Current Events > Your reaction: Mobsters are trying to extort you, what do you do?

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You come home one day and open the door to find one of your most prized possessions smashed to pieces, then you notice two large battle-hardened gentlemen with scars standing just behind you outside your home.

"Oh wow what happened here."
"Looks like someone unkind got into this humble abode."
"Yeah, there's a lot of unsavory characters about."
"And it was so nice too. This place must be filled with such nice things."
"Yeah some really nice stuff."
"Would be such a shame if anything where to happen to it."
"Yeah a real shame."
"Tell you what, we're in this neighorhood a lot."
"Yeah we sure are."
"If you slipped us a little something maybe we could watch this place for you. Make sure nothing happens to it. As a favor"
"Yeah, we're such kind guys."



How do you react? What do you do?
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you are so weird

The bigger they are the harder it is for them to not get shot.

You're such a weird gimmick
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is that me in the pic? i'd crush them both between my massive 16" pythons
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Tell them i give them some cash, go in, guard the door with an axe, call the cops. If they have guns, of course i let them do whatever fuck they want. Insurance should cover things either way,
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Fake my death and reappear as a guy named Phil Shifley.
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Takuya Lee posted...

Fake my death and reappear as a guy named Jeff Winger

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HighOnSolar posted...

is that me in the pic? i'd crush them both between my massive 16" pythons

No that's one of the two mobsters
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then i change my answer to i would get crushed between their massive 16" pythons
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Takuya Lee posted...

Fake my death and reappear as a guy named Rusty Shackleford.

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HighOnSolar posted...

then i change my answer to i would get crushed between their massive 16" pythons

:/
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