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Touch 10/28/19 8:42:41 AM #1: |
Wed accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that).
Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says Im so sorry, but wed like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and well gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal youd like while youre in town. My sister and cousin were both like Yeah thats cool. and I kind of played the asshole a bit. Im sorry, I just dont understand. Weve been here for 15 minutes - weve just ordered. Cant we finish our meal here? Then out of nowhere Shawn Michaels shows up next to the manager and says Paul, these guys can finish. Well be at the bar. I got some time. And I (being a big HBK fan) said Oh wow, uh I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table. Shawn was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Shawn Michaels and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk 10/28/19 8:43:51 AM #2: |
I just came in after reading the title and not the post
I apologize for you having to meet one of the most garbage tier human beings in existence. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shablagoo 10/28/19 8:44:24 AM #3: |
Was this while he was married?
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The Top Crusader 10/28/19 8:46:17 AM #4: |
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Solid Sonic 10/28/19 8:46:32 AM #5: |
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
I just came in after reading the title and not the post HEY, everyone deserves a second chance. --- Tell me how you feel upon learning that I write MLP fanfiction. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Caution998 10/28/19 8:49:19 AM #6: |
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quinfordmac 10/28/19 8:55:14 AM #7: |
quality shitpost
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PokemonExpert44 10/28/19 8:56:11 AM #8: |
Tc = b777777
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I Like Toast 10/28/19 8:57:57 AM #9: |
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
I just came in after reading the title and not the postYou're shawn Michaels? --- If you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all ... Copied to Clipboard!
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rexcrk 10/28/19 8:59:26 AM #10: |
Who?
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Touch 10/28/19 9:02:54 AM #11: |
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Shablagoo 10/28/19 9:52:23 AM #12: |
rmao Toast just rekt bru
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Trigg3rH4ppy 10/28/19 9:55:46 AM #13: |
I know op is bullshit but my stepdad took me to a local show at state college as a kid and I saw kane without his mask before that was a thing eating with the hardy boys at a denny's in town after the event. Really cool but that's when I realized wrestling absolutely wasnt real because I think they were feuding in the show at the time.
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smoke_break 10/28/19 9:58:20 AM #14: |
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shadowfan 10/28/19 10:10:43 AM #15: |
Caution998 posted...
this happened. This, but unironically ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hayame Zero 10/28/19 10:12:25 AM #16: |
Classic pasta.
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SauI_Goodman 10/28/19 10:18:37 AM #17: |
was this before or after he became a christian? because pre-christian shawn would have flipped. cause he was a major d-bag. and he'll be the first to admit it.
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MrKapowski 10/28/19 10:22:26 AM #18: |
Came in expecting TC to get table slammed.
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Touch 10/28/19 11:20:58 AM #19: |
SauI_Goodman posted...
was this before or after he became a christian? because pre-christian shawn would have flipped. cause he was a major d-bag. and he'll be the first to admit it. I think when he found Christianity. Kept screaming "OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD" --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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