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Touch
08/31/18 10:22:16 PM
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Every time you shit you gain 5 inches.

Do you do the do
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dontIoseyourway
08/31/18 10:22:52 PM
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no deal

if this would make you taller you dont drink enough water, or you eat way too much
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Johnny_Nutcase
08/31/18 10:23:43 PM
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Gain 5 inches of shit everytime? Or 5 inches of height, penis length, details man!
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immaWHOOPdatASS
08/31/18 10:24:02 PM
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I piss up to 3 times a day and sometimes don't shit at all

No deal
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Two_Dee
08/31/18 10:24:03 PM
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wat is wrong wit u
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joestarrr
08/31/18 10:24:14 PM
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Two_Dee posted...
wat is wrong wit u

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Wetterdew
08/31/18 10:24:37 PM
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It seems like a ton of trouble. And you'd have to buy so many sizes of clothes. Being able to morph your body is cool but not when it's involuntary.
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dontIoseyourway
08/31/18 10:25:01 PM
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immaWHOOPdatASS posted...
I piss up to 3 times a day

Drink more water.
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Muffinz0rz
08/31/18 10:25:39 PM
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i drink way too much water, i piss like a dozen times a day and shit once a day
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Touch
08/31/18 10:25:45 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Gain 5 inches of shit everytime? Or 5 inches of height, penis length, details man!

5 inches of height. You grow on first turd. Cooldown is 30 minutes
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immaWHOOPdatASS
08/31/18 10:26:14 PM
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I'd drink more water but it has no calories and I'm a skinny motherfucker
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Johnny_Nutcase
08/31/18 10:26:47 PM
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Touch posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Gain 5 inches of shit everytime? Or 5 inches of height, penis length, details man!

5 inches of height. You grow on first turd. Cooldown is 30 minutes


I have some days I shit every 30 minutes due to hyper active shit spasms. I don't like this idea.
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Blue_Inigo
08/31/18 10:27:13 PM
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What if I have diarrhea?
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Touch
08/31/18 11:58:38 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
What if I have diarrhea?

Cooldown is 30 minutes from first turd of that shit session.
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Kisai
09/01/18 12:03:53 AM
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I could control my height and become shorter? Perfect.
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