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pres_madagascar
04/05/18 8:15:03 AM
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Her downstairs lady bits pierced. That was certainly a surprise. She's a fucking freak though, ain't been laid like that in my goddamn life. We'd seen eachother a handful of times and finally hooked up(i judt got home from her place, she had to work), she's a 34dd with a phat ass.

Yes bragging topic, because I finally fucking can after two years of being single.
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DrizztLink
04/05/18 8:16:12 AM
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Genocet69
04/05/18 8:16:25 AM
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Pix
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Darkman124
04/05/18 8:18:23 AM
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hood piercings are great

if you and her are playing with toys you can generally put a mild toy direct on the piercing as a reliable marker, at least in my experience (i would not do this with a hitachi). where most women somewhat need to control the toy themselves, a hood piercing is such an easy target that you can often be in control of that part of the experience

if it's something other than the hood that's pretty out there but glad you are enjoying things

the process of getting a piercing like that requires ridiculous levels of cleanliness in the area--a user on the old relationships board related how she had to go like 2 months without sex or even masturbation in order to let the area heal

it's actually a nice green flag for someone who can follow through with anything, provided she didnt give herself a UTI in the process
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pres_madagascar
04/05/18 8:22:48 AM
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Darkman124 posted...
hood piercings are great

if you and her are playing with toys you can generally put a mild toy direct on the piercing as a reliable marker, at least in my experience (i would not do this with a hitachi). where most women somewhat need to control the toy themselves, a hood piercing is such an easy target that you can often be in control of that part of the experience

if it's something other than the hood that's pretty out there but glad you are enjoying things

the process of getting a piercing like that requires ridiculous levels of cleanliness in the area--a user on the old relationships board related how she had to go like 2 months without sex or even masturbation in order to let the area heal

it's actually a nice green flag for someone who can follow through with anything, provided she didnt give herself a UTI in the process

It's a hood piercing. She's had it for 12 years.
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Darkman124
04/05/18 8:24:50 AM
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thumbs up

she probably knows exactly how to work it and it will make your sex life both better and easier

and if not it's still a marker of someone who knows how to follow instructions and keep themselves clean. all good things.
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Genocet69
04/05/18 8:26:26 AM
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Why no pics? (Of her face not of her piercing obviously)
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Darkman124
04/05/18 8:28:28 AM
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Genocet69 posted...
Why no pics? (Of her face not of her piercing obviously)


because the person asking is you
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clearaflagrantj
04/05/18 8:29:43 AM
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absolutelydisgusting.jpg
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Genocet69
04/05/18 8:30:06 AM
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Darkman124 posted...
Genocet69 posted...
Why no pics? (Of her face not of her piercing obviously)


because the person asking is you

Glad to see my very presence triggers you still.
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treewojima
04/05/18 8:31:24 AM
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that's fucking hot
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MedeaLysistrata
04/05/18 8:31:31 AM
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pierce your dick with a magnet and you two will be together forever, unseperable
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ssj3vegeta_
04/05/18 8:33:09 AM
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CelestialVoices
04/05/18 8:36:29 AM
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get it
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HypnoCoosh
04/05/18 8:37:53 AM
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Darkman124 posted...
hitachi


never seen a woman last longer than 60 seconds with the hitachi
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pres_madagascar
04/05/18 8:47:18 AM
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She has her nips and hood pierced. She was having me fiddle with both the whole time and it set her off so I get why it's handy.
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lilORANG
04/05/18 8:49:44 AM
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She got a pierced vag and she didn't fuck on the first date?

I'm calling bs.
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voldothegr8
04/05/18 8:49:45 AM
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pres_madagascar posted...
Her downstairs lady bits pierced. That was certainly a surprise. She's a fucking freak though, ain't been laid like that in my goddamn life.

I mean, most chicks with vag piercings are freaks in the sack. Good on you!
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Doom_Art
04/05/18 8:49:57 AM
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just pull on it as hard as you can

she'll be like putty in your hands
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pres_madagascar
04/05/18 8:52:39 AM
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She has her medical card too lol.

We started watching plan 9 from outer space while partaking in greenery and it just sort of happened. She's already enamored with me, and I really dig this girl.
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treewojima
04/05/18 9:01:20 AM
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You've got a keeper
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teepan95
04/05/18 9:55:39 AM
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Congrats!

Have fun ;)
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pres_madagascar
04/05/18 12:13:09 PM
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treewojima posted...
You've got a keeper

I feel that way. Like, not moving too fast but this is definitely the kind of woman I could see myself being with forever if it goes well.
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