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LooksLikeDarko
12/23/17 12:20:14 AM
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This dude was miraculously conceived? What the fuck?
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TheDarkCircle
12/23/17 12:22:20 AM
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His father was George Lucas
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Electrokinesis
12/23/17 12:24:11 AM
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Anakin is what Jesus would have been if Jesus had fallen to the dark side.
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wackyteen
12/23/17 12:24:17 AM
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Welcome to 1999, TC
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ledbowman
12/23/17 12:27:16 AM
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She just made that up. His dad is Watto...
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3khc
12/23/17 12:27:42 AM
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Darth Plagueis the Wise
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gnome from nome
12/23/17 12:28:34 AM
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But Anakin was The Chosen One
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3khc
12/23/17 12:30:10 AM
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gnome from nome posted...
But Anakin was The Chosen One

Yoda: Perhaps the prophecy, misread, may be.
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Zack_Attackv1
12/23/17 12:30:27 AM
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Midi-chlorians.

Duh.
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LooksLikeDarko
12/23/17 12:35:19 AM
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This dude is the Jesus of Star Wars and he turned to the dark side. That's pretty unfortunate
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ledbowman
12/23/17 12:37:05 AM
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LooksLikeDarko posted...
This dude is the Jesus of Star Wars and he turned to the dark side. That's pretty unfortunate

Not ultimately.
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pegusus123456
12/23/17 12:39:25 AM
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ledbowman posted...
LooksLikeDarko posted...
This dude is the Jesus of Star Wars and he turned to the dark side. That's pretty unfortunate

Not ultimately.

Didn't he still murder a room full of children
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Blue_Inigo
12/23/17 12:46:10 AM
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ledbowman posted...
LooksLikeDarko posted...
This dude is the Jesus of Star Wars and he turned to the dark side. That's pretty unfortunate

Not ultimately.

Just 90% of his life
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3khc
12/23/17 12:47:35 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
ledbowman posted...
LooksLikeDarko posted...
This dude is the Jesus of Star Wars and he turned to the dark side. That's pretty unfortunate

Not ultimately.

Didn't he still murder a room full of children

Vader did a whole lot worse than that.
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ledbowman
12/23/17 12:48:58 AM
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He saves the galaxy and all you nerds can do is bitch.
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DocDelicious
12/23/17 1:33:23 AM
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3khc posted...
gnome from nome posted...
But Anakin was The Chosen One

Yoda: Perhaps the prophecy, misread, may be.

It wasn't though. He did bring balance to The Force.
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