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UnfairRepresent
11/19/19 5:52:31 AM
#1:


You're eating dinner when suddenly she says it out of the blue

https://i.imgur.com/WcLdY3D.jpg

Replace with boyfriend if you're gay or female

How do you react?
What do you do?
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Sunhawk
11/19/19 5:52:58 AM
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You're not pretty enough to have children with.
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Wii_Shaker
11/19/19 5:53:44 AM
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Me: "Just tell me where you want them :)"
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YukihoHagiwara
11/19/19 5:53:53 AM
#4:


Sunhawk posted...
You're not pretty enough to have children with.

who said it was gonna be with them
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UnfairRepresent
11/19/19 5:55:17 AM
#5:


Sunhawk posted...
You're not pretty enough to have children with.


1. that's mean

2. it's your own girlfriend, I'm not going to post a picture of her. Itd be creepy
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K181
11/19/19 5:56:11 AM
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I already have four and I got a vasectomy so that I wouldn't father any more kids, so I'm good.

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YukihoHagiwara
11/19/19 5:57:19 AM
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K181 posted...
I already have four and I got a vasectomy so that I wouldn't father any more kids, so I'm good.

who said they were gonna be related to you, what if she wants to adopt one
man ce is so full of narcissists
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Shotgunnova
11/19/19 6:07:34 AM
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"No," I said, both immediately and burgessly, as my muscular fist slammed downwards. The table crumpled like a wet paper bag, sending ramen bowls and wooden shrapnel in all directions. Some thought it was a terrorist attack, but I assured them, it was just a minor display of my herculean strength.

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EzeDoesIt
11/19/19 6:27:30 AM
#9:


UnfairRepresent posted...
You're eating dinner when suddenly she says it out of the blue

https://i.imgur.com/WcLdY3D.jpg

Replace with boyfriend if you're gay or female

How do you react?
What do you do?


What if youre gay and a female?

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UnfairRepresent
11/19/19 6:27:49 AM
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Shotgunnova posted...
"No," I said, both immediately and burgessly, as my muscular fist slammed downwards. The table crumpled like a wet paper bag, sending ramen bowls and wooden shrapnel in all directions. Some thought it was a terrorist attack, but I assured them, it was just a minor display of my herculean strength.

No You dont want kids or no you never thought about it?
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winstonthewhite
11/19/19 6:41:31 AM
#11:


Ignore her and continue eating the laksa

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Knowledge_King
11/19/19 6:56:23 PM
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She's not pretty enough. But otherwise, for a standard girlfriend, we'd have discussed this already. And I want kids so...
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Hop103
11/19/19 6:59:31 PM
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No thanks, kids should not be raised in this horrible uncertain world we live in.
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WilliamPorygon
11/19/19 7:01:39 PM
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I remind her that I've already told her up front there's no way in hell I'm fathering any goddamn kids.

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TheDreadedWave
11/19/19 7:02:08 PM
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"Like for dessert?"

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