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Kombucha 11/27/18 10:25:22 AM #1: |
So the wizard grants you the ability to time travel but you will be there only long enough to deliver one piece of advice, what will it be??
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AlephZero 11/27/18 10:27:21 AM #2: |
it never gets better
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Fam_Fam 11/27/18 10:28:32 AM #3: |
be more confident with women, some ARE interested in you. don't mess it up, ya noob
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Sunburst 11/27/18 10:28:45 AM #4: |
Go to college out of town instead of comuting back and forth from home.
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MegaTech 11/27/18 10:30:27 AM #5: |
Start working out now
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Romulox28 11/27/18 10:31:33 AM #6: |
focus more on your career while in college so you dont spend most of your 20s playing catch up
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Cobra1010 11/27/18 10:31:46 AM #7: |
MegaTech posted...
Start working out now This. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Guide 11/27/18 10:32:23 AM #8: |
Fix your posture and stop lending your parents money, you moron.
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CableZL 11/27/18 10:32:27 AM #9: |
Skip college and go for Cisco certs
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AlisLandale 11/27/18 10:33:27 AM #10: |
Buy bitcoin and cash out in winter 2017.
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ALIEN_WORK2HOP 11/27/18 10:34:18 AM #11: |
put all your money and everything you own on Leicester to win the 2015/16 Premier League
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Darkman124 11/27/18 10:36:06 AM #12: |
get over yourself, admit you have ADHD, and start adderall now.
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davidg4l 11/27/18 10:37:03 AM #13: |
None tbh. Don't want any butterfly effect stuff messing with my currently ok life. Barring that, however:
1. Rent an apartment with a kitchen and start cooking your own shit. 2. Stop buying so many damn earphones. 3. Start working out seriously. --- Trigonometry is a math subject consisting of the study of triangles which can be briefly explained with the equation : Mind = Blown ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KILBOTz 11/27/18 10:37:58 AM #14: |
Give no loyalty to your job. Don't stay with one company longer than 5 years, if you do you are not being paid what you are worth.
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Kombucha 11/27/18 10:40:47 AM #15: |
AlisLandale posted...
Buy bitcoin and cash out in winter 2017. This is a pretty good one. I think my 18 year old self would be confused by what I met and probably forget though. SMH. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kombucha 11/27/18 10:41:03 AM #16: |
AlephZero posted...
it never gets better Almost spit out my coffee --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY 11/27/18 10:45:56 AM #17: |
Skip college get certifications instead get direct training, start working as soon as possible. Look for something called bitcoin and sell before winter 2017.
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Mr_Biscuit 11/27/18 10:46:32 AM #18: |
Fam_Fam posted...
be more confident with women, some ARE interested in you. don't mess it up, ya noob --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cobra1010 11/27/18 10:46:59 AM #19: |
You could look up lottery numbers around the time you turn 25 and tell him those.
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im not 13 11/27/18 10:48:41 AM #20: |
1. Start saving
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Returning_CEmen 11/27/18 10:50:26 AM #21: |
I would give him so much investment, life, and relationship advice. My appearance would change as I talk to him. Suddenly Im wearing a Rolex and am hunky AF
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Giant_Aspirin 11/27/18 10:54:03 AM #22: |
open a Roth IRA right away. i missed out on like 10 years of contributions and growth because i was being foolish and shortsighted.
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Vertania 11/27/18 10:54:44 AM #23: |
Don't go to law school.
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SimpleMan 11/27/18 10:57:24 AM #24: |
Don't move to California, and be better at staying in contact with people.
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SaithSayer 11/27/18 11:02:57 AM #25: |
Nothing. I love my current life and wouldn't risk it with time travel.
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BlazinBlue88 11/27/18 11:05:09 AM #26: |
Guide posted...
Fix your posture This would be a big one for me. Didn't realize how bad my posture was until my back started hurting all the time in my late 20s. Also probably help steer my career a little better. Give myself a list of technologies to learn about and inform my younger self of how the IT industry works. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The Ayatollah C 11/27/18 11:09:47 AM #27: |
Don't stress out about anything, when you get older a wizard turns up and gives you a fucking time machine dude.
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apolloooo 11/27/18 11:10:02 AM #28: |
AlisLandale posted...
Buy bitcoin and cash out in winter 2017. --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone ... Copied to Clipboard!
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catboy0_0 11/27/18 11:23:58 AM #29: |
stay isolated and don't open up to people. people don't like you
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Balrog0 11/27/18 11:30:15 AM #30: |
Same thing I tell myself now, drink less
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Dyinglegacy 11/27/18 11:32:17 AM #31: |
Pull out
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MacadamianNut3 11/27/18 11:34:47 AM #32: |
Tbh the only thing I would tell myself is to stop being oblivious to hints from girls and maybe take summer research a bit more serious
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catboy0_0 11/27/18 11:38:49 AM #34: |
also don't do drugs to stay cool with your highschool crush in your 20s. it'll waste your 20s
and also don't do drugs --- I obviously like you at least a little to even talk to you -cornman one day I hope to post a message so great it ends up in someones sig -Two_Dee ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MelzezDoor 11/27/18 12:04:39 PM #35: |
AlisLandale posted...
Buy bitcoin and cash out in winter 2017. Cobra1010 posted... You could look up lottery numbers around the time you turn 25 and tell him those. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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matteus70 11/27/18 12:20:42 PM #36: |
Throw out the goddamn cigarettes.
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MC_BatCommander 11/27/18 12:22:12 PM #37: |
the obvious one would be to buy bitcoin tbh
when it was new it was so cheap, the only time it was worth buying --- The Legend is True! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Blue_Target 11/27/18 12:28:36 PM #38: |
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Kaldrenthebold 11/27/18 12:58:45 PM #39: |
Don't go to college or go to a cheaper school for the love of god
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mostcorrupt 11/27/18 1:00:55 PM #40: |
Give myself a copy of Grays sports almanac.
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t_paynes_ghost 11/27/18 1:02:47 PM #41: |
You're in a shitty mood and think your life is kinda shitty, but it's not, it's super great and it gets even better. Stop being so moody! Everything you don't like about your life is because of your outward attitude.
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MACisBack 11/27/18 1:38:56 PM #42: |
1 piece of advice I would give myself for when I was 12 years old is this.
Leave love for later, don't pursue it so young and focus on your dreams that you're building instead of trying to have a perfect love with a wife. --- "There is wife assisted suicide. Get married and every day you die a little more" -teltec https://imgur.com/8snn2TX ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EvalAngell 11/27/18 1:44:09 PM #43: |
RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
start working as soon as possible. Look for something called bitcoin and sell before winter 2017. --- It's what's best for business. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Orthopox12 11/27/18 1:46:05 PM #44: |
To start saving/investing instead of blowing my pay checks on hotel parties, booze, and parasitic friends.
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MrPeppers 11/27/18 1:46:46 PM #45: |
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knutjob 11/27/18 1:47:59 PM #46: |
Keep going. It all works out.
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nucshadow 11/27/18 1:48:26 PM #47: |
Don't do drugs
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Jeff AKA Snoopy 11/27/18 1:49:47 PM #48: |
Invest in Amazon as soon as you can.
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Orthopox12 11/27/18 1:52:36 PM #50: |
nucshadow posted...
Don't do drugs This is solid advice --- Official contributor to the Legendary "Cantina" Topic {Current clone: Orthopox 30} ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kinetika_ 11/27/18 2:12:18 PM #51: |
Giant_Aspirin posted...
open a Roth IRA right away. i missed out on like 10 years of contributions and growth because i was being foolish and shortsighted. This, bitcoin, and workout. Sadly, I knew about bitcoin in 2010, so yeah. --- PSN: PurifyNothing ... Copied to Clipboard!
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