Current Events > My 9 year old nephew has started puberty early.

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pres_madagascar
12/11/19 4:42:23 AM
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He relentlessly tugs his meat now. Like, he'll come out of his room sweaty as fuck and shit now. His mom is mortified, and I find it fucking hilarious. His mom made it a point to tell him it's normal and stuff. I took him aside and gave him some pointers lol.

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TheAnthraxBunny
12/11/19 4:48:52 AM
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La-li-lu-le-lo
12/11/19 4:54:56 AM
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I'm sure you won't get a visit from the police soon.

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pres_madagascar
12/11/19 5:00:23 AM
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No I mean I told him to wash his hands and do it in the shower instead.

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La-li-lu-le-lo
12/11/19 5:01:20 AM
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Too late, already called the cops.

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ROBANN_88
12/11/19 5:42:19 AM
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pres_madagascar posted...
No I mean I told him to wash his hands and do it in the shower instead.

Don't tell him that, spunk clogs up the showers drain pipes

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Wii_Shaker
12/11/19 5:44:04 AM
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ROBANN_88 posted...
Don't tell him that, spunk clogs up the showers drain pipes
That's an old wives tail.

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FF_Redux
12/11/19 5:50:42 AM
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Don't be a weird uncle, he'll learn by himself. I had a late puberty but I still started to deed at 6 years old.

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deupd_u
12/11/19 5:57:06 AM
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Imagine beating off so hard, you actually break a sweat.

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pres_madagascar
12/11/19 6:39:58 AM
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FF_Redux posted...
Don't be a weird uncle, he'll learn by himself. I had a late puberty but I still started to deed at 6 years old.
He asked me about it. Asked if all Boys do it. I told him the cleanliness things because it's gross not to wash your hands after

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Shablagoo
12/11/19 7:11:07 AM
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ROBANN_88 posted...
Don't tell him that, spunk clogs up the showers drain pipes

nah uh really

deupd_u posted...
Imagine beating off so hard, you actually break a sweat.

Only way to do it tbh

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AlisLandale
12/11/19 7:13:11 AM
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deupd_u posted...
Imagine beating off so hard, you actually break a sweat.



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marthsheretoo
12/11/19 7:32:11 AM
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Shut.

Down.

Everything.

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Frizzurd
12/11/19 9:39:39 AM
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I started masturbating at five.

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Makeveli_lives
12/11/19 9:46:37 AM
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I once read a post where a 11 year old girl was buying sex toys on Amazon and got caught by her dad. He grounded her and took the computer away. Girl got her mom and they both came back in the room pissed off and made him give it back.

Felt bad for him tbh.

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Diamond_Of_Time
12/13/19 10:24:02 AM
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*10 years later*
Uncle has been arrested for... whats this...? Having a sexual relationship with his nephew!?

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Ultima Dragon
12/14/19 7:27:21 PM
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Makeveli_lives posted...
I once read a post where a 11 year old girl was buying sex toys on Amazon and got caught by her dad. He grounded her and took the computer away. Girl got her mom and they both came back in the room pissed off and made him give it back.

Felt bad for him tbh.

WTF at immediately jumping into buying actual sex toys at 11. I would think that your hand, pillow, various inconspicuous phallic shaped or vibrating objects like a toothbrush or massager.. would get the job done for most of your teen years, or at least while you were living at home. Who would want their parents finding a dildo or obvious vibrator in their room at that age? >_>

I dunno, even as a guy I tried to keep it a "secret" although it would have been obvious that I was doing it since everyone does. I'd just do it in my room under the covers late at night, or occasionally in the shower and that's it. Was pretty discreet and careful with clean up too.

Friggin' unlimited access to free porn from birth generation, lol.

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pres_madagascar
12/15/19 5:07:38 PM
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Diamond_Of_Time posted...
*10 years later*
Uncle has been arrested for... whats this...? Having a sexual relationship with his nephew!?
Eww

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cmiller4642
12/16/19 7:24:05 PM
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Why the fuck did I click on this topic
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