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Superlinkbro
11/22/18 3:36:41 PM
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It was vodka.

Is that why it tasted horrible?
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YukihoHagiwara
11/22/18 3:36:57 PM
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how do you make that mistake
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DarkTransient
11/22/18 3:37:09 PM
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I don't know about "horrible", but it definitely tastes nothing like beer.
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Jeff AKA Snoopy
11/22/18 3:37:11 PM
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If your Vodka is terrible you're doing it wrong.
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Superlinkbro
11/22/18 3:37:50 PM
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YukihoHagiwara posted...
how do you make that mistake

My dad gave that to me on purpose so I didn't drink beer. He said it was beer.
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MICHALECOLE
11/22/18 3:37:59 PM
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YukihoHagiwara
11/22/18 3:38:56 PM
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Superlinkbro posted...
YukihoHagiwara posted...
how do you make that mistake

My dad gave that to me on purpose so I didn't drink beer. He said it was beer.

you believed him after the santa claus ruse cruise? you have no one to blame but yourself
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VipaGTS
11/22/18 3:39:18 PM
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Superlinkbro posted...
YukihoHagiwara posted...
how do you make that mistake

My dad gave that to me on purpose so I didn't drink beer. He said it was beer.

and you've never had beer since?
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Superlinkbro
11/22/18 3:39:43 PM
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YukihoHagiwara posted...
you believed him after the santa claus ruse cruise?

Yes
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monkmith
11/22/18 3:41:34 PM
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vodka tastes like rubbing alcohol, you must have been pretty young to get fooled by that.

personally my alcoholic dad gave me a sippy cup of budweiser when i was a kid. watching him slip into a coma and die of liver failure is what kept me from drinking.
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Superlinkbro
11/22/18 3:43:22 PM
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monkmith posted...
vodka tastes like rubbing alcohol, you must have been pretty young to get fooled by that.

I was. I think I was about 10.
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VipaGTS
11/22/18 3:46:25 PM
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Superlinkbro posted...
monkmith posted...
vodka tastes like rubbing alcohol, you must have been pretty young to get fooled by that.

I was. I think I was about 10.

...why did your dad think he needed to scare you away from beer at 10?
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juicebox4
11/22/18 3:48:33 PM
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Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...
If your Vodka is terrible you're doing it wrong.

no vodka tastes "good", the best vodkas are the ones that have no taste at all e.g. grey goose
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Superlinkbro
11/22/18 3:48:40 PM
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VipaGTS posted...
Superlinkbro posted...
monkmith posted...
vodka tastes like rubbing alcohol, you must have been pretty young to get fooled by that.

I was. I think I was about 10.

...why did your dad think he needed to scare you away from beer at 10?

I kept bugging him that I wanted to try beer. I think he wanted me to shut up so he gave it to me, or wanted me to think he gave it to me
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YukihoHagiwara
11/22/18 3:49:27 PM
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VipaGTS posted...
...why did your dad think he needed to scare you away from beer at 10?

gotta nip that raging alcoholism in the bud at a young age. kids hate mouthwash, they'd probably hate the taste of alcohol in a way that'd stick with them
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