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UnfairRepresent
11/18/19 10:42:57 AM
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You're talking to your older sister at home and say "Man that [Recent Game Release] looks great! I want to play it but eeeeh, its expensive."

and she is like "Why not just use the money?"

"What money?"
"All the money I give you"
"You don't give me any money!"
"Yes I fucking do!"
"When!?"
"Like every fucking day since your 16th birthday! I put $3 in your deposit box"

"That old thing!? There ain't shit in that rusty tin! Look!" you shout agitated as you stand up and open it only for all the money to burst out and topple on the floor

$3 in singles for every day since your 16th birthday except the days you really pissed off your sister

"Wait are you seriously telling me that you've not even noticed!? And you forgot every single time I told d you? After all this time? How the hell where you dads favorite again?"

She says laughing, furious and irritated

https://i.imgur.com/7Yr9KtX.jpg

How do you react?

What do you do?

Dont feel the need to tell us the exact amount if you reasonably fear creeps knowing your age but just in general, you know the amount of money in cash, what would you do with it?
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The Trent
11/18/19 10:45:42 AM
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good one bro
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SimpleMan
11/18/19 11:02:37 AM
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That'd be a very big box to hold nearly 23 grand.
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pikachupwnage
11/18/19 11:04:20 AM
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Her...wait I dont live in Alabama. Never mind.

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UnfairRepresent
11/18/19 11:08:41 AM
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SimpleMan posted...
That'd be a very big box to hold nearly 23 grand.

I think it just got stuffed in

Paper notes dont break metal
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Guide
11/18/19 11:10:24 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
I think it just got stuffed in

Paper notes dont break metal


23,000 singles aren't going to fit.

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Gheb
11/18/19 11:10:56 AM
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I have a sister?
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Relient_K
11/18/19 11:18:03 AM
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So about 15k, slightly more.

Turning it into realistically usable cash might be a pain but I'd probably use it to get me and my wife newer cars (2014ish should be doable with selling our cars). It'd go a long way for lowering our maintainance and gas costs I think, plus it needs to be done sooner or later. Anything left over can go into savings.

But of it was my real sister who did this I'd turn it back to her I think. She's having a baby in a couple of months.

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
11/18/19 11:29:46 AM
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$17,520 is going to be a nice little addition to my bank account.
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UnfairRepresent
11/18/19 11:45:11 AM
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Gheb posted...
I have a sister?

In this hypothetical scenario, yes
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UnfairRepresent
11/19/19 4:22:52 AM
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Relient_K posted...
Turning it into realistically usable cash might be a pain

would it?

Banks exist
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