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Shes too adorable af
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I saw Daisy Ridley at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didnt want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.

She said, Oh, like youre doing now?

I was taken aback, and all I could say was Huh? but she kept cutting me off and going huh? huh? huh? and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.

The man at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like Bitch, you need to pay for those first. At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When he took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped him and told him to scan them each individually to prevent any electrical infetterence, and then turned around and winked at me. I dont even think thats a word. After he scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.
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i broke into her house and smelled her toilet
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leverageblargh posted...

I saw Daisy Ridley at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday.

All I needed to read before my mind populated the rest. You'd think I'd find this copy pasta boring after all these years but I still get a kick out of it every time.
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One time in college I was listening to Daisy Ridley have sex because her dorm room was close to mine and she sometimes had loud sex. There was lots of screaming and moaning going on and I started to imagine she was moaning about me and I began to chub up a little. Then I heard the guy shout, "Who's got the bomb ass dick? Who's got the bomb ass dick, bitch?" And I whispered aloud, "Me. I've got the bomb ass dick." Then I shaved my chest and did 13 or so pushups and walked around proudly for the rest of the day.
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One time in college I was listening to Daisy Ridley have sex because her dorm room was close to mine and she sometimes had loud sex. There was lots of screaming and moaning going on and I started to imagine she was moaning about me and I began to chub up a little. Then I heard the guy shout, "Who's got the bomb ass dick? Who's got the bomb ass dick, b****?" And I whispered aloud, "Me. I've got the bomb ass dick." Then I shaved my chest and did 13 or so pushups and walked around proudly for the rest of the day.
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leverageblargh posted...

I saw Daisy Ridley at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didnt want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.

She said, Oh, like youre doing now?

I was taken aback, and all I could say was Huh? but she kept cutting me off and going huh? huh? huh? and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.

The man at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like Bitch, you need to pay for those first. At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When he took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped him and told him to scan them each individually to prevent any electrical infetterence, and then turned around and winked at me. I dont even think thats a word. After he scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.

lol this happened
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