Current Events > Would you shit on your mom's chest for $1 billion?

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pres_madagascar
07/19/19 9:24:35 AM
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Would you? - Results (16 votes)
Yes
68.75% (11 votes)
11
No
31.25% (5 votes)
5
Eh?
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CheekSqueak
07/19/19 9:25:03 AM
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ez
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AloofHermit
07/19/19 9:25:03 AM
#3:


hell yeah
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Awesome
07/19/19 9:25:15 AM
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seriously this board is disgusting
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SquantoZ
07/19/19 9:25:39 AM
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First of all, what the fuck is wrong with you?! This is absolutely disgusting.

Secondly, yes, of course. She'll get several million out of it.
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Touch
07/19/19 9:26:12 AM
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Fuck yeah. I'd take a laxative beforehand if they wanted me to too
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Reverend_Wilson
07/19/19 9:27:36 AM
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Yes. That's freaking weird, but my mother and I would appreciate the money.
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pres_madagascar
07/19/19 9:28:30 AM
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The very first thing I did when they handed me to my mom when I was born, was shit on her chest.
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pikachupwnage
07/19/19 9:28:44 AM
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SquantoZ posted...
First of all, what the fuck is wrong with you?! This is absolutely disgusting.

Secondly, yes, of course. She'll get several million out of it.

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Feline_Heart
07/19/19 9:29:20 AM
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pres_madagascar posted...
The very first thing I did when they handed me to my mom when I was born, was shit on her chest.

How much did they pay you?
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SquantoZ
07/19/19 9:29:24 AM
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pres_madagascar posted...
The very first thing I did when they handed me to my mom when I was born, was shit on her chest.


Are you a billionaire?
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pres_madagascar
07/19/19 9:30:10 AM
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I was a babby. My mom loves to tell the story.

My sister bit my moms nipple partially off.
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Lonestar2000
07/19/19 9:31:04 AM
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Yes and she isn't getting a single cent.
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Feline_Heart
07/19/19 9:31:14 AM
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How did you poop if you hadnt eaten anything yet?
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pres_madagascar
07/19/19 9:37:00 AM
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Feline_Heart posted...
How did you poop if you hadnt eaten anything yet?

Haven't you ever had diarrhea that was like nothing but water?

Like that.
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RescueBC
07/19/19 9:37:20 AM
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She has a large wooden chest in the attic, and frankly, she rarely goes up there. I could easily shit on it without being caught and she may not even discover it for awhile I guess. Its a bit hot up there this time of year though
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Holy_Pumpkin
07/19/19 9:38:47 AM
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she's passed bro so ima say no, but if that weren't the case then yes hell i'd shit on the top of her head too. PFFFFFFTFFPfffttpffpttfffff MAMA WE RICH
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Shablagoo
07/19/19 9:38:52 AM
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RescueBC posted...
She has a large wooden chest in the attic, and frankly, she rarely goes up there. I could easily shit on it without being caught and she may not even discover it for awhile I guess. Its a bit hot up there this time of year though

Presumably you could just clean it up right after.
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pres_madagascar
07/19/19 11:14:15 AM
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nemu
07/19/19 11:20:50 AM
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Yes. Anyone who says no has no attachment whatsoever to money.
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