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Jen0125
11/29/19 6:38:59 PM
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Every single fucking time today I've taken my puppy out to go to the bathroom because I see him trying to go inside, he'll sit out there and play and we'll be out there for 15 minutes then he'll just come inside and take a fat shit or piss on the carpet. He literally just came in and I put him on the couch and he shit and peed on the couch for the first time since I got him. What is his fucking problem today oooomg

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SunWuKung420
11/29/19 6:46:59 PM
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Puppy thinks he is the alpha.
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Jen0125
11/29/19 6:53:51 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Puppy thinks he is the alpha.


He's just a baby

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SunWuKung420
11/29/19 6:57:23 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Puppy thinks he is the alpha.


He's just a baby


No, he's a dog joining a pack trying to be dominant.
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Jen0125
11/29/19 7:00:06 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
No, he's a dog joining a pack trying to be dominant.


I mean he's literally a baby that hasn't learned to go outside consistently yet but ok

He's just being especially stubborn today

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darcandkharg31
11/29/19 7:00:49 PM
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cut off his wiener and sew up hiss butthole.
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Jen0125
11/29/19 7:02:29 PM
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darcandkharg31 posted...
cut off his wiener and sew up hiss butthole.


That doesn't sound like a bad idea rn tbh

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Mead
11/29/19 7:10:33 PM
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darcandkharg31 posted...
cut off his wiener and sew up hiss butthole.


lmao
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EvilMegas
11/29/19 7:17:48 PM
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Keep him out until he at least pissed. That's how I ended up training my dog. We'd be out there for like an hour sometimes
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Jen0125
11/29/19 7:25:56 PM
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EvilMegas posted...
Keep him out until he at least pissed. That's how I ended up training my dog. We'd be out there for like an hour sometimes


I'm gonna have to because he's just being a little brat

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GreenKnight127
11/29/19 7:29:52 PM
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I hated having a puppy. Because this was my life for a while.

You need to keep the little bastard outside until it finally poops or pees, and then you praise the hell out of him, give him lots of pets and tummy rubs, etc. And then you go back inside immediately and give them treats.

I've stood outside for over an hour sometimes. But I refused to go inside until the puppy peed or pooped.

They need to make that mental association, otherwise you will never make any progress. They will keep associating your home with a place that's perfectly acceptable to piss and shit in.

I hate dogs. No offense. Glad my ex took the dog.

So much work. Destroyed hundreds of dollars worth of shoes and furniture.
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Jen0125
11/29/19 7:35:11 PM
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Now he's yelping like he's being beaten because I have him on a leash lmao

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GreenKnight127
11/29/19 7:55:30 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
Now he's yelping like he's being beaten because I have him on a leash lmao


RUB HIS GOD DAMN BELLY!!!! lol
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LinkPizza
11/29/19 8:03:56 PM
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EvilMegas posted...
Keep him out until he at least pissed. That's how I ended up training my dog. We'd be out there for like an hour sometimes

This. Theyll eventually learn that they have to use the potty before going in...
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Bulbasaur
11/29/19 8:09:38 PM
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yES MY PUPPER DOES THE SAME FUCKIN' THING

and if i just tie him up and then go back inside, he just fuckin sits there staring at the door whining, he'll only do anything if someone is out there with him

sometimes he'll go up to someone and tell them he wants to go outside to do his business, but he's not gotten the hang of that yet.

and if he doesn't do that, you have to watch him if he hadn't been out for a while for him to start sniffing around and ignoring commands (he has sit on lock, somehow, no one taught him that, he just did it). but even then, if he hasn't been out for a while and you go "oh he probably should go out" and then you take him out he just fucks around.

bring him back in and he runs off and fuckin shits

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darcandkharg31
11/29/19 8:12:44 PM
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You have to show him how it's done, it's the only way he'll learn Jen.
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Bulbasaur
11/29/19 8:14:33 PM
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AND YOU'D THINK HE'D LEARN BY WATCHING THE OTHER DOG BUT FUCKIN' NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

euorihgwe

she's good. i don't even have to tie her up anymore. she just trots out, does her thing, and comes back. occasionally she'll root around in the stick pile and try and bring one inside

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Jen0125
11/29/19 8:38:17 PM
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darcandkharg31 posted...
You have to show him how it's done, it's the only way he'll learn Jen.


Good idea. I'm gonna take a shit right in the courtyard

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darcandkharg31
11/29/19 9:10:44 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
Good idea. I'm gonna take a shit right in the courtyard

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HornedLion
11/29/19 10:28:08 PM
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Im going to take a wild guess and say you arent crate training him?
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wwinterj25
11/29/19 10:48:32 PM
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Mead
11/29/19 10:58:13 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
https://i.imgur.com/zod43bN.jpg


lol

classic dog move
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nogaems
11/29/19 11:13:01 PM
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been giving my sisters pup training treats every time she goes to the bathroom like I was saying in the other thread and she at least knows what to do now when I take her out. shitting is 50/50

thanking my lucky stars she's leaving tomorrow. Fucking puppies

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Molitheus
11/29/19 11:14:04 PM
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Do you have a fenced in area when you let your puppy out? If so, just leave him out there until he does business. That way you can keep an eye on him while you're in the house and sooner or later he'll know to do his business.
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WhiskeyDisk
11/30/19 3:20:15 AM
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Jen0125 posted...
darcandkharg31 posted...
You have to show him how it's done, it's the only way he'll learn Jen.


Good idea. I'm gonna take a shit right in the courtyard


Maintain eye contact to establish dominance.
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Jen0125
11/30/19 9:04:02 AM
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Molitheus posted...
Do you have a fenced in area when you let your puppy out? If so, just leave him out there until he does business. That way you can keep an eye on him while you're in the house and sooner or later he'll know to do his business.


Not yet unfortunately

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Noop_Noop
11/30/19 10:28:36 AM
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If the puppy poops in the house, make it watch you take the poop outside to where it is supposed to go. Quickest way I've found to potty train them. Also works well if there is a specific part of the yard where you want them to do their business.
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