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Two_Dee
06/21/19 4:00:01 PM
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https://imgur.com/PMH9hHx

I would like to charge this bird rent for nesting on our house
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MabusIncarnate
06/21/19 4:01:21 PM
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The rent is the reward of being a part of creation and the successful continuation of that species.
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Kaiganeer
06/21/19 4:02:51 PM
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you can consume the bird as sustenance

it will be his first and last rent payment
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Conception616
06/21/19 4:03:43 PM
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The bird should charge you for hosting its pic on imgur.
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FFVII_REMAKE
06/21/19 4:17:47 PM
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The same way you'd charge water to a whale.
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Shablagoo
06/21/19 4:18:57 PM
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Conception616 posted...
The bird should charge you for hosting its pic on imgur.

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darkphoenix181
06/21/19 4:19:18 PM
#7:


Grab eggs and make breakfast
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Gobstoppers12
06/21/19 4:19:28 PM
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Eat its eggs.
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Jagr_68
06/21/19 4:19:52 PM
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Kaiganeer posted...
you can consume the bird as sustenance

it will be his first and last rent payment


The Perfect Crime
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TroutPaste
06/21/19 4:20:01 PM
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Were_Wyrm
06/21/19 4:20:17 PM
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Two eggs a week sounds reasonable
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