Poll of the Day > I have two weeks to become a physical stud. What's the best diet I should eat?

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Impavid54
10/11/18 9:30:33 PM
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Long story short, I spent most of my time training my running speed, not my running distance. I took a PT test for this scholarship where I had to run 3 miles and it took me thirty FUCKING minutes holy shit the deadline to submit my package is the 25th next next thursday

the real probelm is that I'm a fucking fat ass. I need the most strict, effective diet to lose some major weight FAST. I weigh 185 which is normal but I have a gut and man tits please help me
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GreenKnight127
10/11/18 9:39:42 PM
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I suggest you get your shit together.
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green dragon
10/11/18 9:41:33 PM
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Impavid54 posted...
Long story short, I spent most of my time training my running speed

Impavid54 posted...
the real probelm is that I'm a fucking fat ass

those are contradictory statements

if you wanna be a "stud" do sprints. don't do long distance (well you can, but still do sprints)
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joemodda
10/11/18 9:43:52 PM
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Eat less yo
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Impavid54
10/11/18 9:45:43 PM
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green dragon posted...
Impavid54 posted...
Long story short, I spent most of my time training my running speed

Impavid54 posted...
the real probelm is that I'm a fucking fat ass

those are contradictory statements

if you wanna be a "stud" do sprints. don't do long distance (well you can, but still do sprints)


But I need to be able to run three miles to pass this test which I CAN't Do!
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JOExHIGASHI
10/11/18 9:57:42 PM
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tape worm
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SunWuKung420
10/11/18 10:03:30 PM
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Decrease calorie intake. Go for longer runs. Do push ups and sit ups twice a day. Cut out soda completely, drink more water.
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synth_real
10/11/18 10:13:50 PM
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If you can't run 3 miles now, you probably won't be able to do it in two weeks.
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