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UnfairRepresent
11/10/19 3:55:02 AM
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Aliens from beyond the moon are invading Earth in force and they have a huge advantage, any time they are in close proximity to a male human, the human explodes. Not women however.

Fortunately for Earth, due to a fleeing prisoner refugee from another planet the aliens conquered, we are now aware of the incoming invasion and their ability. Although we don't understand the science behind how it works.

As such Earth would have had time to prepare but all of out land, air and sea forces must either be female or drones.

Men can still be involved in like tactical planning and tech support but they can't be boots on the ground. engage in combat or be at risk of close proximity to the aliens, they have to hide underground and shit.

https://i.imgur.com/6tt8f0s.jpg

Assuming the governments believed the threat, what would happen?

How effective would the combined military force of Earth be in this scenario?

What would be the best way to minimize all possible contact between male humans the invading aliens?

What would you do in this scenario?
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Mr_Rian
11/10/19 3:58:46 AM
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The aliens easily overwhelm all of humanity even if they didn't have this power, because their technology is vastly superior to ours in every way.
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snowman9267
11/10/19 3:58:47 AM
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UnfairRepresent
11/10/19 4:00:28 AM
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Mr_Rian posted...
The aliens easily overwhelm all of humanity even if they didn't have this power, because their technology is vastly superior to ours in every way.

Hell of an assumption to make
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Smashingpmkns
11/10/19 4:04:44 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Mr_Rian posted...
The aliens easily overwhelm all of humanity even if they didn't have this power, because their technology is vastly superior to ours in every way.

Hell of an assumption to make


If they're able to invade earth, come from beyond the moon, and have conquered other planets than their technology shits all over ours lol
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UnfairRepresent
11/10/19 4:08:54 AM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Mr_Rian posted...
The aliens easily overwhelm all of humanity even if they didn't have this power, because their technology is vastly superior to ours in every way.

Hell of an assumption to make


If they're able to invade earth, come from beyond the moon, and have conquered other planets than their technology shits all over ours lol

That feels like an assumption to me.

Only reasonable assumption would be they have better spaceflight technology and even that is assuming they use technology and don't have some kind of natural biological ability to travel.

But beyond that going "Well we can't do that, therefore if they were the same as us they'd be more advanced at everything!" is forgetting that they are aliens, not us.
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Smashingpmkns
11/10/19 4:13:11 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Smashingpmkns posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Mr_Rian posted...
The aliens easily overwhelm all of humanity even if they didn't have this power, because their technology is vastly superior to ours in every way.

Hell of an assumption to make


If they're able to invade earth, come from beyond the moon, and have conquered other planets than their technology shits all over ours lol

That feels like an assumption to me.

Only reasonable assumption would be they have better spaceflight technology and even that is assuming they use technology and don't have some kind of natural biological ability to travel.

But beyond that going "Well we can't do that, therefore if they were the same as us they'd be more advanced at everything!" is forgetting that they are aliens, not us.


You said they conquered other planets that other aliens inhabited lol
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UnfairRepresent
11/10/19 4:15:12 AM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Smashingpmkns posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Mr_Rian posted...
The aliens easily overwhelm all of humanity even if they didn't have this power, because their technology is vastly superior to ours in every way.

Hell of an assumption to make


If they're able to invade earth, come from beyond the moon, and have conquered other planets than their technology shits all over ours lol

That feels like an assumption to me.

Only reasonable assumption would be they have better spaceflight technology and even that is assuming they use technology and don't have some kind of natural biological ability to travel.

But beyond that going "Well we can't do that, therefore if they were the same as us they'd be more advanced at everything!" is forgetting that they are aliens, not us.


You said they conquered other planets that other aliens inhabited lol


At least one sure.

But that was because all the males exploded and they had no warning.

Hell there is a good chance the entire alien invasion stratergy is based on close combat because they are so used to overwhelming the opponent.

When was the last time humans battled by getting two groups in a big field and charging at each other? If that's the case they are considerably less advanced than us.

When it comes to aliens you can't assume these things. These aliens might not even have Peanut Butter.
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MwarriorHiei
11/10/19 4:18:20 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Smashingpmkns posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Mr_Rian posted...
The aliens easily overwhelm all of humanity even if they didn't have this power, because their technology is vastly superior to ours in every way.

Hell of an assumption to make


If they're able to invade earth, come from beyond the moon, and have conquered other planets than their technology shits all over ours lol

That feels like an assumption to me.

Only reasonable assumption would be they have better spaceflight technology and even that is assuming they use technology and don't have some kind of natural biological ability to travel.

But beyond that going "Well we can't do that, therefore if they were the same as us they'd be more advanced at everything!" is forgetting that they are aliens, not us.

any civilization that has mastered space travel to the point that they can conquer other planets will be vastly superior to us. no exceptions. the gap in technology will be insurmountable and we will instantly lose.

if they have some natural biological ability to travel, then they would still have us beat purely on their survivability. their bodies would be near impervious due to being able to survive in the vacuum of space, at near absolute zero, while being constantly bombarded by cosmic rays.
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GoodOlJr
11/10/19 4:19:38 AM
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For the record women are physically weaker than men

This hypothetical though, wed probably fare bad? But its a silly question

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viewmaster_pi
11/10/19 4:20:37 AM
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how far beyond the moon? like, a few miles?

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ChrisTaka
11/10/19 4:22:02 AM
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We'd die instantly, Aliens are the superior race and we must accept that
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UnfairRepresent
11/10/19 4:22:33 AM
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MwarriorHiei posted...

any civilization that has mastered space travel to the point that they can conquer other planets will be vastly superior to us. no exceptions.

This is a giant egocentric assumption
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Smashingpmkns
11/10/19 4:23:55 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Smashingpmkns posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Smashingpmkns posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Mr_Rian posted...
The aliens easily overwhelm all of humanity even if they didn't have this power, because their technology is vastly superior to ours in every way.

Hell of an assumption to make


If they're able to invade earth, come from beyond the moon, and have conquered other planets than their technology shits all over ours lol

That feels like an assumption to me.

Only reasonable assumption would be they have better spaceflight technology and even that is assuming they use technology and don't have some kind of natural biological ability to travel.

But beyond that going "Well we can't do that, therefore if they were the same as us they'd be more advanced at everything!" is forgetting that they are aliens, not us.


You said they conquered other planets that other aliens inhabited lol


At least one sure.

But that was because all the males exploded and they had no warning.

Hell there is a good chance the entire alien invasion stratergy is based on close combat because they are so used to overwhelming the opponent.

When was the last time humans battled by getting two groups in a big field and charging at each other? If that's the case they are considerably less advanced than us.

When it comes to aliens you can't assume these things. These aliens might not even have Peanut Butter.


Sounds like you're the one making irrational assumptions lol
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ArchiePeck
11/10/19 4:25:48 AM
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More than likely, any alien species would just colonize us as slaves and take our resources. It's just a large scale version of white Europeans exploring the world hundreds of years ago!
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Kitt
11/10/19 4:32:35 AM
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This topic is basically...

Everyone With Common: Any civilization that mastered space travel and have conquered other planets have way more advanced technology than us, therefore they have a big advantage against us. Especially if almost half of our population is useless against them.

Unfair: That's an assumption.


It's okay to admit to being wrong, bud lol
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MabusIncarnate
11/10/19 4:34:46 AM
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TC is growing on me here lately

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UnfairRepresent
11/10/19 4:41:25 AM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Smashingpmkns posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Smashingpmkns posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Mr_Rian posted...
The aliens easily overwhelm all of humanity even if they didn't have this power, because their technology is vastly superior to ours in every way.

Hell of an assumption to make


If they're able to invade earth, come from beyond the moon, and have conquered other planets than their technology shits all over ours lol

That feels like an assumption to me.

Only reasonable assumption would be they have better spaceflight technology and even that is assuming they use technology and don't have some kind of natural biological ability to travel.

But beyond that going "Well we can't do that, therefore if they were the same as us they'd be more advanced at everything!" is forgetting that they are aliens, not us.


You said they conquered other planets that other aliens inhabited lol


At least one sure.

But that was because all the males exploded and they had no warning.

Hell there is a good chance the entire alien invasion stratergy is based on close combat because they are so used to overwhelming the opponent.

When was the last time humans battled by getting two groups in a big field and charging at each other? If that's the case they are considerably less advanced than us.

When it comes to aliens you can't assume these things. These aliens might not even have Peanut Butter.


Sounds like you're the one making irrational assumptions lol

"You're making assumptions "
"No u!"

it's like talking to a religious 12 year old
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Smashingpmkns
11/10/19 4:43:42 AM
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No need to get upset. You're just wrong here doodie.
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AmyRobach
11/10/19 4:45:53 AM
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UnfairRepresent
11/10/19 4:56:38 AM
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Kitt posted...
This topic is basically...

Everyone With Common: Any civilization that mastered space travel and have conquered other planets have way more advanced technology than us, therefore they have a big advantage against us. Especially if almost half of our population is useless against them.

Unfair: That's an assumption.


It's okay to admit to being wrong, bud lol


Except those are literally assumptions

For starters we only know of one other planet they conquered

We dont know that they have mastered space travel

We dont know they have more advanced technology than us

We know they are coming, we know they make males explode and we know they conquered one other planet that they caught off guard and made the makes explode

That paragraph is all we know. Assuming humans lose by default is just that, an assumption

Egotistical too "if they were identical to humans but more advanced they would be more advanced than humans "

but they are aliens. Think beyond your narrow view.
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vigorm0rtis
11/10/19 5:02:46 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Except those are literally assumptions

For starters we only know of one other planet they conquered

We dont know that they have mastered space travel

We dont know they have more advanced technology than us


They got here somehow. Space travel is the least advanced option. If they just "wound up here" it wouldn't be an "invasion."

On topic, it doesn't matter, we'd be fucked.

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Kitt
11/10/19 5:08:31 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Kitt posted...
This topic is basically...

Everyone With Common: Any civilization that mastered space travel and have conquered other planets have way more advanced technology than us, therefore they have a big advantage against us. Especially if almost half of our population is useless against them.

Unfair: That's an assumption.


It's okay to admit to being wrong, bud lol


Except those are literally assumptions

Including everything you say? This is a hypothetical after all Lmao
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UnfairRepresent
11/10/19 5:11:23 AM
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Kitt posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Kitt posted...
This topic is basically...

Everyone With Common: Any civilization that mastered space travel and have conquered other planets have way more advanced technology than us, therefore they have a big advantage against us. Especially if almost half of our population is useless against them.

Unfair: That's an assumption.


It's okay to admit to being wrong, bud lol


Except those are literally assumptions

Including everything you say? o


What a dumb post

you literally edited out the part of that post which talks about facts and then ask what isnt an assumption.
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Kitt
11/10/19 5:14:06 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Kitt posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Kitt posted...
This topic is basically...

Everyone With Common: Any civilization that mastered space travel and have conquered other planets have way more advanced technology than us, therefore they have a big advantage against us. Especially if almost half of our population is useless against them.

Unfair: That's an assumption.


It's okay to admit to being wrong, bud lol


Except those are literally assumptions

Including everything you say? o


What a dumb post

I guess I have to take your word on that. You'd know more than anybody about making dumb posts.
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UnfairRepresent
11/10/19 5:17:38 AM
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Kitt posted...
. You'd know more than anybody

Sure do.

Thanks for the compliment
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Kitt
11/10/19 5:20:23 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Kitt posted...
. You'd know more than anybody

Sure do.

At least you're honest about your dumb posting habits. I can respect that.
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MwarriorHiei
11/10/19 5:47:27 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Kitt posted...
This topic is basically...

Everyone With Common: Any civilization that mastered space travel and have conquered other planets have way more advanced technology than us, therefore they have a big advantage against us. Especially if almost half of our population is useless against them.

Unfair: That's an assumption.


It's okay to admit to being wrong, bud lol


Except those are literally assumptions

For starters we only know of one other planet they conquered

We dont know that they have mastered space travel

We dont know they have more advanced technology than us

We know they are coming, we know they make males explode and we know they conquered one other planet that they caught off guard and made the makes explode

That paragraph is all we know. Assuming humans lose by default is just that, an assumption

Egotistical too "if they were identical to humans but more advanced they would be more advanced than humans "

but they are aliens. Think beyond your narrow view.


we know they conquered a planet. we would see evidence of this if the planet they conquered was in our solar system, so they are clearly extrasolar. the closest planetary system to us is over 4 light years away, meaning that is the minimum they must have traveled. this requires the aliens to have mastered space travel, either through achieving relativistic speeds to make the trip worth it, or via generation ships. both methods would require technology that is superior to ours as they would need considerable resources to fuel a relativistic engine and because of the logistics involved with a generation ship/planetary invasion (population, supply lines, upkeep of any tech, etc.).

at the moment, space travel is extremely expensive. no alien civilization would mount a planetary invasion unless they were 100% sure they would come out ahead after investing their resources into it. if space travel is not expensive, then that just makes the aliens even more advanced.
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UnfairRepresent
11/10/19 5:48:15 AM
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Kitt posted...
you're honest
I can respect that.

Aww you're too sweet

Maybe stop editing peoples posts when you respond to what they say and I'd feel the same way about you
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Kitt
11/10/19 6:24:04 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Kitt posted...
you're honest about your dumb posting habits.
I can respect that.

Aww you're too sweet

And humble too!
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viewmaster_pi
11/10/19 6:48:48 AM
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why don't you guys just fuck already

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Kitt
11/10/19 8:15:18 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
why don't you guys just fuck already

Only if you watch.
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rikasa
11/10/19 8:16:40 AM
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i'd say fuck human men and take my chances w/ an alien husband

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Vicious_Dios
11/10/19 8:23:38 AM
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Patrice O'neal - "Men - We're philosophical about dumb shit."

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Hexenherz
11/10/19 8:25:53 AM
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Using Duke Nukem as a case study, not very well.
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Prismsblade
11/10/19 8:32:14 AM
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As has been stated the aliens will posses vastly superior tech and weapons to our own. Also despite your claims man will still be the majority combat force despite the handicap.

It doeasnt help that humans will be on permanent defense since we lack the tech to take the fight to them.

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nemu
11/10/19 8:36:27 AM
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For there to be any fair shot, we'd have to assume the alien ship was damaged in the last battle, so they're coming with the intention of landing and taking over to regain resources. So you have a super advanced society with limited numbers and superior technology vs the technology of earth and any trained women solider. Honestly, even if men were included, we're all dead regardless. Even a weakened alien society could likely wipe out our whole system of communication via hacking. We could try launching dozens of nukes the second they land, but I'm sure they could disrupt communications and cancel them.
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IloveJesus
11/10/19 8:59:46 AM
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Whoa everybody, we're focused on the wrong thing here.
UnfairRepresent posted...
These aliens might not even have Peanut Butter.


Because this is going to be the deciding factor.

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UnfairRepresent
11/10/19 10:31:13 AM
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Prismsblade posted...
As has been stated the aliens will posses vastly superior tech and weapons to our own.


Assumption

Also despite your claims man will still be the majority combat force despite the handicap.


Why? That seems like a really bad idea, they d all die immediately

nemu posted...
So you have a super advanced society with limited numbers and superior technolo

assumption

MwarriorHiei posted...
years away, meaning that is the minimum they must have traveled. this requires the aliens to have mastered space travel, either through achieving relativistic speeds to make the trip worth it, or via generation ships. both methods would require technology that is superior to ours as they would need considerable resources to fuel a relativistic engine and because of the logistics involved with a generation ship/planetary invasion (population, supply lines, upkeep of any tech, etc.).


Assumption

You're basing all of this on humans and Earth. You're outright ruling out that aliens might be alien



at the moment, space travel is extremely expensive. no alien civilization would mount a planetary invasion unless they were 100% sure they would come out ahead after investing their resources into it. if space travel is not expensive, then that just makes the aliens even more advanced.


See above

"We wouldn't or cant so therefore..." is an egotistical stance

We cant fly. Doesn't mean birds are specifically or technology superior to us
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AlephZero
11/10/19 10:31:58 AM
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women are the primary victims of the space war
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BobanMarjanovic
11/10/19 10:36:56 AM
#43:


Kitt posted...
This topic is basically...

Everyone With Common: Any civilization that mastered space travel and have conquered other planets have way more advanced technology than us, therefore they have a big advantage against us. Especially if almost half of our population is useless against them.

Unfair: That's an assumption.


It's okay to admit to being wrong, bud lol

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InfinityMonster
11/10/19 10:41:33 AM
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Ok, to level the playing field, what should be a consistent "scale" to judge this?

The Kardashev scale? We're at about 0.50. An interstellar race would have to be between 1 and 2 to reach us.

We would lose.
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masterpug53
11/10/19 10:42:26 AM
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Our 1 in 14 million victory against a vastly superior alien invasion is to make sure our female warriors are dressed as skimpy as possible. This would result in the aliens being so weirded out by our collective worldwide erections that they decide we're not worth the effort and leave forever.
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UnfairRepresent
11/10/19 12:55:07 PM
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masterpug53 posted...
Our 1 in 14 million victory against a vastly superior alien invasion is to make sure our female warriors are dressed as skimpy as possible. This would result in the aliens being so weirded out by our collective worldwide erections that they decide we're not worth the effort and leave forever.

Aliens being weirded out by sexy women or unpragmatic uniforms is an assumption
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Esrac
11/10/19 1:04:10 PM
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Aliens invade but only women can fight them?

Sounds like an anime.
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
11/10/19 1:04:48 PM
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Ronda Rousey and the other 3 of the four horsewomen unironically save the world
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s0nicfan
11/10/19 1:09:34 PM
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We win, but only if the women all dress like this


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AlephZero
11/10/19 1:12:33 PM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Ronda Rousey and the other 3 of the four horsewomen unironically save the world

hillary clinton
alexandria ocasio cortez
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Prismsblade
11/10/19 1:13:23 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Assumption
In your opinion

UnfairRepresent posted...
Why? That seems like a really bad idea, they d all die immediately
I thought you said they had to get within close proximity? That's not needed with firearms.

UnfairRepresent posted...
We cant fly. Doesn't mean birds are specifically or technology superior to us
Technology=biology?

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