Poll of the Day > Why arent there potty holes from the seat to the bottom of cars?

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DrYuya
11/27/19 2:44:17 PM
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For peeing/pooping in a timely manner when theres nowhere else to go?
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Ogurisama
11/27/19 2:49:35 PM
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LinkPizza
11/27/19 2:52:13 PM
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Shit would litter the street...
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WhiskeyDisk
11/27/19 3:44:41 PM
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If you want -40 degree air blowing up your ass while you drive in a Montana winter, that's an oddly specific fetish.

Also undoing one's pants while driving to make use of the hole would probably constitute "distracted driving". And then, how do you wipe while driving?

There are a lot of problems with your plan OP.
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DrYuya
11/27/19 5:20:40 PM
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WhiskeyDisk posted...
If you want -40 degree air blowing up your ass while you drive in a Montana winter, that's an oddly specific fetish.

Also undoing one's pants while driving to make use of the hole would probably constitute "distracted driving". And then, how do you wipe while driving?

There are a lot of problems with your plan OP.


Well the air blowing forcefully on your ass actually answers your final question so theres that.

As for the rest...remember its all a backup plan when things would be difficult to do any other way...so it's okay if it has a few kinks.

Can probably install some kind of open/shut switch I'd think...and driving without pants would just be something one would need to accept they should do before heading out.

Etc etc...long story short I'm sure there are workaround that would allow this major convenience to still be a thing.
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magemaximus
11/27/19 5:40:02 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
Shit would litter the street...

I work for the post office on the rural side as a carrier and there are neighborhoods where people ride horses. I always see horse shit in the streets. Always wondered why the rider doesnt clean after his or her horse, but I guess it would be too much work since horse shit is more difficult to manage than dog shit. Pisses me off when I see dog shit though.
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captpackrat
11/27/19 6:57:57 PM
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magemaximus posted...
I work for the post office on the rural side as a carrier and there are neighborhoods where people ride horses. I always see horse shit in the streets. Always wondered why the rider doesnt clean after his or her horse, but I guess it would be too much work since horse shit is more difficult to manage than dog shit. Pisses me off when I see dog shit though.
You'd have to dismount, clean up while somehow maintaining control of the horse, then mount up again. And there's usually a lot more horse poo than what a dog would produce, so a little plastic bag isn't going to cut it.

Then there's the fact that horse poo is just fermented grass and is actually fairly inoffensive. On a scale of 1 to 10, horse poo is probably a 3.

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Mead
11/27/19 6:58:31 PM
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Some cars have them
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wwinterj25
11/27/19 7:04:23 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
Shit would litter the street...

Basically. You're asking why you can't/shouldn't pee or shit in the street.
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Lokarin
11/27/19 7:15:28 PM
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icoyar topic
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magemaximus
11/27/19 7:25:00 PM
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captpackrat posted...
magemaximus posted...
I work for the post office on the rural side as a carrier and there are neighborhoods where people ride horses. I always see horse shit in the streets. Always wondered why the rider doesnt clean after his or her horse, but I guess it would be too much work since horse shit is more difficult to manage than dog shit. Pisses me off when I see dog shit though.
You'd have to dismount, clean up while somehow maintaining control of the horse, then mount up again. And there's usually a lot more horse poo than what a dog would produce, so a little plastic bag isn't going to cut it.

Then there's the fact that horse poo is just fermented grass and is actually fairly inoffensive. On a scale of 1 to 10, horse poo is probably a 3.

Lol yeah horse poop is like a small speed bump
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zebatov
11/28/19 12:09:33 AM
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Certain people do this so they dont have to stop driving when theyre paid by the mile.

Ive personally done what I made a six-hour drive without stopping or ruining my drawers.

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DirtBasedSoap
11/28/19 12:24:12 AM
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the thought of watching shit splatter all over the windshield on the freeway cracks me up
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scigeek101
11/28/19 6:03:08 AM
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magemaximus posted...
LinkPizza posted...
Shit would litter the street...

I work for the post office on the rural side as a carrier and there are neighborhoods where people ride horses. I always see horse shit in the streets. Always wondered why the rider doesnt clean after his or her horse, but I guess it would be too much work since horse shit is more difficult to manage than dog shit. Pisses me off when I see dog shit though.


Lol someone has never ridden a horse. The 21st century called future boy you left your dinosaur powered death cruiser.
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Kyuubi4269
11/28/19 6:10:42 AM
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Structural concern, also you'd be shitting on your hot exhaust.
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