Current Events > Not having a pc sucks! Had to deed to old playboys like a prehistoric heathen

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idk why but I had 2 in a shelf in my room lol. It's kinda nostalgic; it takes me back to when I was a babby Neon looking at grainy, static pics on 56k internet. It's still rough >_>

I could do it on my smart phone but I dont like to look at porn on my phone if I can help it >_> I cant wait until I get a new PC
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FYI those are the same ones your dad used

Uh. Your phone.....

This topics fake, i know.

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Lairen posted...

Uh. Your phone.....

lrn2read nerd

NeonOctopus posted...

I could do it on my smart phone but I dont like to look at porn on my phone if I can help it >_>

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Could've used your friend's smartphone, or even used a console's built in browser.

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Im on a phone with the internet posting about using my fathers old magazines, in which he used, to get off. Well im making a fake topic about it anyways.

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nah they weren't my dad's. I forgot how I got these. One is from 2000 lol. I forget when the other is from
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I use my phone for it all the time. Id prefer on there versus a pc. I dont understand the problem.

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I just feel weird about having that stuff on my phone with my phone number compared to my PC

Plus I don't want hackers to hack my camera and see me stroking my 13.7 inch dick, nah mean? >_>
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Use your imagination, Neon.

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Why didn't you use the internet browser on your Nintendo 3DS?

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SailorGoon posted...

Why didn't you use the internet browser on your Nintendo 3DS?

.....good point.

Does 3D porn work on it?
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The_Scarecrow posted...

Use your imagination, Neon.

When I was in HS I could do that but now that I'm an old man, idk >_>
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NeonOctopus posted...

I just feel weird about having that stuff on my phone with my phone number compared to my PC

Plus I don't want hackers to hack my camera and see me stroking my 13.7 inch dick, nah mean? >_>

Uh, theres tons of free stuff? Wipe history.

Yeah cause people can hack phone cameras and when im doing it im facing my phone at my crotch.

Your fake topics need some work.

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None of my topics are fake. They're real trials and tribulations in the life of CE's resident Titty Meister, Neon Octopus
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NeonOctopus posted...

None of my topics are fake. They're real trials and tribulations in the life of CE's resident Titty Meister, Neon Octopus

Yeah the topics real, just the storys fake. Clever.

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lol
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Actually here's the other playboy. Some playmate was signing copies and giving them out at a local bar in my area years ago >_> That's how I got this one. No clue where I got the 2000 one though

https://i.ibb.co/j59D2pF/IMG-20191207-174030.jpg
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I just like making topics about using mags and posting them but not actually looking at it on my phone because of hackers and me pointing my camera at my junk when watching it on my phone.

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why is the blacked out part a hand touching her back? do you gotta back fetish or something

SauI_Goodman posted...

why is the blacked out part a hand touching her back? do you gotta back fetish or something

lol
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NeonOctopus posted...

Actually here's the other playboy. Some playmate was signing copies and giving them out at a local bar in my area years ago >_> That's how I got this one. No clue where I got the 2000 one though

https://i.ibb.co/j59D2pF/IMG-20191207-174030.jpg

Did you deed to this

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Here's another pic of it:

https://i.ibb.co/kggGQLb/IMG-20191207-174654.jpg
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NeonOctopus posted...

Here's another pic of it:

https://i.ibb.co/kggGQLb/IMG-20191207-174654.jpg

Why black out your (first) name? Is it an uncommon one? >_>

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Ivynn posted...

Did you deed to this

Nah lol. i'd feel kinda weird about it since I actually met her >_>

Miss July is hotter anyway tho and is in the same issue for some reason (I guess they started putting 2 months in 1 issue to save money?) so I wouldn't mind deeding to her lol
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you have no right to complain as you arent gay so old timey masturbation was harder for us!
we couldnt go steal our father or brothers porn
we had to find other things to use as porn

the skin tight power ranger suits
goku taking his shirt off

or even our own imagination
do you know how hard it is to deed to your own imagination when you have an overactive one?

first it starts off fine with 2 hot guys going at it but then it gets interrupted by plot i dont care about but before i know it the sex has stopped and its moved on to a a tale of a son avenging his fathers murder while his boyfriend stays by his side while wearing clothes!

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yusiko posted...

you have no right to complain as you arent gay so old timey masturbation was harder for us!
we couldnt go steal our father or brothers porn
we had to find other things to use as porn

the skin tight power ranger suits
goku taking his shirt off

or even our own imagination
do you know how hard it is to deed to your own imagination when you have an overactive one?

first it starts off fine with 2 hot guys going at it but then it gets interrupted by plot i dont care about but before i know it the sex has stopped and its moved on to a a tale of a son avenging his fathers murder while his boyfriend stays by his side while wearing clothes!

Damn, you have my respect

*CElute*
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bump
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Miss seeing bouncing titties : (
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in my face
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from being full-screened on my PC
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Is this normal behavior?

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Supernatural posted...

Is this normal behavior?

Yeah. Youre some kind of weirdo if you think it isnt
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Watching porn on your phone is a sure fire way to get viruses.

I used imagination for most of my teens because my PC was in an area that would only be viable after parent's were sleeping.

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p-m posted...

Watching porn on your phone is a sure fire way to get viruses.

Exactly
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inloveanddeath0 posted...

I used imagination for most of my teens because my PC was in an area that would only be viable after parent's were sleeping.

Did you ever sneak over to have a stealth deed at night?
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i used to sneak up at night to watch oz and queer as folk because both had gay sex scenes

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Nice
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Id rather use my phone or iPad lol

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Dunno if this was answered yet, but why don't you like using your phone? It's my preferred method since I don't have a PC and hardly use my laptop. Sometimes I use the PS4 but then I can't use my headphones

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p-m posted...

Watching porn on your phone is a sure fire way to get viruses.

Maybe if you don't use adblock and download sketchy apps.
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