Current Events > I can't believe it. The 2L bottle of fizzy drink I have has 8,000 calories.

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Sunhawk
07/29/19 1:21:09 PM
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It's fizzy manjo juice.

Do you think I'm interpreting the information correctly? I mean, does that sound (about) right for a 2 litre bottle of fizzy drink?

I had no fucking idea these things were so fattening. I don't drink many a month, but...that would explain why I've been putting on weight. It also explains those fat children you see in the streets, drinking from their latest bottle of fizzy orange / lemonade / whatever.

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Sunhawk
07/29/19 1:23:38 PM
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Does anyone know about this stuff?
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07/29/19 1:24:19 PM
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Giant_Aspirin
07/29/19 1:26:00 PM
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Sunhawk posted...
Do you think I'm interpreting the information correctly?


no.

2L is ~64oz and an 8oz serving of Coke is ~100 calories, so a 2L is ~800 calories. unless your mango soda has ten times the sugar of Coke you did the math wrong.
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Caelthus
07/29/19 1:26:18 PM
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1,500 or so? Sure, I can fathom that. 8,000 though sounds like a grievous mathematical error.
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viewmaster_pi
07/29/19 1:27:06 PM
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you gettin paid to say the word fizzy or what
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solosnake
07/29/19 1:27:09 PM
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Calories are a man made statistic.

There is no basis in reality whatsoever.
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Tryhaptaward
07/29/19 1:27:17 PM
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Hopefully TC isn't in the medical field.
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Giant_Aspirin
07/29/19 1:27:58 PM
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solosnake posted...
Calories are a man made statistic.

There is no basis in reality whatsoever.


um.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calorie
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Sunhawk
07/29/19 1:28:03 PM
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It says 40 kcal per 100ml, and there are 2,000 ml in it. Wouldn't that make it 8,000 calories for the whole bottle?
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AlecSkorpio
07/29/19 1:29:18 PM
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brandunh11
07/29/19 1:29:42 PM
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AlecSkorpio posted...
Lmfao

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Giant_Aspirin
07/29/19 1:30:02 PM
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Sunhawk posted...
It says 40 kcal per 100ml, and there are 2,000 ml in it. Wouldn't that make it 8,000 calories for the whole bottle?


2000 mL per bottle / 100 mL per serving = 20 servings / bottle.

20 servings / bottle * 40 kcal / serving = 800 kcal / bottle
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07/29/19 1:31:36 PM
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Sunhawk
07/29/19 1:31:55 PM
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Well...I guess it doesn't matter that much.
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Romulox28
07/29/19 1:31:59 PM
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Sunhawk posted...
It says 40 kcal per 100ml, and there are 2,000 ml in it. Wouldn't that make it 8,000 calories for the whole bottle?

lol
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ArchiePeck
07/29/19 1:32:19 PM
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Spoiler - 20 x 40 isn't 8000...
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DevsBro
07/29/19 1:32:25 PM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
you gettin paid to say the word fizzy or what

"Fizzy drink" is the local name for Coca-Cola and its competetors in some places, like in some places it's pop and in other places it's soda.

It threw me off when I first heard it but once I got used to it, I liked it lol. Sounds fun and goofy.
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Giant_Aspirin
07/29/19 1:33:12 PM
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Sunhawk posted...
Well...I guess it doesn't matter that much.


yeah only off by a factor of 10. nbd
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Sunhawk
07/29/19 1:34:04 PM
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Uh, a kcal is 1,000 calories.
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Lorthremar
07/29/19 1:34:54 PM
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holy shit imagine actually being Sunhawk
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PleaseClap
07/29/19 1:35:38 PM
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Oh dear
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Giant_Aspirin
07/29/19 1:35:50 PM
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Sunhawk posted...
Uh, a kcal is 1,000 calories.


yes. but you're still off by a factor of 10 with your math.
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Sunhawk
07/29/19 1:35:58 PM
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Come to think of it, it was 4kcal.

But is 8,000 calories realistic for a product like this?

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Alpha218
07/29/19 1:36:17 PM
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I cant believe it either
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AlecSkorpio
07/29/19 1:36:31 PM
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Sunhawk posted...
Uh, a kcal is 1,000 calories.


Lmfao
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NES4EVER
07/29/19 1:36:32 PM
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Sunhawk posted...
Uh, a kcal is 1,000 calories.


Are you sure this isnt a 2 liter tub of mayonnaise or something? No way does soda have 8k calories.
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DezDroppedFreak
07/29/19 1:38:03 PM
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Sunhawk posted...
Uh, a kcal is 1,000 calories.


calorie intake is measured in kcal

The labels are kcal
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Giant_Aspirin
07/29/19 1:38:03 PM
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NES4EVER posted...
Sunhawk posted...
Uh, a kcal is 1,000 calories.


Are you sure this isnt a 2 liter tub of mayonnaise or something? No way does soda have 8k calories.


it doesn't. it has roughly 800. in America we typically count Calories, which is equivalent to 1000 calories, or 1 kcal
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ArchiePeck
07/29/19 1:38:27 PM
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Lorthremar posted...
holy shit imagine actually being Sunhawk


Like, I know his reading/writing comprehension is pretty substandard, but you'd think he'd cope with some mathematics
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Sunhawk
07/29/19 1:40:51 PM
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I have the bottle with me RIGHT NOW!

It says there are 4kcal per 100ml, and since it's a 2l bottle, that means you multiply 4kcal by 20, which is 80kcal. But...doesn't that much it 80,000 calories in the bottle? Wtf is going on?

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teepan95
07/29/19 1:41:56 PM
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1 Calorie is 1000 calories
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DezDroppedFreak
07/29/19 1:42:16 PM
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Once again

DezDroppedFreak posted...
Sunhawk posted...
Uh, a kcal is 1,000 calories.


calorie intake is measured in kcal

The labels are kcal

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Alpha218
07/29/19 1:43:38 PM
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No fucking way
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PleaseClap
07/29/19 1:43:55 PM
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Alpha218 posted...
No fucking way

First time in a sunhawk topic?
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Giant_Aspirin
07/29/19 1:44:20 PM
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so you're extending your gimmick to be dense about things in general, not just social constructs?
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Alpha218
07/29/19 1:44:45 PM
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PleaseClap posted...
Alpha218 posted...
No fucking way

First time in a sunhawk topic?

Please, Ive been in so many Sunhawk topics that he once labeled me enemy of CE
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Sunhawk
07/29/19 1:45:25 PM
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I have the bottle with me, and that's exactly what it says. How can a bottle of juice have 80,000 calories in it? Is it possible that mango is some kind of superfruit, and thus destroys your body much quicker than, say, something made with apples would?
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DezDroppedFreak
07/29/19 1:45:59 PM
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Im done
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konokonohamaru
07/29/19 1:47:10 PM
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Sunhawk posted...
It says 40 kcal per 100ml, and there are 2,000 ml in it. Wouldn't that make it 8,000 calories for the whole bottle?


lol a kcal is a Calorie
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PleaseClap
07/29/19 1:47:22 PM
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@DezDroppedFreak posted...
Im done

idk, maybe he does actually have a bottle of liquid uranium on him and he's reading it correctly
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stone
07/29/19 1:47:56 PM
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Sunhawk posted...
I have the bottle with me, and that's exactly what it says. How can a bottle of juice have 80,000 calories in it? Is it possible that mango is some kind of superfruit, and thus destroys your body much quicker than, say, something made with apples would?

Or maybe, just maybe, you're really bad at reading and math.
But sure, let's go with the super fruit thing.
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MC_BatCommander
07/29/19 1:48:05 PM
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Lmao this is better than the smart phone charger thing
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teepan95
07/29/19 1:48:47 PM
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Honestly, imperial units are such bullshit

Just use SI like a normal person
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PleaseClap
07/29/19 1:49:17 PM
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teepan95 posted...
Honestly, imperial units are such bullshit

Just use SI like a normal person

get outta here, commie!
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teepan95
07/29/19 1:50:13 PM
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PleaseClap posted...
teepan95 posted...
Honestly, imperial units are such bullshit

Just use SI like a normal person

get outta here, commie!

fkees
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uwnim
07/29/19 1:51:33 PM
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teepan95 posted...
Honestly, imperial units are such bullshit

Just use SI like a normal person

I don't like measuring my food in joules though.
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Sunhawk
07/29/19 1:51:43 PM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
Lmao this is better than the smart phone charger thing


Hehe. To be fair, it wouldn't fit any electrical socket I tried it in. It wasn't my fault. At least I basically understand how to use a smart phone now.

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Error1355
07/29/19 1:52:23 PM
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2L bottle of pop has a lot of calories.

News at 11.
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Sunhawk
07/29/19 1:53:22 PM
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Error1355 posted...
2L bottle of pop has a lot of calories.

News at 11.


So...you're backing me up, Error?

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