Current Events > A horny guy asks you to help him out. What do you honestly do?
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EternalMelodies 10/17/18 8:41:13 PM #1: |
He starts unbuttoning his pants and asks you to please help him out. What do you do? - Results (4 votes)
Get down on your knees and help him
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Get down on your knees, punch him in the balls, and run out of the room
25% (1 vote)
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Tell him that you are not into men and walk away
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synth_real 10/17/18 10:14:46 PM #2: |
For that guy? On my knees and smiling like a donut
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TeaMilk 10/17/18 10:16:13 PM #3: |
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BLAKUboy 10/17/18 10:16:57 PM #4: |
"I'm yours, daddy."
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Wetterdew 10/17/18 10:18:17 PM #5: |
For that guy? Hell yes.
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LinksLiege 10/17/18 10:18:24 PM #6: |
I'd thank him for the honor of helping him.
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SSJCAT 10/17/18 10:18:49 PM #7: |
:O
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KStateKing17 10/17/18 10:21:00 PM #8: |
I always take pride in giving quality service to a fellow man in need.
He's going to end up bent over a table though. --- The 17th King of the State of K ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 10/17/18 10:22:24 PM #9: |
Ask him if hands only is okay
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Tappor 10/17/18 10:23:28 PM #10: |
Wetterdew posted...
For that guy? Hell yes. --- I don't even know what to put here anymore. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ClockworkHare 10/17/18 10:23:46 PM #11: |
I sock him in the balls.
If he doesn't like it rough, he's a waste of my time anyway. --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. http://www.imageupload.co.uk/images/2017/06/05/flcnpawn.png http://www.imageupload.co.uk/images/2017/06/05/84543589.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gguirao 10/20/18 3:24:34 AM #12: |
Tell him I'm not gay and leave.
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LeoRyan 10/20/18 3:25:59 AM #13: |
Third option while slowly putting my keys into attack position in my hand.
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_REDDIT_ 10/20/18 3:29:24 AM #14: |
Only if he's a cute skinny hairless twink
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WaterLink 10/20/18 3:31:56 AM #15: |
Tell him I'm not into dudes and that he should just rub one out like a man and stop being a creep.
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Parappa09 10/20/18 4:42:58 AM #16: |
i would tell him im not into men and walk away
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FF_Redux 10/20/18 4:50:32 AM #17: |
For that guy? No thanks.
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tamashiini 10/20/18 5:24:09 AM #18: |
synth_real posted...
For that guy? On my knees and smiling like a donut lmfao --- PSN: helicene Careful, Icarus. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LimboTraveller 10/20/18 5:28:40 AM #19: |
TeaMilk posted...
for that guy? no thanks like boogie2988? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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catboy0_0 10/20/18 5:30:22 AM #20: |
"sorry I'm not in the mood tonight"
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NeoBowser 10/20/18 5:55:34 AM #21: |
use me
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DarkTransient 10/20/18 5:56:25 AM #22: |
Introduce him to your mom.
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shokan_warrior 10/20/18 5:57:36 AM #23: |
A reach around is common courtesy
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