Board 8 > Who the hell is Ertyu

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And why is B8 getting topic-spammed by him?
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He's a user from the distant past of Board 8 (and beyond) who has been gone for many years.

idk what's up with what's going on right now, haven't checked those topics. Leon said it's an alt impostor so I'm inclined to believe him.
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hello i am ertyu0078 nice to me you what ever get used to it

A b8 legend. The likes of:
bobs punching
ertyumom & the rest of the family
Grammar, i.e. "hey listen to my story this maybe are last chance"
The E.R.T.Y.U. Show
what ever just countie voting in my contests
Tornadolayzers

and more are all tied to him! He was a dearly missed presence.

I have no idea why he's making so many topics, though. He didn't do that before.
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ertyu was basically the board's mascot/pet for many years, until some trolls drove him off the board. Since then, he hangs out with Vlado at his board.

This new dude is probably an impostor.
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what ever thats case of that dumb kirby

this is definitely the ertyu since he referenced talking to me on Xbox in the past, something literally nobody else would know about
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ya well tell that to billy michtlle
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TexasZea posted...

this is definitely the ertyu since he referenced talking to me on Xbox in the past, something literally nobody else would know about

oh, okay then

hi ertyu
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Nobody would know except Vlado.
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TexasZea posted...

this is definitely the ertyu since he referenced talking to me on Xbox in the past, something literally nobody else would know about

Sounds like this is a confession.
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hes a user thats....not all there. his lack of proper grammar, his aggressiveness, and the things he says have sprouted many b8 memes over the years

but as mentioned, people drove him off the board one day and here he is again

the thing is, people are saying hes an imposter but people forget how obnoxious he used to be

while he never did it to this degree, he DID used to spam the board.

"ertyu runs amuk on b8" is some of the topics he made
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huh, interesting topic. I actually had no idea there were users who joined board 8 after ertyu left. I just imagined new people never came here, ever.
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Surprisingly the site contests do still manage to bring in a few new people.
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There's no way it's ertyu. His posting style is all wrong
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if you ever see someone use the phrases "bumpo" or "ya go my _______________" those things came from ertyu

my personal favorite ertyuism of all time is "go stink on an unalo pot"
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if there's ever some weird spelling or phrasing you see on b8, a good rule of thumb is it's an ertyu reference. see also:
beated
wat ever
bobs
countie
dum pink ball
unalo Pot
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The proper term is ertyuism.
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KujikawaRising posted...

A b8 legend. The likes of:
bobs punching
ertyumom & the rest of the family
Grammar, i.e. "hey listen to my story this maybe are last chance"
The E.R.T.Y.U. Show
what ever just countie voting in my contests
Tornadolayzers
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Just to elaborate a bit further on these

bobs punching came from finding out that he has an obsession with "naked kickboxing", specifically punching a woman's boobs. But of course he would say "bobs"

back when sess and others started bullying ertyu and driving him off the board, allegedly his mother made an account and started shaming the board for their behavior. soon after people started making fake alts like "ertyudad" and "ertyudog" and made up his whole family and started spamming the board with joke topics

his overall grammar has led to humorous posts. "tell that to billie mitchel" was probably his most famous one. You may or may not have noticed but people started quoting that again when it came out that Billy Mitchell was caught cheating a few months back. When a character he likes is winning a contest match, he would say "Oh ya, go my _____" which became popular too

ertyu has a youtube channel where he creates simulated wrestling matches and makes up his own scenarios. eventually he got a camera and made an episode or two where he was infront of it speaking to his audience and described it as the E.R.T.Y.U. Show. Not only was this monumental because we got to see him in motion for the first time, but we didn't know his name was supposed to be spelt out that way. Most people just would say "errtyoo". Also this proved he was a real person, as ironically people still thought he was an alt back then. He actually took down the episodes a few days after he uploaded them and they're now lost in time. So people have been clamoring since to bring back the show, so thats another joke

ertyu would host is own character battle contests and he would draw the picture with crayons and color pencils. Those became a joke on the board too but he would always make separate topics urging people to continue voting in his contests., which is where "countie voting" came from. "bumpo" also came from him during these topics

it was actually in one of these matches where we discovered that he HATES kirby. Kirby was against dante in one of his matches and he blatantly rigged it to make dante win. Then he proceeded to call kirby a "dum pink ball" and the board rolled with it ever since.

I THINk it was dante

then finally tornadolayzers is his OC super hero team with Tornado man and Tornado girl, and like I mentioned, he draws them with crayons and stuff. but it became creepy because he started drawing them in seductive poses and would have tornado girl take place in "bob punching" matches. Its clear Somewhere in his house he has a stack of papers of them fucking.

When Megaman 9 came out, he LOST HIS SHIT because they introduced Tornado Man in that game. He was screaming bloody murder about wanting to sue capcom. But nothing came from that

dear god I can't believe I know this much history
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He also draws the competitors in every year's Super Bowl. Maybe World Series, too, but I don't recall. Maybe just World Series with a team he likes in it. But it's definitely every year's Super Bowl.
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my tornadoman is better case he is a superhero that one in mega man is just a dumb robot dumb dr willy

i'd just like to say i've been convinced this was real ertyu from day 1 and i always thought people thinking he was an impostor were giving ertyu far more credit than he deserved
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Steiner posted...

i'd just like to say i've been convinced this was real ertyu from day 1 and i always thought people thinking he was an impostor were giving ertyu far more credit than he deserved

well I just assumed it was an impostor because ertyu swore he'd never come back and he'd actually stuck to that for several years

I haven't paid any attention to the topics he's been spamming
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MariaTaylor posted...

huh, interesting topic. I actually had no idea there were users who joined board 8 after ertyu left. I just imagined new people never came here, ever.

It does feel weird Ive been here for 2.5 years and still am the newbie of the board.
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thats case i route for the worstteams ever

atlanta braves 1995 world series champions this now the year 2018

Tennssee titans never won a superbowl thow they were in one lost to the St louis rams by 1 yard short

Chicago bulls only good when they micheal jordan playing for them

New jersey devils only won 3 stanley cubs 95 2000 2003

Flordia state semnoles won 2 NCCA champions go jamies winston marcuise marino stinks

man I wish Mariota was Marino's son

that would be cool
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dan marino stinks he never won a superbowl for the dolphins

ertyu hasn't actually posted on this board for like 10 years. It's been a few fake accounts since then and this is the latest. Vlado had been pretending to be him for the last 3+ years. Don't know if this guy is also him
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what more prof do you need maybe a pic

The man
The legend
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ertyu1978 posted...

what more prof do you need maybe a pic

Yes, that would be great.
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I had no idea "ya go my X" came from him.
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Leave my brother alone!

OliviaTremor posted...

Nobody would know except Vlado.

Vlado addressed him as if he were the real deal. Blackscar seems to know stuff we dont as well. Does Blackscar frequent the Vlado board?
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ertyu1978 posted...

dan marino stinks he never won a superbowl for the dolphins

Ok this 100% sounds like the real deal
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what ever

as annoying as this incarnation of him might be, what is worse is vlado's obsession with him

I'll do you one better.

Why is ertyu?
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Who the hell is Ertyu

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I thought this guy was a new generation of Fakertyu but it's strange that no one have mentioned Ertyu's legendary match pics.

But if he's the real deal then congrats for "beaten" over 1000 games.
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im going to 2000 now

make it 2000 now

He's already told you he's the real ertyu. He's been prescribed new medication that makes him "want to kill somebody". Hopefully the doctors know what they're doing or what they've done.

ertyu are you still having problems going to the bathroom. are the new meds for the blackouts or for the bathroom problems.
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That's another thing, he had a main goal of beating 1000 games and then claiming he would retire from video games after that but one day someone examined his list and he had weird things like Pac-Man on there so someone from board 8 help him clean up the list and it became a bit more legit. But then one day he got Xbox Live and got a gamertag and when people were looking at his games, they noticed that he didn't have the achievements for beating them even though he claimed he did.

So who knows if he actually reached that 1000 like he's claiming right now

But either way he's clearly not going to stop playing
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who cares about achiements i just beat games

there for both

I think this is the real ertyu because the alternative is someone in their mid-30's, at minimum, putting in a good chunk of their remaining time being alive to impersonate some user from a few years ago on some half-dead message board.
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nw: people will troll regardless the size of the audience

logic: FAILS!

and yet that probably still wouldn't be the saddest thing that has happened round these parts
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