Current Events > Alright here me out. What if we got a Gorilla to lift?

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Touch 10/29/18 1:06:57 AM #1:	All these debates about Gorilla vs Grizzlies. But Gorillas don't even lift and they're already crazy strong. How powerful would one be if one was somehow conditioned to work out 3-4 hours a day like regular humans at a gym? --- https://imgur.com/Sy3Fd8J <cite>Touch posted [p:911365191] in Alright he... [t:77143888]...</cite> <quote>All these debates about Gorilla vs Grizzlies. But Gorillas don't even lift and they're already crazy strong. How powerful would one be if one was somehow conditioned to work out 3-4 hours a day like regular humans at a gym?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dj1200 10/29/18 1:52:02 AM #2:	why was i just thinking about that and the fact that gorillas are crazy buff and there diet is mostly fruits. but honestly, if we got humans to work out like a gorilla they would be crazy buff too. i mean, these motherfuckers climb trees and swing from branch to branch and stuff. try playing on a jungle gym like you did as a kid but as an adult, its way tougher. gorillas do that life long. why do you think their chests and backs are so huge? --- "It was so ridiculous and I have so many feelings about it." -Virtual Energies <cite>dj1200 posted [p:911367021] in Alright he... [t:77143888]...</cite> <quote>why was i just thinking about that and the fact that gorillas are crazy buff and there diet is mostly fruits. but honestly, if we got humans to work out like a gorilla they would be crazy buff too. i mean, these motherfuckers climb trees and swing from branch to branch and stuff. try playing on a jungle gym like you did as a kid but as an adult, its way tougher. gorillas do that life long. why do you think their chests and backs are so huge?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dj1200 10/29/18 1:53:19 AM #3:	I guess if we progressively added weighted vests and let them just proceed as natural, they could get crazy strong. --- "It was so ridiculous and I have so many feelings about it." -Virtual Energies <cite>dj1200 posted [p:911367073] in Alright he... [t:77143888]...</cite> <quote>I guess if we progressively added weighted vests and let them just proceed as natural, they could get crazy strong.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WaterLink 10/29/18 2:07:15 AM #4:	You trying to start planet of the apes? --- https://i.imgtc.com/3qqvvSR.png <cite>WaterLink posted [p:911367524] in Alright he... [t:77143888]...</cite> <quote>You trying to start planet of the apes?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
St0rmFury 10/29/18 2:21:05 AM #5:	dj1200 posted... why was i just thinking about that and the fact that gorillas are crazy buff and there diet is mostly fruits. but honestly, if we got humans to work out like a gorilla they would be crazy buff too. i mean, these motherfuckers climb trees and swing from branch to branch and stuff. try playing on a jungle gym like you did as a kid but as an adult, its way tougher. gorillas do that life long. why do you think their chests and backs are so huge? It's more to do with their muscle structure. Gorillas have more fast twitch muscle fibers compared to humans, giving them more explosive strength at the cost of endurance & dexterity. --- "Average Joe" is a trolling term since it's completely an opinion. "Overachieving" is also an opinion. - SBAllen (Hellhole: 52458377) <cite>St0rmFury posted [p:911367948] in Alright he... [t:77143888]...</cite> <quote><cite>dj1200 posted...</cite> <quote>why was i just thinking about that and the fact that gorillas are crazy buff and there diet is mostly fruits. but honestly, if we got humans to work out like a gorilla they would be crazy buff too. i mean, these motherfuckers climb trees and swing from branch to branch and stuff. try playing on a jungle gym like you did as a kid but as an adult, its way tougher. gorillas do that life long. why do you think their chests and backs are so huge?</quote> It's more to do with their muscle structure. Gorillas have more fast twitch muscle fibers compared to humans, giving them more explosive strength at the cost of endurance & dexterity.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
0AbsoluteZero0 10/29/18 2:21:55 AM #6:	here me out --- -The Admirable <cite>0AbsoluteZero0 posted [p:911367975] in Alright he... [t:77143888]...</cite> <quote>here me out</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 10/29/18 2:54:25 AM #7:	0AbsoluteZero0 posted... here me out Fuck --- https://imgur.com/Sy3Fd8J <cite>Touch posted [p:911368887] in Alright he... [t:77143888]...</cite> <quote><cite>0AbsoluteZero0 posted...</cite> <quote>here me out</quote> Fuck</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lord_Wombat 10/29/18 2:56:58 AM #8:	@dj1200 posted... i mean, these motherfuckers climb trees and swing from branch to branch and stuff. Show me a gorilla doing this --- "We're gonna kill 'em with kindness, but instead of hugs, we're gonna use bullets". <cite>Lord_Wombat posted [p:911368962] in Alright he... [t:77143888]...</cite> <quote><cite>@dj1200 posted...</cite> <quote> i mean, these motherfuckers climb trees and swing from branch to branch and stuff.</quote> Show me a gorilla doing this</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GoriIIa 10/29/18 8:36:22 AM #9:	Genetics --- f*** dean spanos <cite>GoriIIa posted [p:911376165] in Alright he... [t:77143888]...</cite> <quote>Genetics</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 10/29/18 9:16:42 AM #10:	GoriIIa posted... Genetics I know y'all are built tough af already. But I'm just saying, what if you could be molded to be even stronger? Also, yes Fuck Dean Spanos. --- https://imgur.com/Sy3Fd8J <cite>Touch posted [p:911377458] in Alright he... [t:77143888]...</cite> <quote><cite>GoriIIa posted...</cite> <quote>Genetics</quote> I know y'all are built tough af already. But I'm just saying, what if you could be molded to be even stronger? Also, yes Fuck Dean Spanos.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Squall28 10/29/18 9:19:39 AM #11:	Lord_Wombat posted... @dj1200 posted... i mean, these motherfuckers climb trees and swing from branch to branch and stuff. Show me a gorilla doing this You can have a picture of this dadbod gorilla instead. https://animals.sandiegozoo.org/sites/default/files/inline-images/frank_troop.jpg --- If you're going through hell, keep going. -Winston Churchill <cite>Squall28 posted [p:911377556] in Alright he... [t:77143888]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lord_Wombat posted...</cite> <quote><cite>@dj1200 posted...</cite> <quote> i mean, these motherfuckers climb trees and swing from branch to branch and stuff.</quote> Show me a gorilla doing this</quote> You can have a picture of this dadbod gorilla instead. https://animals.sandiegozoo.org/sites/default/files/inline-images/frank_troop.jpg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lord_Wombat 10/29/18 9:22:06 AM #12:	Squall28 posted... Lord_Wombat posted... @dj1200 posted... i mean, these motherfuckers climb trees and swing from branch to branch and stuff. Show me a gorilla doing this You can have a picture of this dadbod gorilla instead. https://animals.sandiegozoo.org/sites/default/files/inline-images/frank_troop.jpg Deal. --- "We're gonna kill 'em with kindness, but instead of hugs, we're gonna use bullets". <cite>Lord_Wombat posted [p:911377631] in Alright he... [t:77143888]...</cite> <quote><cite>Squall28 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Lord_Wombat posted...</cite> <quote><cite>@dj1200 posted...</cite> <quote> i mean, these motherfuckers climb trees and swing from branch to branch and stuff.</quote> Show me a gorilla doing this</quote> You can have a picture of this dadbod gorilla instead. https://animals.sandiegozoo.org/sites/default/files/inline-images/frank_troop.jpg</quote> Deal.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 10/29/18 9:32:47 AM #13:	how many lions can dadbod gorilla beat --- Hey what's going on in this thread https://imgur.com/6fpKRW8 https://imgur.com/RNZi0gk <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:911378035] in Alright he... [t:77143888]...</cite> <quote>how many lions can dadbod gorilla beat</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 10/29/18 9:34:36 AM #14:	I wish I had a dadbod gorilla friend --- https://imgur.com/Sy3Fd8J <cite>Touch posted [p:911378099] in Alright he... [t:77143888]...</cite> <quote>I wish I had a dadbod gorilla friend</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dj1200 10/29/18 1:07:46 PM #15:	Lord_Wombat posted... @dj1200 posted... i mean, these motherfuckers climb trees and swing from branch to branch and stuff. Show me a gorilla doing this well, idk, do they? --- "It was so ridiculous and I have so many feelings about it." -Virtual Energies <cite>dj1200 posted [p:911389362] in Alright he... [t:77143888]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lord_Wombat posted...</cite> <quote><cite>@dj1200 posted...</cite> <quote> i mean, these motherfuckers climb trees and swing from branch to branch and stuff.</quote> Show me a gorilla doing this</quote> well, idk, do they?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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