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NeonOctopus
11/15/19 3:46:09 PM
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I was with a gay barber to like 10 years cuz he always knew what a man wants. But I broke it off cuz he's been cutting my hair like garbage lately and decided to try this chick barber in a franchise barber shop.

She's awesome! She's funny, pretty, and has nice boobs that I can stealth look at in the mirror while she cuts my hair >_> Plus she cuts my hair way too better too.

I'm in love. Fuck dudes! Go with chicks!
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dib153
11/15/19 3:47:31 PM
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Hehehehe you said "fuck dudes"
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Smashingpmkns
11/15/19 3:47:42 PM
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I just go to some Italian place where all the barbers talk about non-sense. That's how you know its good.
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Darkrobotisback
11/15/19 3:49:00 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
I just go to some Italian place where all the barbers talk about non-sense. That's how you know its good.

Forget about it!
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MrNintendo1213
11/15/19 3:49:05 PM
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The one time I got a gay dude barber he was way better at the shampoo. He used a special smelling shampoo and made sure not to get water in my ears and made sure it wasn't too hot. Half the time when I get a girl they just quickly shampoo it like normal and get my shirt wet and water in my ears.

The whole point of the shampoo is the head massage, gosh. If I just wanted it clean I would take 2 minutes to do it at home.

I've only been to chain stores pretty much though because I'm a dumbass and unstylish and I feel like if I go to a real barber I will feel super dumb and out of place.
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Disengaged
11/15/19 3:54:54 PM
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My wife got her cosmetology license, but never really managed to become a hair dresser because of difficulty with overhead and building a client base from scratch, and the fact it's kind of a pain to transfer licenses between states.

So she does my hair, and shes really good at it.

But sometimes she gets burned out, and asks if I can go to a barbershop, so when I come back I complain that the hair stylist kept plopping her boob on my shoulder....


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NeonOctopus
11/15/19 3:55:18 PM
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But seriously she had a low cut top and like at least D-cups. Neon had the time of his life lol
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NeonOctopus
11/15/19 3:55:49 PM
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Disengaged posted...
My wife got her cosmetology license, but never really managed to become a hair dresser because of difficulty with overhead and building a client base from scratch, and the fact it's kind of a pain to transfer licenses between states.

So she does my hair, and shes really good at it.

But sometimes she gets burned out, and asks if I can go to a barbershop, so when I come back I complain that the hair stylist kept plopping her boob on my shoulder....


Nice lol
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Pogo_Marimo
11/15/19 4:04:08 PM
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Pretty barbers are the best, I agree.

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Lost_All_Senses
11/15/19 4:05:46 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
I was with a gay barber to like 10 years cuz he always knew what a man wants


NeonOctopus posted...
Fuck dudes!


Preach

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cjs28
11/15/19 4:06:02 PM
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Pogo_Marimo posted...
Pretty barbers are the best, I agree.

Hellz yeah
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cjs28
11/15/19 7:32:40 PM
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bump
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BLAKUboy
11/15/19 7:36:49 PM
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I mean, if you care about the look you should be going to a stylist instead of a barber.
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SSJGrimReaper
11/15/19 7:44:59 PM
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NeonOctopus has a sick fade
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DragonGirlYuki
11/15/19 7:46:27 PM
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Nice.
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Ivynn
11/15/19 7:51:16 PM
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When are you gonna go back to sporting an afro
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cjs28
11/15/19 8:34:54 PM
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Ivynn posted...
When are you gonna go back to sporting an afro

Nah brah. Fade for life
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EverDownward
11/15/19 8:37:33 PM
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holy shit, neon got his account back
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cjs28
11/15/19 8:38:21 PM
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EverDownward posted...
holy shit, neon got his account back

It's been back but I'm keeping it in hiding until that mod is off >_>
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St0rmFury
11/15/19 8:45:42 PM
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I'm too stingy to go for the whole wash & cut treatment lol. Just cut my hair and I'll go wash at home.
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Vicious_Dios
11/15/19 10:11:30 PM
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The barber I always used to get faded got locked up recently, so the next best thing for me is to go into town for a fresh cut. :/

It sucks because he cut my hair just the way I like it. I'm talking thorough, even, and perfect lines. All for 7 bucks.

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cjs28
11/16/19 4:31:32 AM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
The barber I always used to get faded got locked up recently, so the next best thing for me is to go into town for a fresh cut. :/

It sucks because he cut my hair just the way I like it. I'm talking thorough, even, and perfect lines. All for 7 bucks.

Commit the same crime and go to jail with him so you can keep getting fresh cuts.

What did he do? >_>
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cjs28
11/16/19 5:07:10 PM
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bump.
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