Current Events > $700,000 but you have to hand Batgirl over to The Penguin.

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UnfairRepresent
11/25/19 9:09:10 PM
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Would you do it?


You're driving along one icy day when suddenly WHAM! out of no where you hit something.

You get out of your car and to your shock and horror realize that the 'something' was Batgirl who is now feebly trying to crawl around, face down, barely concious, half sprawled by the impact of your car. Clearly suffering massive damage.

You couldn't see her because she was knelt down tying up the Penguin who you now can see hogtied in front of you near to Batgirl. Then you look around and see dozens of rough looking thugs laid out unconcious all over the place around a big mysterious truck.

"Oi Kid!" You hear the tied up Penguin say. "You seem like a smart lad. Untie me, put a sack on Batbitch's head, tie her up and help load her into my truck over there. Do that and I'll pay ya 700 grand. It was meant for this lot but clearly they don't deserve a dime of it." He gestures to the unconcious thugs with a nod of his head. "She hasn't seen you, none of my boys have seen you and far as I'm concerned I never saw ya neither. You'll drive away unnoticed and make off like a fucking bandit."

"Nooooo...." you hear Batgirl groan while she tries to get back up but her body fails her and she collaspes again, on the verge of passing out. "Must.....Stop Cobblepot....so close... Must bring him to Dick... Can't...can't let him get away... not again"

"Shut up!" Penguin yells. "Well what's it going to be? Way I see it you can untie me and leave here a smart rich man or refuse and wind up arrested as the broke idiot who runs down little girls. Come on sonny, don't be stupid. This easy."

https://i.imgur.com/yZuaX1J.png

You're in the middle of no where, there are no people or camera's around and your phone has no reception.

How do you react?
What do you do?
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EvenSpoonier
11/25/19 9:31:30 PM
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Ask Batgirl how to contact "Dick", wait to see who shows up, and blackmail them with their secret identies for way more than 700 grand.

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UnfairRepresent
11/26/19 7:58:07 AM
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EvenSpoonier posted...
Ask Batgirl how to contact "Dick", wait to see who shows up, and blackmail them with their secret identies for way more than 700 grand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1z6o1GIEsQE

Blackmail with "I know the name Dick may or may not be important" no less
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
11/26/19 8:11:03 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
You're in the middle of no where, there are no people or camera's around and your phone has no reception.

so your new thing is reposting them but with bad grammer?
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Alteres
11/26/19 8:13:24 AM
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But is she hot!?

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Foppe
11/26/19 8:15:48 AM
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I cover my face, put a bag on Penguins face, throws him in the back of my car, carrying Batgirl into the car and tries to make her tell me where to drive her.
I might or might not throw the money inside my car as compensation.

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ChrisTaka
11/26/19 8:17:07 AM
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Alteres posted...
But is she hot!?


Bro, it's Batgirl. Come on now.
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Alteres
11/26/19 8:19:09 AM
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ChrisTaka posted...
Bro, it's Batgirl. Come on now.
Well, she just got ran over by a SUV...

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LastTomorrow
11/26/19 8:20:56 AM
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Help Batgirl. What would Batman and his allies do if they find out what I did.

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Tropicalwood
11/26/19 8:22:21 AM
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Help Batgirl but kill Cobblepot so I don't have to deal with his revenge or becoming a loose string.
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UnfairRepresent
11/26/19 9:06:11 AM
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LastTomorrow posted...
Help Batgirl. What would Batman and his allies do if they find out what I did.

Punch you
Tie you up
Take you to Gotham PD.

That's what Batman does 96% of the time
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UnfairRepresent
11/26/19 3:20:12 PM
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Alteres posted...
ChrisTaka posted...
Bro, it's Batgirl. Come on now.
Well, she just got ran over by a SUV...

https://i.imgur.com/huKgjNx.png
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Zack_Attackv1
11/26/19 3:24:06 PM
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It's ok. Barbs was never my girl.
Now, if it were someone like Diana Prince, then we'd have an actual problem.
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EvalAngell
11/26/19 3:24:23 PM
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what's the likelihood that Penguin kills me once I untie him?

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UnfairRepresent
11/26/19 3:35:21 PM
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Zack_Attackv1 posted...
It's ok. Barbs was never my girl.
Now, if it were someone like Diana Prince, then we'd have an actual problem.

I dont think a car crash would take out Diana Prince

EvalAngell posted...
what's the likelihood that Penguin kills me once I untie him?

No expert on the comics but in the game/movies and TV show depictions, pretty damn low.

Penguin is one of the sane gimmick villains mostly moving in organized crime and making other people get their hands dirty. He's not insane or sadistic, considers himself respectable and is unlikely to kill you for no reason

If anything your death would put more pressure on him than you being alive and just going away.

Never a sure thing with evil villains but I'd wager they're more in your favor that he would let you go and never think about you ago than he would kill you.

Estimate 84% to 15% chance that he let's you go

with the 1% being that Rocks fall and you both die
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Foppe
11/26/19 4:27:11 PM
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The question you should ask is what he will do if you do not help him...
https://external-preview.redd.it/5_5AEK-o3PGfRc3STfgODatnLsgeQ-IZ-hIY9SN2Ffw.jpg?auto=webp&s=6616777137cb52d0fb846cf08421c11ab2b36ef2

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DD Divine
11/26/19 4:35:44 PM
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Help batgirl.

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Shotgunnova
11/26/19 4:47:59 PM
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DD Divine posted...
Help batgirl.
This, but I'm going to search the truck for 700K, also.

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JE19426
11/26/19 4:52:32 PM
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Drive somewhere with a phone signal/payphone, and report what I saw to the police. I don't want to get on Penguins bad side or the Batfamilie's bad side.
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UnfairRepresent
11/26/19 5:12:11 PM
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Shotgunnova posted...
DD Divine posted...
Help batgirl.
This, but I'm going to search the truck for 700K, also.

That seems like a bad idea. I dont think Batgirl would let that slide
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Shotgunnova
11/26/19 5:14:48 PM
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I'll just say I'm looking for a first aid kit.

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Marmitecashews
11/26/19 6:02:27 PM
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I would have my Demon Car swallow Cobblepot's soul (It's mysterious powers are powered by the unimaginable suffering of entrapped souls).

Then I would get Batgirl into the back of my Demon Car (telling her not to get blood on the leather).

Then I would have my Demon Car use its powers to instantly get us to wherever Batgirl wants.

I would then tell my Demon Car that if I'm about to hit someone, it should take control and avoid them.
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DD Divine
11/26/19 6:07:38 PM
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Look bats, I just need a lil bit to pay off my loans can we arrange something like that?

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UnfairRepresent
11/26/19 7:33:16 PM
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It was neck and neck but now Yes is winning the poll
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dj1200
11/26/19 7:34:48 PM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
so your new thing is reposting them but with bad grammer?
so your new thing is posting with bad spelling?

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UnfairRepresent
11/27/19 4:43:56 AM
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dj1200 posted...
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
so your new thing is reposting them but with bad grammer?
so your new thing is posting with bad spelling?

That's not new for him
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