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UnfairRepresent 11/24/19 1:55:17 PM #1: |
Your daughter is coming over for dinner to introduce you to her boyfriend she has been dating for months.
She knocks on the door, you open it, she hugs you and goes "Hi daddy! This is my Sanchez who I have told you all about." But you need no introduction as the moment you see him for the first time you instantly recongize him from the news as the heavyweight boxer Jose "Bison" Sanchez who went to prison after he murdered his fiance and best friend in a frenzied rage when he found out they were sleeping together behind his back years ago. You didn't realize he got paroled. "He works construction down at the docks for some guy called Cobblepot since they... don't let him do his old job anymore." you daughter adds tactfully. Sanchez extends his hand politely and says "Hola seor! It's great to finally meet you. [Your daughters name] tells me you're a [Your Job]. What's that like?" https://i.imgur.com/lm9ar5W.png How do you react? What do you do? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Choco 11/24/19 1:57:09 PM #2: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
https://i.imgur.com/lm9ar5W.png wow why he gotta be black --- http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html Doener macht schoener ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_Matchabuu_ 11/24/19 1:57:35 PM #3: |
Well my sister is dating a murderer so I'd be disappointed, but not surprised lmao
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UnfairRepresent 11/24/19 2:11:20 PM #4: |
_Matchabuu_ posted...
Well my sister is dating a murderer so I'd be disappointed, but not surprised lmao :( --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY 11/24/19 2:12:46 PM #5: |
Not care since what he was punished for is not a horrible crime, his best friend and fiancee betrayed him.
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Philosopher_X 11/24/19 2:29:15 PM #6: |
As long as he loves and protects her, and keeps the other murderers at bay.
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Shotgunnova 11/24/19 2:31:14 PM #7: |
It can't be that serious if she's not even on a first-name basis...
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Mistere Man 11/24/19 2:32:05 PM #8: |
Well you know what they say girls often date guys like their fathers.
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Infost 11/24/19 2:32:47 PM #9: |
Disowned.
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Mistere Man 11/24/19 2:38:48 PM #10: |
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Lost_All_Senses 11/24/19 2:39:50 PM #11: |
Already starting off with common ground.
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UnfairRepresent 11/24/19 3:05:54 PM #12: |
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Already starting off with common ground. wtf --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Thunder_Dogg 11/24/19 3:15:05 PM #13: |
So... He's not afraid to stand his ground. Sounds like a winner.
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UnfairRepresent 11/24/19 7:51:56 PM #14: |
Thunder_Dogg posted...
So... He's not afraid to stand his ground. Sounds like a winner. double wtf --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 11/25/19 7:57:23 AM #15: |
Shotgunnova posted...
It can't be that serious if she's not even on a first-name basis... Lots of Hispanic guys go by their last name --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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