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LooksLikeDarko
11/05/18 1:51:43 PM
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I smoke almost every night. I know some ways to try and beat it but I'm still scared as hell.
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Solid Sonic
11/05/18 1:52:41 PM
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Sounds like you have no one to blame but yourself.
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Kaiganeer
11/05/18 1:52:53 PM
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go back in time and never start smoking
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Kombucha
11/05/18 1:53:03 PM
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Well, worrying about it isn't going to change what happens. Just do what you know how to do and be content that you did your best with the unexpected situation, I suppose.
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mach25687
11/05/18 1:53:05 PM
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LooksLikeDarko posted...
I smoke almost every night. I know some ways to try and beat it but I'm still scared as hell.

Real shit, alcohol and marijuana is not what they're looking for.
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Muffinz0rz
11/05/18 1:53:19 PM
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oil change
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Leight_Weight
11/05/18 1:53:57 PM
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Xstream

You're welcome
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EvalAngell
11/05/18 1:54:21 PM
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be honest with them and say you smoke weed and if it's a problem
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GreatEvilEmpire
11/05/18 1:55:38 PM
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Stop smoking.
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Genocet_10-325
11/05/18 1:55:39 PM
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Use synthetic urine. My job has a required monthly drug test and it works every time.
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LooksLikeDarko
11/05/18 1:58:40 PM
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Solid Sonic posted...
Sounds like you have no one to blame but yourself.

100% never tried to pass blame onto anyone else. I think I have a solid chance at passing, and even if I don't hopefully that doesn't stop them from hiring me. We'll see though. My anxiety is feeling pretty bad right now though and I'll be feeling it until I take the test
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Giant_Aspirin
11/05/18 2:01:10 PM
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"novelty urine" works wonders.
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EdgeMaster
11/05/18 2:01:56 PM
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Jesus Christ bro, just get synthetic piss and a pair of compression shorts.
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