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Touch
08/24/18 8:33:02 AM
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I'm not sick or anything. But I woke up and the tip of my nose is just aching. Wtf happened
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stone
08/24/18 8:34:10 AM
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A zit maybe? Some can be painful
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Touch
08/24/18 8:36:09 AM
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stone posted...
A zit maybe? Some can be painful

Nope. Didn't have one before and don't have one now. Plus the ache is more internal than outside.
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YourDrunkFather
08/24/18 8:43:30 AM
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Sorry. You were snoring and I didn't know how else to deal with it
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Virtrudian
08/24/18 8:51:52 AM
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Maybe you were picking your nose and split the skin and now it's irritated
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SSJGrimReaper
08/24/18 8:55:21 AM
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YourDrunkFather posted...
Sorry. You were snoring and I didn't know how else to deal with it

the username makes this post funnier
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Darkrobotisback
08/24/18 8:56:27 AM
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Probably a bedbug or roach went inside your nose.

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Touch
08/24/18 10:34:19 AM
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YourDrunkFather posted...
Sorry. You were snoring and I didn't know how else to deal with it

Relevant username lol
Darkrobotisback posted...
Probably a bedbug or roach went inside your nose.

I was expecting a spider to have laid eggs tbh
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BuckVanHammer
08/24/18 10:35:57 AM
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Zit in nostril? It happens.
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Colorahdo
08/24/18 10:36:54 AM
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I've had this, I had a humongous zit deep inside my nostril
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Awesome
08/24/18 10:37:50 AM
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probably whacked yourself hard in your sleep.

one time i woke up with my right jaw in pain and it felt broken for weeks, im sure i punched myself extremely hard.
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Touch
08/24/18 10:50:02 AM
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Awesome posted...
probably whacked yourself hard in your sleep.

one time i woke up with my right jaw in pain and it felt broken for weeks, im sure i punched myself extremely hard.

luv urself b4 u luv others
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kingdrake2
08/24/18 10:51:48 AM
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Touch posted...
Awesome posted...
probably whacked yourself hard in your sleep.

one time i woke up with my right jaw in pain and it felt broken for weeks, im sure i punched myself extremely hard.

luv urself b4 u luv others


we don't want to :(.
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SSJGrimReaper
08/24/18 10:53:49 AM
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Dawkins headbutt you while you were sleeping
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Touch
08/24/18 10:55:46 AM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
Dawkins headbutt you while you were sleeping

Would it be illegal to record and catch him in the act?
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SSJGrimReaper
08/24/18 10:57:24 AM
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Touch posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
Dawkins headbutt you while you were sleeping

Would it be illegal to record and catch him in the act?

he probably recorded it himself
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stone
08/24/18 10:57:57 AM
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Touch posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
Dawkins headbutt you while you were sleeping

Would it be illegal to record and catch him in the act?

Don't worry about that, he'll have recorded it himself.
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stone
08/24/18 10:58:19 AM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
Touch posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
Dawkins headbutt you while you were sleeping

Would it be illegal to record and catch him in the act?

he probably recorded it himself

Aww man beat me to it :p
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Awesome
08/24/18 11:03:20 AM
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Touch posted...
Awesome posted...
probably whacked yourself hard in your sleep.

one time i woke up with my right jaw in pain and it felt broken for weeks, im sure i punched myself extremely hard.

luv urself b4 u luv others


i cried evr tyme
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