Poll of the Day > It is actual Muppets canon that Kermit the Frog, in some way, caused 9/11.
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Jen0125 08/26/19 3:51:27 PM #1: |
It is actual Muppets canon that Kermit the Frog, in some way, had a role in bringing down the Twin Towers in the terror attacks of September 11, 2001.
In a Muppets Christmas film released in late 2002, Kermit is shown a glimpse of what New York City might look like if he had never been born. Among the scenery of this alternate reality NYC, we find none other than the Twin Towers proudly standing in the background. They were, of course, long destroyed in Kermit's normal reality. And yet, in the world without Kermit, the war on terror is missing its powder keg spark. Who would've thought that green piece of fuck could kermit a terror attack on US soil, but there it stands unimpeachable... We have concrete, canon proof of involvement. Why the world hasn't stopped and asked further questions is only further proof of a media cabal keeping this conversation away from the masses. The Twin Towers would still be standing if it weren't for Kermit the Frog. Al Qaeda was the puppet this time, and Kermit the hand within. --- https://imgur.com/4ihiyS2 "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mead 08/26/19 3:53:36 PM #2: |
that fucker
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ClarkDuke 08/26/19 3:55:28 PM #3: |
might i also point out, muslims don't eat pork, food for thought, ok?
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Mead 08/26/19 3:57:17 PM #4: |
ClarkDuke posted...
might i also point out, muslims don't eat pork, food for thought, ok? Lmao --- More malicious than mischievous ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheWorstPoster 08/26/19 4:43:37 PM #5: |
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EvilMegas 08/26/19 5:42:00 PM #6: |
Lokarin?
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Krazy_Kirby 08/26/19 8:03:17 PM #7: |
or, kermit made someone so mad they attacked.
with no kermit, there was no rage --- Kill From The Shadows. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiot ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jen0125 08/26/19 8:08:05 PM #8: |
EvilMegas posted...
Lokarin? Lmao --- https://imgur.com/4ihiyS2 "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Firewood18 08/26/19 8:19:14 PM #9: |
The Osama Bin Rainbow Connection.
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ParanoidObsessive 08/26/19 9:02:43 PM #10: |
TheWorstPoster posted...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bert_is_Evil Came in to post this. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ClarkDuke 08/26/19 9:12:02 PM #11: |
TheWorstPoster posted...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bert_is_Evil no, but i remember you in tighty whiteys, ok? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Broken_Zeus 08/26/19 9:56:25 PM #12: |
Jen0125 posted...
The Twin Towers would still be standing if it weren't for Kermit the Frog. Al Qaeda was the puppet this time, and Kermit the hand within. Bin Laden didn't blow up the projects, it was you, ribbit, tell the truth, ribbit. Kermit knocked down the towers. Tell the truth, ribbit. Kermit knocked down the towers. ParanoidObsessive posted... TheWorstPoster posted...https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bert_is_Evil Well, this just made my day:  tbh, I think I never saw the meme when it first came out. --- Gamefaqs cannot handle my #BrokenBrilliance ... Copied to Clipboard!
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