Poll of the Day > How do you bang the toilet paper in your home?

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weeb98
08/10/19 9:42:24 PM
#1:


over the roll?
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Sarcasthma
08/10/19 9:44:03 PM
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uhhhhhh...
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mooreandrew58
08/10/19 9:44:19 PM
#3:


I try to not bang the toilet paper.

In all seriousness though i have cats so my answer should be obvious.
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ChronxDaHemphog
08/10/19 9:44:40 PM
#4:


Through the hole.
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LinkPizza
08/10/19 9:46:29 PM
#5:


Well, to do the tube test, I think you are suppose to go in soft, then get hard while it's in. It's been a while, but there was a whole topic on another board...
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Aaantlion
08/10/19 9:49:03 PM
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mooreandrew58 posted...
I try to not bang the toilet paper.

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argonautweakend
08/10/19 9:51:20 PM
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I have no idea how its hung, and when I do hang it it goes whatever way.

This toilet paper thing is something I don't get. why do people care? why is it a question being asked in the poll?
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LinkPizza
08/10/19 9:52:13 PM
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argonautweakend posted...
I have no idea how its hung, and when I do hang it it goes whatever way.

This toilet paper thing is something I don't get. why do people care? why is it a question being asked in the poll?

Because other people care...
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Mead
08/10/19 9:52:13 PM
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ChronxDaHemphog posted...
Through the hole.



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argonautweakend
08/10/19 10:16:03 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
Because other people care...


sure, but i never understood why people care
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Mead
08/10/19 10:19:14 PM
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argonautweakend posted...
sure, but i never understood why people care


Cause we do

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mooreandrew58
08/10/19 10:20:59 PM
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I only care in my house. Idc what others do. But do it the wrong way and the cats would have it all over the place
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wwinterj25
08/10/19 11:12:27 PM
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I don't.
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Smarkil
08/10/19 11:46:09 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
Well, to do the tube test, I think you are suppose to go in soft, then get hard while it's in. It's been a while, but there was a whole topic on another board...


why would you do that? I thought the test was to figure out if your dick could fit in it at all
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LinkPizza
08/11/19 4:05:41 AM
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Smarkil posted...
LinkPizza posted...
Well, to do the tube test, I think you are suppose to go in soft, then get hard while it's in. It's been a while, but there was a whole topic on another board...


why would you do that? I thought the test was to figure out if your dick could fit in it at all

From what I heard, it has to be tight on your dick when you get hard. But it would most likely be too hard to go in when hard. So, you stick it in soft, then get hard to see if it feels tight...
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dvdjedi
08/11/19 6:40:11 AM
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Toilet paper is used for cleanup after the banging.
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ASlaveObeys
08/11/19 8:40:03 AM
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I'm too thick can't fit through the hole.
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Lil_Bit83
08/11/19 9:48:53 AM
#18:


I hang it. I don't bang it.
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trodi_911
08/11/19 10:15:59 AM
#19:


I wrap the toilet paper around my penis a few times to get a nice soft wrapping but also enough to ensure it doesn't fall off if I rip a layer or two and start going at it furiously.
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LinkPizza
08/11/19 12:03:26 PM
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ASlaveObeys posted...
I'm too thick can't fit through the hole.

Flaccid? And what brand?
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KeijiMaedaTiger
08/11/19 12:29:20 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
ASlaveObeys posted...
I'm too thick can't fit through the hole.

Flaccid? And what brand?


Thirsty much? Just kidding, but it had to be said.
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gguirao
08/11/19 1:02:33 PM
#22:


Over the roll with the flap in the front.
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LinkPizza
08/11/19 1:39:03 PM
#23:


gguirao posted...
Over the roll with the flap in the front.

I think if the flap was in the back, it would be considered under...
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bulbinking
08/11/19 2:44:00 PM
#24:


ChronxDaHemphog posted...
Through the hole.


Its too small.

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ASlaveObeys
08/11/19 2:55:47 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
ASlaveObeys posted...
I'm too thick can't fit through the hole.

Flaccid? And what brand?

uhh since when are we banging things flaccid?
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LinkPizza
08/11/19 3:06:35 PM
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ASlaveObeys posted...
LinkPizza posted...
ASlaveObeys posted...
I'm too thick can't fit through the hole.

Flaccid? And what brand?

uhh since when are we banging things flaccid?

Ah. See. I'm talking about the tube test...
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ClarkDuke
08/11/19 4:00:37 PM
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i don't, being too big - but i think I'd fancy myself, a paper towel guy, ok?
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ASlaveObeys
08/11/19 4:52:28 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
ASlaveObeys posted...
LinkPizza posted...
ASlaveObeys posted...
I'm too thick can't fit through the hole.

Flaccid? And what brand?

uhh since when are we banging things flaccid?

Ah. See. I'm talking about the tube test...

why would you do the tube test flaccid? I guess i don't get why flaccid size matters at all? I've never really thought about that
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LinkPizza
08/11/19 6:45:08 PM
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ASlaveObeys posted...
LinkPizza posted...
ASlaveObeys posted...
LinkPizza posted...
ASlaveObeys posted...
I'm too thick can't fit through the hole.

Flaccid? And what brand?

uhh since when are we banging things flaccid?

Ah. See. I'm talking about the tube test...

why would you do the tube test flaccid? I guess i don't get why flaccid size matters at all? I've never really thought about that

To do the test tube challenge, you enter the tube flaccid, then get hard while it's in.
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ASlaveObeys
08/11/19 7:49:12 PM
#30:


why though? Why not get hard and see if you can or can't fit? I am so confused.
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Lobomoon
08/11/19 7:58:00 PM
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bulbinking posted...
ChronxDaHemphog posted...
Through the hole.


Its too small.


The hole or the thing?
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LinkPizza
08/11/19 8:58:50 PM
#32:


ASlaveObeys posted...
why though? Why not get hard and see if you can or can't fit? I am so confused.

Because I think the average dick shouldn't be able to go in hard. Like when you tried. So, you go in soft and get hard. If it feel tight around your dick, you pass the test. Though, things get a little weird because different brands are different sizes...

In the end, I don't make the test, rules, or instructions. I just know them...
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ASlaveObeys
08/11/19 9:00:28 PM
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i don't follow the logic. If it's too big to get in... it's going to be tight when you get hard in it too. nothing changes there.
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LinkPizza
08/11/19 9:02:03 PM
#34:


ASlaveObeys posted...
i don't follow the logic. If it's too big to get in... it's going to be tight when you get hard in it too. nothing changes there.

Probably. I'm just telling you the rules of how it's suppose to work. That's how the rules were written. That being said, it's depends on the head. Maybe you have a mushroom head to big to fit in. But the rest of the penis is skinny. Or skinnier. That might be why they want you to go in flaccid. They have those rules for a reason... Not being able to fit the head even though the rest is skinny is cheating. Apparently, females and male bottoms want the whole penis to be thick. Not just a giant head and skinny shaft that does nothing for them... according to the other board...
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ASlaveObeys
08/11/19 9:05:36 PM
#35:


Google is suggesting you get hard first. I don't know...
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LinkPizza
08/11/19 9:09:39 PM
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ASlaveObeys posted...
Google is suggesting you get hard first. I don't know...

I'm juts telling you what the sex board said...
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Lobomoon
08/11/19 9:11:11 PM
#37:


LinkPizza posted...
ASlaveObeys posted...
LinkPizza posted...
ASlaveObeys posted...
LinkPizza posted...
ASlaveObeys posted...
I'm too thick can't fit through the hole.

Flaccid? And what brand?

uhh since when are we banging things flaccid?

Ah. See. I'm talking about the tube test...

why would you do the tube test flaccid? I guess i don't get why flaccid size matters at all? I've never really thought about that

To do the test tube challenge, you enter the tube flaccid, then get hard while it's in.


You just thumb it in.
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ASlaveObeys
08/11/19 9:12:43 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
ASlaveObeys posted...
Google is suggesting you get hard first. I don't know...

I'm juts telling you what the sex board said...

they didn't cite their source. I have to disagree.
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LinkPizza
08/11/19 9:14:08 PM
#39:


LinkPizza posted...
ASlaveObeys posted...
Google is suggesting you get hard first. I don't know...

I'm juts telling you what the sex board said...

Also, there would be a lot of people who couldn't do it. I can't say for sure, but it seemed that lots of guys were having a hard time fitting it in hard. Plus, they say it's suppose to feel tight. Which would be hard to tell if you couldn't get it in. Or if the head was to big. Penises sometimes also have a curve. It's make more logical sense to put it in flaccid and get hard. That way, mostly everyone can actually participate...
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Smarkil
08/11/19 11:25:12 PM
#40:


LinkPizza posted...
Also, there would be a lot of people who couldn't do it. I can't say for sure, but it seemed that lots of guys were having a hard time fitting it in hard. Plus, they say it's suppose to feel tight. Which would be hard to tell if you couldn't get it in. Or if the head was to big. Penises sometimes also have a curve. It's make more logical sense to put it in flaccid and get hard. That way, mostly everyone can actually participate...


what are we actually participating in here? is it not a literal dick measuring contest?
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LinkPizza
08/11/19 11:31:28 PM
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Smarkil posted...
LinkPizza posted...
Also, there would be a lot of people who couldn't do it. I can't say for sure, but it seemed that lots of guys were having a hard time fitting it in hard. Plus, they say it's suppose to feel tight. Which would be hard to tell if you couldn't get it in. Or if the head was to big. Penises sometimes also have a curve. It's make more logical sense to put it in flaccid and get hard. That way, mostly everyone can actually participate...


what are we actually participating in here? is it not a literal dick measuring contest?

It basically is. Though, it's not so much competing with exact measurements. It two components that you can rate. Length and girth. For length, then say if you don't go all the way through, too short. Going through with about 2 centimeters out is average, & 4 centimeter good. I don't remember anything about 15 centimeters out. Then the girth check. Which is based on how tight it is around it. If it's not tight, you're too thin. Tight is good. And too tight is best. Or too tight to get it in flaccid is the best. Idk. I would have to look it up again. But yes. It's basically a dick measuring contest...
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Lobomoon
08/12/19 6:45:16 PM
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Hey, guys, how do you turn on a lightsaber?

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