Poll of the Day > I have been farting up a storm this morning.

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DirtBasedSoap 10/04/19 12:26:36 PM #1:	I pray this stops before work --- I'm thinkin' about starting a corporation. WHO'S WITH ME? <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:928327843] in I have bee... [t:78062787]...</cite> <quote>I pray this stops before work </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 10/04/19 12:52:02 PM #2:	Ive heard broccoli and egg burritos can cure such an affliction, try that --- More malicious than mischievous <cite>Mead posted [p:928328896] in I have bee... [t:78062787]...</cite> <quote>Ive heard broccoli and egg burritos can cure such an affliction, try that</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bugmeat 10/04/19 1:12:02 PM #3:	I hope you have someone to share them with. Farts are always best when shared with the people that you love, the people that you hate or even people that you don't know. Last week my girlfriend made a pot of beans. I at them for three days and was farting like a madman the entire time. I got to share them with friends, family and coworkers. My girlfriend got tired of it threw what was left of the beans away. I pretended to be upset. But I needed a break from all the farting anyway. --- "Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell." <cite>Bugmeat posted [p:928329731] in I have bee... [t:78062787]...</cite> <quote>I hope you have someone to share them with. Farts are always best when shared with the people that you love, the people that you hate or even people that you don't know. Last week my girlfriend made a pot of beans. I at them for three days and was farting like a madman the entire time. I got to share them with friends, family and coworkers. My girlfriend got tired of it threw what was left of the beans away. I pretended to be upset. But I needed a break from all the farting anyway. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 10/04/19 6:19:51 PM #4:	So far today I've eaten 190% of the recommended daily value of fiber. I'm gonna poo like a buffalo. --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:928342788] in I have bee... [t:78062787]...</cite> <quote>So far today I've eaten 190% of the recommended daily value of fiber. I'm gonna poo like a buffalo.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darcandkharg31 10/04/19 6:22:51 PM #5:	Wolf Tail butt plug --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. <cite>darcandkharg31 posted [p:928342907] in I have bee... [t:78062787]...</cite> <quote>Wolf Tail butt plug</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirtBasedSoap 10/04/19 6:39:58 PM #6:	captpackrat posted... So far today I've eaten 190% of the recommended daily value of fiber. I'm gonna poo like a buffalo. you know I look like a woman but I SHIT like a buffalo i hope someone gets my amazing dead weather reference --- I'm thinkin' about starting a corporation. WHO'S WITH ME? <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:928343559] in I have bee... [t:78062787]...</cite> <quote>captpackrat posted... </cite> <quote>So far today I've eaten 190% of the recommended daily value of fiber. I'm gonna poo like a buffalo.</quote>you know I look like a woman but I SHIT like a buffalo i hope someone gets my amazing dead weather reference </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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