Current Events > British tourist parties hard, wakes up with dead turtle in her vagina

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voldothegr8 09/21/18 8:07:22 AM #1:	https://elpais.com/elpais/2018/09/21/inenglish/1537528934_632413.html?id_externo_rsoc=TW_CM_EN An emergency room doctor in a hospital in Mojn de Arona, in the south of the Canary Island of Tenerife, could not believe what he was seeing when, on Thursday, he attended to a British tourist who was complaining of strong pains in her genital area. When the doctor examined her, a foreign object was found in her vagina: a dead turtle. Given the bizarre nature of the situation, the doctor called the police, who took a statement from the 26-year-old woman. She explained that she had spent several days on the island on vacation, and that she had gone out partying in the area of Faab beach, but could not recall what had happened. Sources close to the case have told EL PAS that the main theory is that the reptile was inserted into the womans vagina either by herself or by someone else, given that it is impossible that it could have ended up inside her body any other way. Analysis of the dead turtle revealed that it is a freshwater species, usually sold in pet shops. The specimen found inside the womans body was a baby, but they can grow up to 18 centimeters in length once mature. The police have closed the case, although the public prosecutor in Santa Cruz de Tenerife has begun a probe to investigate whether an offense of animal cruelty could have been committed. At the same time, an investigation has been opened at the Nuestra Seora de La Candelaria Hospital after a photo of the dead and bloodied turtle began to circulate via WhatsApp. The photo has been published by several media outlets. I guess you can say she was shell shocked. --- Oda break tracker 2018- 6 (3) \| THE Ohio State: 3-0 \| Oakland Raiders: 0-2 Super Mario Maker Profile: 1237-0000-0073-02FE <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:909171510] in British to... [t:77025459]...</cite> <quote><quote>https://elpais.com/elpais/2018/09/21/inenglish/1537528934_632413.html?id_externo_rsoc=TW_CM_EN An emergency room doctor in a hospital in Mojn de Arona, in the south of the Canary Island of Tenerife, could not believe what he was seeing when, on Thursday, he attended to a British tourist who was complaining of strong pains in her genital area. When the doctor examined her, a foreign object was found in her vagina: a dead turtle. Given the bizarre nature of the situation, the doctor called the police, who took a statement from the 26-year-old woman. She explained that she had spent several days on the island on vacation, and that she had gone out partying in the area of Faab beach, but could not recall what had happened. Sources close to the case have told EL PAS that the main theory is that the reptile was inserted into the womans vagina either by herself or by someone else, given that it is impossible that it could have ended up inside her body any other way. Analysis of the dead turtle revealed that it is a freshwater species, usually sold in pet shops. The specimen found inside the womans body was a baby, but they can grow up to 18 centimeters in length once mature. The police have closed the case, although the public prosecutor in Santa Cruz de Tenerife has begun a probe to investigate whether an offense of animal cruelty could have been committed. At the same time, an investigation has been opened at the Nuestra Seora de La Candelaria Hospital after a photo of the dead and bloodied turtle began to circulate via WhatsApp. The photo has been published by several media outlets.</quote> I guess you can say she was shell shocked.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 09/21/18 8:08:40 AM #2:	Looks like the hair beat the tortoise. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:909171544] in British to... [t:77025459]...</cite> <quote>Looks like the hair beat the tortoise.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Reis 09/21/18 8:09:46 AM #3:	DrizztLink posted... Looks like the hair beat the tortoise. lmao <cite>Reis posted [p:909171571] in British to... [t:77025459]...</cite> <quote><cite>DrizztLink posted...</cite> <quote>Looks like the hair beat the tortoise.</quote> lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cobra1010 09/21/18 8:11:02 AM #4:	Jail that piece of shit for the most serious form of animal cruelty. --- GG Riot - https://imgur.com/PinGPhR https://imgur.com/Hs8Y1vQ <cite>Cobra1010 posted [p:909171607] in British to... [t:77025459]...</cite> <quote>Jail that piece of shit for the most serious form of animal cruelty.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJCAT 09/21/18 8:14:52 AM #5:	poor turtle :( --- PSN: SUPER_KITTY_JAM FC: SW-2262-4005-7054 <cite>SSJCAT posted [p:909171701] in British to... [t:77025459]...</cite> <quote>poor turtle :(</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 09/21/18 8:16:17 AM #6:	Shouldnt she be able to feel that something was inserted in her vagina? --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:909171753] in British to... [t:77025459]...</cite> <quote>Shouldnt she be able to feel that something was inserted in her vagina?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
unpleasant_milk 09/21/18 8:17:27 AM #7:	Cobra1010 posted... Jail that piece of shit for the most serious form of animal cruelty. Lock her up for sure --- GT unpleasant milk #I want a poacher skin rug ~ http://imgur.com/a/V10yv <cite>unpleasant_milk posted [p:909171791] in British to... [t:77025459]...</cite> <quote><cite>Cobra1010 posted...</cite> <quote>Jail that piece of shit for the most serious form of animal cruelty.</quote> Lock her up for sure</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
clearaflagrantj 09/21/18 8:17:56 AM #8:	https://imgur.com/fjtFLFi <cite>clearaflagrantj posted [p:909171808] in British to... [t:77025459]...</cite> <quote>https://imgur.com/fjtFLFi</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 09/21/18 8:25:23 AM #9:	clearaflagrantj posted... https://imgur.com/fjtFLFi ...Is that the dude from Mythbusters in his pupils? --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:909172027] in British to... [t:77025459]...</cite> <quote><cite>clearaflagrantj posted...</cite> <quote>https://imgur.com/fjtFLFi</quote> ...Is that the dude from Mythbusters in his pupils?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 09/21/18 9:21:32 AM #10:	Reis posted... DrizztLink posted... Looks like the hair beat the tortoise. lmao --- Oda break tracker 2018- 6 (3) \| THE Ohio State: 3-0 \| Oakland Raiders: 0-2 Super Mario Maker Profile: 1237-0000-0073-02FE <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:909173862] in British to... [t:77025459]...</cite> <quote><cite>Reis posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DrizztLink posted...</cite> <quote>Looks like the hair beat the tortoise.</quote> lmao</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SaithSayer 09/21/18 9:23:57 AM #11:	He didn't have an exit buddy. =( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3YLq-yZFjY" data-time=" <cite>SaithSayer posted [p:909173970] in British to... [t:77025459]...</cite> <quote>He didn't have an exit buddy. =( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3YLq-yZFjY" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 09/21/18 9:37:46 AM #12:	--- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:909174517] in British to... [t:77025459]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 09/21/18 10:24:54 AM #13:	lmao --- Oda break tracker 2018- 6 (3) \| THE Ohio State: 3-0 \| Oakland Raiders: 0-2 Super Mario Maker Profile: 1237-0000-0073-02FE <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:909176656] in British to... [t:77025459]...</cite> <quote>lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SaithSayer 09/21/18 10:27:59 AM #15:	Yeah. Bowser may have just been looking for some Peach. <cite>SaithSayer posted [p:909176775] in British to... [t:77025459]...</cite> <quote>Yeah. Bowser may have just been looking for some Peach.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
frogman_295 09/21/18 10:29:07 AM #16:	DrizztLink posted... Looks like the hair beat the tortoise. Post 2 wins again --- Pastor of Muppets <cite>frogman_295 posted [p:909176829] in British to... [t:77025459]...</cite> <quote><cite>DrizztLink posted...</cite> <quote>Looks like the hair beat the tortoise.</quote> Post 2 wins again</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
iPhone_7 09/21/18 10:31:11 AM #17:	Didnt know they were doing an all-female Hangover reboot. --- Sig User Logic https://imgur.com/lA5fm7w <cite>iPhone_7 posted [p:909176938] in British to... [t:77025459]...</cite> <quote>Didnt know they were doing an all-female Hangover reboot.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 09/21/18 10:31:22 AM #18:	it wasn't dead when it went in... --- https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:909176945] in British to... [t:77025459]...</cite> <quote>it wasn't dead when it went in...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirkDiggles 09/21/18 10:33:58 AM #19:	Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville and welcome to Jackass.... --- https://imgtc.com/i/5CTKeaL.jpg https://imgtc.com/i/G9w39yE.gif <cite>DirkDiggles posted [p:909177047] in British to... [t:77025459]...</cite> <quote>Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville and welcome to Jackass....</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
catboy0_0 09/21/18 10:35:28 AM #20:	--- I obviously like you at least a little to even talk to you -cornman one day I hope to post a message so great it ends up in someones sig -Two_Dee <cite>catboy0_0 posted [p:909177124] in British to... [t:77025459]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 09/21/18 10:38:08 AM #21:	Even a dead turtle got more action than some people here. >_> --- Be wary of boarding the hype train, lest you end up on the ruse cruise... - nanobuilder (r/nintendo) http://backloggery.com/SolarCrimson <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:909177249] in British to... [t:77025459]...</cite> <quote>Even a dead turtle got more action than some people here. >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giant_Aspirin 09/21/18 10:40:14 AM #22:	Shotgunnova posted... he finally got some poon --- Playing: Dead Cells; Xenoblade 2; Mario Odyssey *(~);} - I suppose it will all make sense when we grow up - {;(~)* <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:909177357] in British to... [t:77025459]...</cite> <quote><cite>Shotgunnova posted...</cite> <quote></quote> he finally got some poon</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 09/21/18 10:41:34 AM #23:	Giant_Aspirin posted... Shotgunnova posted... he finally got some poon Death by snu snu. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:909177428] in British to... [t:77025459]...</cite> <quote><cite>Giant_Aspirin posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Shotgunnova posted...</cite> <quote></quote> he finally got some poon</quote> Death by snu snu.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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