Current Events > Scenario: Santa is in your home and asks for help checking his list.

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You come home one day to find Santa looking at his list and squinting with difficulty and muttering to himself as he walks in circles.

He sees you and his eyes bright up with warmth as he says "OH Hoho ho ho! Hello young man! Might I trouble you to indulge an old man? I left my glasses on the sleigh you see and my eyes aren't what they used to be when I was a rascal at your age. Can you help me check my list twice? I'm delivering presents to all the good little boys and girls don't you know, but I can't make out my list. I'm not sure where to put all the presents the elves worked so hard to create.

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You then look at his list and see all the names of the people who live in your area and a handful of people outside of it like a big black British man called Wesley until suddenly you realize that everyone else in the reigon has "Nice" next to their name. Except you and like one other guy, who has "Naughty".

Santa patiently stares at you expectantly with his hands claspsed and a smile on his face like a car awaiting an injection of gasoline.

"What do your young eyes see?"

How do you react? What do you do?
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Demand to see his Santa License, sleigh license, spoon license, list license and license license.

Such is life in the UK.
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you've made your point, Santa, I'll be better this year
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Hairistotle posted...

lol!
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I mean, he's dead before his 3rd Ho. Santa done shoulda known he comes down a chimney in Tennessee, he's answering to a 12 gauge.
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I tell him the truth because I'm convinced it's some sort of test, and he knows damn well what the list says.

...Then if he still doesn't give me any presents I throw eggs at his sleigh as he's leaving
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I'd pull out a pair of reading glasses, and give them to him.
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Be honest. I don't particularly want any presents anyway.

Be honest hand hope he thinks I'm good.
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i would ask santa if i can get a CEgal as my christmast gift

CoolBro posted...

i would ask santa if i can get a CEgal as my christmast gift

that's creepy
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I see this topic yearly omg
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I'm surprised. I didn't get a lump a coal this year
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catboy0_0 posted...

I'm surprised. I didn't get a lump a coal this year

it's not Christmas yet
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Ask him if it's true that he is actually Captain Birdseye.

I've had this theory for years that they are one and the same person.
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