Current Events > I forgot how everyone in Paper Mario wants to fuck him >_>

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Goombella, despite being a hot single goomba that gets hit on constantly by other goombas, wants to fuck Mario and even expresses her love for him at the end >_>

Flurrie wants to *blow* Mario like the fat FUCK she is

Vivian definitely wants to fuck Mario with her thick, long, throbbing vajay

Ms. Mowz constantly kisses Mario, even as a move for battle and makes Goombella jealous

Toadette blushes everytime Mario gets a Hammer/Jump upgrade and cries when you get the last one since she can't see you again. She wants that D

Jolene secretly wants to fuck Gonzales after he saved her brother

The Boo in the sexy cat outfit at the casino gets hot whenever Mario gets a high score at the minigames, so she wants to fuck him

Also, TEC wants to jam his 24gig DDR RAM in and around Peach's 3.6GHz Quadcore Processor while slapping her 2TB SSDs after he watched her shower naked multiple times during the game.

What a crazy game for Mario to be in >_> I love it lol
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Been playing it on my phone again I forgot how much of great game it is

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People talk about setting unrealistic standards for men in games, but there's no way a fat Italian plumber can pull that much ass, lmao.

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BakonBitz posted...

People talk about setting unrealistic standards for men in games, but there's no way a fat Italian plumber can pull that much ass, lmao.

It's possible when he's one of the three humans around

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Mario was definitely the plumber with the most sought after snake in that game.
Yeah the TEC stuff was nice too.

Like the part where Peach was invisible and had to strip down.

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El Mexicano Texano posted...

Been playing it on my phone again I forgot how much of great game it is

On a phone? Holy crap.

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RescueBC posted...

Mario was definitely the plumber with the most sought after snake in that game.
Yeah the TEC stuff was nice too.

Like the part where Peach was invisible and had to strip down.

I bet TEC secretly had special vision to see invisible objects. He'd need to know where she is, right?

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BakonBitz posted...

I bet TEC secretly had special vision to see invisible objects. He'd need to know where she is, right?

Yes, infrared vision! You dont go through the trouble of creating a vast moon base and a very human-like AI and then not give it infrared vision...we're just being realistic here... >.>

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Dreepapult posted...

On a phone? Holy crap.

Yeah. I like to play through old GBA/N64/DS rpgs and strategy games on my phone as well.

I wouldn't want to play an action game on a touchscreen virtual controller but it's absolutely fine for those sort of games. Playing the DS Advance Wars games just now.

Just seems crazy to play GameCube on a phone

Used to play the gba Pokemon games on my phone years ago. Only way I've actually played FRLG actually lol

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NeonOctopus posted...

Vivian definitely wants to fuck Mario with her thick, long, throbbing vajay

let's not forget that Vivian is actually a dude

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HylianFox posted...

let's not forget that Vivian is actually a dude

Only in Japan lol. American translators were too scared

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Dreepapult posted...

Just seems crazy to play GameCube on a phone

Used to play the gba Pokemon games on my phone years ago. Only way I've actually played FRLG actually lol

Mines can run almost all GC games it's amazing. N64 games in general are weird not sure how they made them but sometimes they work and then they don't? Something's load and some don't not sure what are requirements in general. Even PC no matter how strong they are act funny with some games. Playing OoT is good enough for me since that works like a charm. The ones that needed the expansion are the ones that act weird mostly.


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I think you're reaching with Jolene, but you're 100% correct on everything else.

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Dreepapult posted...

Only in Japan lol. American translators were too scared

The fact that Vivian was a precious little trap that likes to snuggle just made me harder like them more.
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GeneralKenobi85 posted...

I think you're reaching with Jolene, but you're 100% correct on everything else.

Well NPCs say that General White Bobomb and Rawk Hawk both want to fuck the shit out of Jolene >_> So there's that.
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The Catgirl Fondler posted...

The fact that Vivian was a precious little trap that likes to snuggle just made me harder like them more.

Vivian was psychologically abused by his siblings and was basically forced to act like a girl

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