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pres_madagascar
11/16/18 5:03:40 AM
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Say goodbye to my loved ones, cash out my 401k, go to Bangkok and see how much fun I can have for a month. All the drinking, drugs, and ladies and ladyboys I can handle.
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MuayThai85
11/16/18 5:09:23 AM
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Get the fuck out of China firstly. I would want to go back to Canada but it would be impossible to get my wife a tourist visa quickly enough. Probably head back to Thailand but for slightly different reasons than OP. Drugs would definitely be used in large quantities though. Yaba/ice would be used in large quantities to ensure as little sleep as possible.
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MabusIncarnate
11/16/18 5:10:06 AM
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Deed on the liberty bell
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pres_madagascar
11/16/18 5:11:11 AM
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MuayThai85 posted...
Get the fuck out of China firstly. I would want to go back to Canada but it would be impossible to get my wife a tourist visa quickly enough. Probably head back to Thailand but for slightly different reasons than OP. Drugs would definitely be used in large quantities though. Yaba/ice would be used in large quantities to ensure as little sleep as possible.

I would do a minunm of one line of pure white every hour whilst awake for a month straight. Like, I wanna set a world record for most lines in a month.
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MuayThai85
11/16/18 5:12:43 AM
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Thailand isn't the place to go if you want good blow. You'll need to head somewhere like Bolivia or Colombia for for that.
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omega cookie
11/16/18 5:15:39 AM
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I was misdiagnosed with terminal brain cancer when I was 19, and it turns out the answer is do extraordinary amounts of cocaine, purposely crash cars for fun, throw hands with anyone for the slightest reason, and do everything I possibly can to get my girlfriend to break up with and hate me so she isn't devastated when I die.

Good times.
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pres_madagascar
11/16/18 5:21:16 AM
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MuayThai85 posted...
Thailand isn't the place to go if you want good blow. You'll need to head somewhere like Bolivia or Colombia for for that.

I live on the border with Mexico lol
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SoundNetwork
11/16/18 5:22:35 AM
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Bacon cheese burger
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pkmnlord
11/16/18 5:31:29 AM
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Get ultra baked and spend the entire time trying to get pity fucks from whoever the fuck I can get into contact with.
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ReginaldClovis
11/16/18 5:32:35 AM
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Psychedelics.

And maybe pour my soul out on paper.
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DocileOrangeCup
11/16/18 5:36:36 AM
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omega cookie posted...
I was misdiagnosed with terminal brain cancer when I was 19, and it turns out the answer is do extraordinary amounts of cocaine, purposely crash cars for fun, throw hands with anyone for the slightest reason, and do everything I possibly can to get my girlfriend to break up with and hate me so she isn't devastated when I die.

Good times.

Jeez that sounds fuckin crazy
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_Lyonidias
11/16/18 5:39:22 AM
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omega cookie posted...
I was misdiagnosed with terminal brain cancer when I was 19, and it turns out the answer is do extraordinary amounts of cocaine, purposely crash cars for fun, throw hands with anyone for the slightest reason, and do everything I possibly can to get my girlfriend to break up with and hate me so she isn't devastated when I die.

Good times.


Sounds like you got some stories omg
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MabusIncarnate
11/16/18 5:40:28 AM
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Deed on the star at the 50 yard line at AT&T Stadium
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The Catgirl Fondler
11/16/18 6:02:28 AM
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The Catgirl Fondler's gonna die the way he lived.

*continues browsing the heat desert of the wolves*
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omega cookie
11/16/18 1:11:26 PM
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_Lyonidias posted...
omega cookie posted...
I was misdiagnosed with terminal brain cancer when I was 19, and it turns out the answer is do extraordinary amounts of cocaine, purposely crash cars for fun, throw hands with anyone for the slightest reason, and do everything I possibly can to get my girlfriend to break up with and hate me so she isn't devastated when I die.

Good times.


Sounds like you got some stories omg

Far more than one person should have, sadly.
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