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voldothegr8
01/25/18 5:41:49 PM
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The act in which a woman puts her big ass purse or handbag in the seat or chair next to her.
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ChromaticAngel
01/25/18 5:42:22 PM
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s0nicfan
01/25/18 5:42:31 PM
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She only does that because there's a 95% chance that if a man sits next to her he'll try to rape her. At least that's what Salon told her.
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zH0mPfR
01/25/18 5:42:55 PM
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P4wn4g3
01/25/18 5:43:12 PM
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Then you put it on the floor and sit there anyway.
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MrBobGray
01/25/18 5:44:24 PM
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Huh. Interesting perspective. I agree. Its annoying. Especially at a nice bar.
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joestarrr
01/25/18 5:44:26 PM
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i've actually seen guys do this with their backpacks, so it's not unheard of for men or women to do.
just ask them to move their bag or find a different seat. simple problem, simple solution.
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Johnny_Nutcase
01/25/18 5:45:24 PM
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P4wn4g3 posted...
Then you put it on the floor and sit there anyway.


No you put HER on the floor an sit there anyway. Also rifle through her purse a little bit.
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P4wn4g3
01/25/18 5:45:46 PM
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Yeah guys do it too. Same solution.
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The_Weird_Gamer
01/25/18 5:46:12 PM
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joestarrr posted...
i've actually seen guys do this with their backpacks, so it's not unheard of for men or women to do.
just ask them to move their bag or find a different seat. simple problem, simple solution.


This. I don't think ladies do it bc they want to be difficult to men. They probably just have it there for easy access or personal space. If someone asks for them to move it, i would think they would be rational about it.
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mario2000
01/25/18 5:47:13 PM
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s0nicfan posted...
She only does that because there's a 95% chance that if a man sits next to her he'll try to rape her. At least that's what Salon told her.

unless its chad
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zH0mPfR
01/25/18 5:47:26 PM
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Giant_Aspirin
01/25/18 5:47:39 PM
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joestarrr posted...
just ask them to move their bag or find a different seat. simple problem, simple solution.


some people have an incredibly difficult time simply speaking to members of the opposite sex, so even asking that person to move their item is hard for some.
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s0nicfan
01/25/18 5:51:53 PM
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Spooking posted...
Asherlee10 posted...
Spooking posted...
"Excuse me, can you stop ma'amspreading?"


I'm sorry are you saying 'hamspreading?'

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