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Superlinkbro 05/24/19 1:58:01 PM #1:	I can't pee and I'm so fucking stressed right now. Something is blocking me from urinating and now I have to use a catheter. I'm so scared. I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do. I can't even handle small needles how the hell am I gonna handle something getting shoved up my pee hole. --- PSN: Super_Link_Bro/Switch FC: SW-0496-6694-1794 Please let me know if you want to friend me beforehand. <cite>Superlinkbro posted [p:922318369] in I have to ... [t:77737452]...</cite> <quote>I can't pee and I'm so fucking stressed right now. Something is blocking me from urinating and now I have to use a catheter. I'm so scared. I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do. I can't even handle small needles how the hell am I gonna handle something getting shoved up my pee hole.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pikachupwnage 05/24/19 2:00:55 PM #2:	Just imagine the catheter is a nice feminine penis --- https://imgur.com/cfZmEFd Even In sigs FOE! http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/665/328/d75.gif <cite>pikachupwnage posted [p:922318476] in I have to ... [t:77737452]...</cite> <quote>Just imagine the catheter is a nice feminine penis</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Superlinkbro 05/24/19 2:01:04 PM #3:	I'm too scared to ask even how bad it is. It's probably going to hurt like hell. --- PSN: Super_Link_Bro/Switch FC: SW-0496-6694-1794 Please let me know if you want to friend me beforehand. <cite>Superlinkbro posted [p:922318484] in I have to ... [t:77737452]...</cite> <quote>I'm too scared to ask even how bad it is. It's probably going to hurt like hell.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GAMERCAMRY 05/24/19 2:01:41 PM #4:	kidney stone? --- Vegy's boyfriend They call him Vegy, I call him Daddy <cite>GAMERCAMRY posted [p:922318510] in I have to ... [t:77737452]...</cite> <quote>kidney stone?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_Garioshi 05/24/19 2:02:06 PM #5:	It's bad when they insert it (I was awake for the process), but after that it's no big deal. --- What is this "logic" you speak of? <cite>Dark_Garioshi posted [p:922318529] in I have to ... [t:77737452]...</cite> <quote>It's bad when they insert it (I was awake for the process), but after that it's no big deal.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Superlinkbro 05/24/19 2:02:18 PM #6:	GAMERCAMRY posted... kidney stone? Idk what it is exactly I guess it could be. --- PSN: Super_Link_Bro/Switch FC: SW-0496-6694-1794 Please let me know if you want to friend me beforehand. <cite>Superlinkbro posted [p:922318538] in I have to ... [t:77737452]...</cite> <quote><cite>GAMERCAMRY posted...</cite> <quote>kidney stone?</quote> Idk what it is exactly I guess it could be.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Superlinkbro 05/24/19 2:03:19 PM #7:	Dark_Garioshi posted... It's bad when they insert it (I was awake for the process), but after that it's no big deal. I really hope I'm under something when they do this. --- PSN: Super_Link_Bro/Switch FC: SW-0496-6694-1794 Please let me know if you want to friend me beforehand. <cite>Superlinkbro posted [p:922318587] in I have to ... [t:77737452]...</cite> <quote><cite>Dark_Garioshi posted...</cite> <quote>It's bad when they insert it (I was awake for the process), but after that it's no big deal.</quote> I really hope I'm under something when they do this.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Old NoiseTank 05/24/19 2:06:16 PM #8:	one of my friends at scar tissue build up in his dinger one time and couldn't pee as well. was easily treated. --- Grim Reaper: "Your time has come" Xsquader: "sir whats your badge number?" <cite>Old NoiseTank posted [p:922318707] in I have to ... [t:77737452]...</cite> <quote>one of my friends at scar tissue build up in his dinger one time and couldn't pee as well. was easily treated.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mcpwnia 05/24/19 2:07:19 PM #9:	pretend you're 12 again and it's your DS stylus --- http://i.minus.com/ieu2wE.gif https://imgur.com/gKHH1EP https://imgur.com/gwbShnd <cite>mcpwnia posted [p:922318742] in I have to ... [t:77737452]...</cite> <quote>pretend you're 12 again and it's your DS stylus</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kircheis 05/24/19 2:08:11 PM #10:	Watch this to prepare yourself TC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrNI0W8ZdqI" data-time=" --- http://error1355.com/ce/Kircheis.html <cite>Kircheis posted [p:922318777] in I have to ... [t:77737452]...</cite> <quote>Watch this to prepare yourself TC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrNI0W8ZdqI" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cornmuffins 05/24/19 2:08:31 PM #11:	Have you seen kids in the sandbox? It's like that --- Getting C's and D's, saying thanks and please. You broke the golden rule, you're staying after school. <cite>Cornmuffins posted [p:922318791] in I have to ... [t:77737452]...</cite> <quote>Have you seen kids in the sandbox? It's like that</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Superlinkbro 05/24/19 2:09:15 PM #12:	mcpwnia posted... pretend you're 12 again and it's your DS stylus Ok that made me laugh a little thank you. Old NoiseTank posted... one of my friends at scar tissue build up in his dinger one time and could't pee as well. was easily treated. I'm hoping it's something simple to treat then. Because I never had surgery on anything and I'd probably pass out if they said that's what I need. --- PSN: Super_Link_Bro/Switch FC: SW-0496-6694-1794 Please let me know if you want to friend me beforehand. <cite>Superlinkbro posted [p:922318817] in I have to ... [t:77737452]...</cite> <quote><cite>mcpwnia posted...</cite> <quote>pretend you're 12 again and it's your DS stylus</quote> Ok that made me laugh a little thank you. <cite>Old NoiseTank posted...</cite> <quote>one of my friends at scar tissue build up in his dinger one time and could't pee as well. was easily treated.</quote> I'm hoping it's something simple to treat then. Because I never had surgery on anything and I'd probably pass out if they said that's what I need.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
meestermj 05/24/19 2:10:52 PM #13:	I've had a cotton swab jammed in there before (sti test back in the day). It stung like a bitch, mostly because the nurse didn't lube it up in any way, partly because she jammed the thing like she was trying to sink my 8 ball in the corner pocket. --- Psn: beastlytoast Left-handed fire-slapsies leave me feeling confused about life. - Merydia <cite>meestermj posted [p:922318877] in I have to ... [t:77737452]...</cite> <quote>I've had a cotton swab jammed in there before (sti test back in the day). It stung like a bitch, mostly because the nurse didn't lube it up in any way, partly because she jammed the thing like she was trying to sink my 8 ball in the corner pocket.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Superlinkbro 05/24/19 2:13:02 PM #14:	meestermj posted... I've had a cotton swab jammed in there before (sti test back in the day). It stung like a bitch, mostly because the nurse didn't lube it up in any way, partly because she jammed the thing like she was trying to sink my 8 ball in the corner pocket. Oh Jesus Christ. --- PSN: Super_Link_Bro/Switch FC: SW-0496-6694-1794 Please let me know if you want to friend me beforehand. <cite>Superlinkbro posted [p:922318957] in I have to ... [t:77737452]...</cite> <quote><cite>meestermj posted...</cite> <quote>I've had a cotton swab jammed in there before (sti test back in the day). It stung like a bitch, mostly because the nurse didn't lube it up in any way, partly because she jammed the thing like she was trying to sink my 8 ball in the corner pocket.</quote> Oh Jesus Christ.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tremain07 05/24/19 2:20:04 PM #15:	Well TC first they're gonna stick a needle either in your scrotum or your penis to numb the area, you'll be awake the entire time, then they'll hold your urethra open with some pliers thing before inserting the tube, you'll be asked to relax as they don't want you involuntarily clinch as not only does it hurt like hell it hinders their work and will make it last longer than it should, you'll feel the tube going through you and I'll be honest with you, you may feel some pain as it works it's way towards your kidneys and finally, don't worry about getting erect, even if it's an attractive woman handling your junk you'll be far too nervous to think of sexy times. Even if they have big breasts and wide hips. Oh and one last thing, there will be an open toilet in the room for you once they finish their business and extract the tube as you'll likely feel the urge to pee right after it's out..fair warning,it may sting a little and be a bit red from the blood --- IGN: Sun FC: 0061-0132-7564 <cite>tremain07 posted [p:922319225] in I have to ... [t:77737452]...</cite> <quote>Well TC first they're gonna stick a needle either in your scrotum or your penis to numb the area, you'll be awake the entire time, then they'll hold your urethra open with some pliers thing before inserting the tube, you'll be asked to relax as they don't want you involuntarily clinch as not only does it hurt like hell it hinders their work and will make it last longer than it should, you'll feel the tube going through you and I'll be honest with you, you may feel some pain as it works it's way towards your kidneys and finally, don't worry about getting erect, even if it's an attractive woman handling your junk you'll be far too nervous to think of sexy times. Even if they have big breasts and wide hips. Oh and one last thing, there will be an open toilet in the room for you once they finish their business and extract the tube as you'll likely feel the urge to pee right after it's out..fair warning,it may sting a little and be a bit red from the blood</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Superlinkbro 05/24/19 2:28:47 PM #16:	tremain07 posted... Well TC first they're gonna stick a needle either in your scrotum or your penis to numb the area, you'll be awake the entire time, then they'll hold your urethra open with some pliers thing before inserting the tube, you'll be asked to relax as they don't want you involuntarily clinch as not only does it hurt like hell it hinders their work and will make it last longer than it should, you'll feel the tube going through you and I'll be honest with you, you may feel some pain as it works it's way towards your kidneys and finally, don't worry about getting erect, even if it's an attractive woman handling your junk you'll be far too nervous to think of sexy times. Even if they have big breasts and wide hips. Oh and one last thing, there will be an open toilet in the room for you once they finish their business and extract the tube as you'll likely feel the urge to pee right after it's out..fair warning,it may sting a little and be a bit red from the blood Oh Jesus --- PSN: Super_Link_Bro/Switch FC: SW-0496-6694-1794 Please let me know if you want to friend me beforehand. <cite>Superlinkbro posted [p:922319592] in I have to ... [t:77737452]...</cite> <quote><cite>tremain07 posted...</cite> <quote>Well TC first they're gonna stick a needle either in your scrotum or your penis to numb the area, you'll be awake the entire time, then they'll hold your urethra open with some pliers thing before inserting the tube, you'll be asked to relax as they don't want you involuntarily clinch as not only does it hurt like hell it hinders their work and will make it last longer than it should, you'll feel the tube going through you and I'll be honest with you, you may feel some pain as it works it's way towards your kidneys and finally, don't worry about getting erect, even if it's an attractive woman handling your junk you'll be far too nervous to think of sexy times. Even if they have big breasts and wide hips. Oh and one last thing, there will be an open toilet in the room for you once they finish their business and extract the tube as you'll likely feel the urge to pee right after it's out..fair warning,it may sting a little and be a bit red from the blood</quote> Oh Jesus</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hollow_shrine 05/24/19 2:30:46 PM #17:	Look, sounding can be hot or whatever but you really have to take your time and be gentle with it, and the topic title is sounding super thirsty for it. Not the right head space, guy. --- Ignorance is a choice https://imgtc.com/i/7UnK3hx.jpg <cite>hollow_shrine posted [p:922319666] in I have to ... [t:77737452]...</cite> <quote>Look, sounding can be hot or whatever but you really have to take your time and be gentle with it, and the topic title is sounding super thirsty for it. Not the right head space, guy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Superlinkbro 05/24/19 8:52:04 PM #18:	Turns out it could probably might be poo blockage. They put salt water up my ass and I shat everywhere. I'm not feeling 100% but definitely a lot better. I also want to go home very badly. --- PSN: Super_Link_Bro/Switch FC: SW-0496-6694-1794 Please let me know if you want to friend me beforehand. <cite>Superlinkbro posted [p:922333598] in I have to ... [t:77737452]...</cite> <quote>Turns out it could probably might be poo blockage. They put salt water up my ass and I shat everywhere. I'm not feeling 100% but definitely a lot better. I also want to go home very badly.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 05/24/19 8:54:20 PM #19:	GAMERCAMRY posted... kidney stone? Yeah, it sounds like this. You're in for it when it's ready to come out. --- Be wary of boarding the hype train, lest you end up on the ruse cruise... - nanobuilder (r/nintendo) http://backloggery.com/SolarCrimson <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:922333654] in I have to ... [t:77737452]...</cite> <quote><cite>GAMERCAMRY posted...</cite> <quote>kidney stone?</quote> Yeah, it sounds like this. You're in for it when it's ready to come out.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
0AbsoluteZero0 05/24/19 8:55:52 PM #20:	Wait, were you unable to poo or per? --- -The Admirable <cite>0AbsoluteZero0 posted [p:922333701] in I have to ... [t:77737452]...</cite> <quote>Wait, were you unable to poo or per?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Superlinkbro 05/24/19 9:05:14 PM #21:	0AbsoluteZero0 posted... Wait, were you unable to poo or per? I did have a little trouble pooping I guess. I'm hoping I can go home --- PSN: Super_Link_Bro/Switch FC: SW-0496-6694-1794 Please let me know if you want to friend me beforehand. <cite>Superlinkbro posted [p:922334011] in I have to ... [t:77737452]...</cite> <quote><cite>0AbsoluteZero0 posted...</cite> <quote>Wait, were you unable to poo or per?</quote> I did have a little trouble pooping I guess. I'm hoping I can go home</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
0AbsoluteZero0 05/24/19 9:28:37 PM #22:	Well good luck man. That sounds rough either way --- -The Admirable <cite>0AbsoluteZero0 posted [p:922334798] in I have to ... [t:77737452]...</cite> <quote>Well good luck man. That sounds rough either way</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Superlinkbro 05/24/19 10:19:58 PM #23:	It happened. I'm fine although my dick still hurts a bit. No blood. Urine was extremely dark. --- PSN: Super_Link_Bro/Switch FC: SW-0496-6694-1794 Please let me know if you want to friend me beforehand. <cite>Superlinkbro posted [p:922336553] in I have to ... [t:77737452]...</cite> <quote>It happened. I'm fine although my dick still hurts a bit. No blood. Urine was extremely dark.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_SilverX 05/24/19 10:23:23 PM #24:	That procedure usually feels pleasant. I don't know what's wrong with the TC. --- I support Sony, Microsoft and Nintendo. don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:922336671] in I have to ... [t:77737452]...</cite> <quote>That procedure usually feels pleasant. I don't know what's wrong with the TC.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Superlinkbro 05/24/19 10:47:18 PM #26:	Dark_SilverX posted... That procedure usually feels pleasant. I don't know what's wrong with the TC. LOL that hurt like hell going in and out of my dick --- PSN: Super_Link_Bro/Switch FC: SW-0496-6694-1794 Please let me know if you want to friend me beforehand. <cite>Superlinkbro posted [p:922337413] in I have to ... [t:77737452]...</cite> <quote><cite>Dark_SilverX posted...</cite> <quote>That procedure usually feels pleasant. I don't know what's wrong with the TC.</quote> LOL that hurt like hell going in and out of my dick</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
0xDEFECADE 05/24/19 10:52:48 PM #27:	congrats --- 1101 1110 1111 1110 1100 1010 1101 1110 <cite>0xDEFECADE posted [p:922337589] in I have to ... [t:77737452]...</cite> <quote>congrats</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 05/24/19 11:05:39 PM #28:	Superlinkbro posted... Dark_SilverX posted... That procedure usually feels pleasant. I don't know what's wrong with the TC. LOL that hurt like hell going in and out of my dick It's probably better for people who have experience with sounding --- https://imgtc.com/i/XW7Qado.png https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:922338005] in I have to ... [t:77737452]...</cite> <quote><cite>Superlinkbro posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Dark_SilverX posted...</cite> <quote>That procedure usually feels pleasant. I don't know what's wrong with the TC.</quote> LOL that hurt like hell going in and out of my dick</quote> It's probably better for people who have experience with sounding</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tremain07 05/25/19 12:14:29 AM #29:	Superlinkbro posted... It happened. I'm fine although my dick still hurts a bit. No blood. Urine was extremely dark. Uhh, that is blood --- IGN: Sun FC: 0061-0132-7564 <cite>tremain07 posted [p:922340077] in I have to ... [t:77737452]...</cite> <quote><cite>Superlinkbro posted...</cite> <quote>It happened. I'm fine although my dick still hurts a bit. No blood. Urine was extremely dark.</quote> Uhh, that is blood</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Superlinkbro 05/25/19 12:15:11 AM #30:	tremain07 posted... Superlinkbro posted... It happened. I'm fine although my dick still hurts a bit. No blood. Urine was extremely dark. Uhh, that is blood It was because I was severely hydrated. --- PSN: Super_Link_Bro/Switch FC: SW-0496-6694-1794 Please let me know if you want to friend me beforehand. <cite>Superlinkbro posted [p:922340100] in I have to ... [t:77737452]...</cite> <quote><cite>tremain07 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Superlinkbro posted...</cite> <quote>It happened. I'm fine although my dick still hurts a bit. No blood. Urine was extremely dark.</quote> Uhh, that is blood</quote> It was because I was severely hydrated.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pikachupwnage 05/26/19 5:23:10 PM #31:	Superlinkbro posted... tremain07 posted... Superlinkbro posted... It happened. I'm fine although my dick still hurts a bit. No blood. Urine was extremely dark. Uhh, that is blood It was because I was severely hydrated. I assume you mean dehydrated? Because excessive hydration makes urine lighter not darker --- https://imgur.com/cfZmEFd Even In sigs FOE! http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/665/328/d75.gif <cite>pikachupwnage posted [p:922402426] in I have to ... [t:77737452]...</cite> <quote><cite>Superlinkbro posted...</cite> <quote><cite>tremain07 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Superlinkbro posted...</cite> <quote>It happened. I'm fine although my dick still hurts a bit. No blood. Urine was extremely dark.</quote> Uhh, that is blood</quote> It was because I was severely hydrated.</quote> I assume you mean dehydrated? Because excessive hydration makes urine lighter not darker</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 05/26/19 5:24:34 PM #32:	Congrats on not losing your penis --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ <cite>Machete posted [p:922402472] in I have to ... [t:77737452]...</cite> <quote>Congrats on not losing your penis</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
yunalenne10 05/26/19 5:55:11 PM #33:	How did you become severely dehydrated, TC? --- "The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it." - Rule 43 <cite>yunalenne10 posted [p:922403465] in I have to ... [t:77737452]...</cite> <quote>How did you become severely dehydrated, TC?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Superlinkbro 05/26/19 10:56:07 PM #34:	yunalenne10 posted... How did you become severely dehydrated, TC? Like I said I panicked when I couldn't pee and I got really scared and didn't drink anything in a fear my bladder would explode eventually. pikachupwnage posted... Superlinkbro posted... tremain07 posted... Superlinkbro posted... It happened. I'm fine although my dick still hurts a bit. No blood. Urine was extremely dark. Uhh, that is blood It was because I was severely hydrated. I assume you mean dehydrated? Because excessive hydration makes urine lighter not darker Yes that's what I meant. Oops --- PSN: Super_Link_Bro/Switch FC: SW-0496-6694-1794 Please let me know if you want to friend me beforehand. <cite>Superlinkbro posted [p:922413990] in I have to ... [t:77737452]...</cite> <quote><cite>yunalenne10 posted...</cite> <quote>How did you become severely dehydrated, TC?</quote> Like I said I panicked when I couldn't pee and I got really scared and didn't drink anything in a fear my bladder would explode eventually. <cite>pikachupwnage posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Superlinkbro posted...</cite> <quote><cite>tremain07 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Superlinkbro posted...</cite> <quote>It happened. I'm fine although my dick still hurts a bit. No blood. Urine was extremely dark.</quote> Uhh, that is blood</quote> It was because I was severely hydrated.</quote> I assume you mean dehydrated? Because excessive hydration makes urine lighter not darker</quote> Yes that's what I meant. Oops</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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