Current Events > Man, I feel like I haven't seen an account suicide in years >_>

(+) Yeah! (+)

Back in prime CE, I'd see one at least every 1-2 weeks. Now the well's been dry. No one posts tons of porn or funny shit anymore when they want to close their account so they can selflessly entertain everyone. Now they just do it the boring way via the close option.

What happened to you CE? >_>
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we got older
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Considering serpounce posted a b unch of porn and only got a purg, I'd wager sucides are no more
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...

Considering serpounce posted a b unch of porn and only got a purg, I'd wager sucides are no more

That's even better. Then you can just come back to life and do it again if you want lol
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Monkhood posted...

we got older

More like I value my account.

If I had a reason to melt down and post a huge slate of porn and ROM sites I would take it but I don't see getting banned as more worthwhile than keeping this account open.

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We need a good ol rotten cat fucker once in awhile
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I mean, I get that too. idk why anyone wouldn't just leave their account alone if they're gonna leave the site. But if they're dead set on closing their account, might as well go balls out >_>
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The last account suicides were the ones posting like anime bestiality. Thanks to him I had to set my settings to only show links and not the actual pics.

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NeonOctopus posted...

I mean, I get that too. idk why anyone wouldn't just leave their account alone if they're gonna leave the site. But if they're dead set on closing their account, might as well go balls out >_>

I share that sentiment. It's not like GameFAQs is your place of employment where you want to leave on good terms. If you want to go out, have some fun on the way down.

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I just assumed I've been missing the fun.

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what do you mean? certain people suicide like 12 accounts a week. they just do it by being racist, homophobic assholes instead of posting porn or gore.
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There's also the fact that more people tend to suyicide on the gaming boards since by default images are embedded so it's easier to reach more people.
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thronedfire2 posted...

what do you mean? certain people suicide like 12 accounts a week. they just do it by being racist, homophobic assholes instead of posting porn or gore.

Sadly those are genuine.

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Conflict posted...

We've had a guy post goatse and get a 7-day purgatory. Allen is just incompetent

Well then get off the fucking site already.

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Conflict posted...

We've had a guy post goatse and get a 7-day purgatory. Allen is just incompetent

lol yeah this too

he tried and they were just like "oh no you can stay"
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Oh you know I would but I can't say anything that would be perceived as a threat because snowflake rules.

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Remember that dude that would constantly suicide by posting that...raccoon
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Touch posted...

Remember that dude that would constantly suicide by posting that...raccoon

lol, I'm pretty sure that was taxidermied, which makes it funny.

i don't think that's a real alive raccoon >_>
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I think a guy posted his own butthole maybe half a year ago? That's the only one I've been lucky enough to see. Oh yeah and dickfingers
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Older accounts tend to be ban proof.
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There was just a "suicide" like 3 days ago, except the user only got purg'd.

He was the one posting porn pics with Donald Trump, Hillary, Bernie, etc.