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IfGodCouldDie
02/12/20 9:29:06 PM
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Me: Sounds like we might need to cut off your foot
My son: that is definitely not the only option
Me:...Yes it is
My 4 year old daughter: you guys would never cut off our foots, our face or our necks
Me: does that mean your arms are fair game?
My daughter: no dont cut off our arms...I'm serious

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Odoylerules
02/12/20 9:31:33 PM
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ma! get the hacksaw!
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R1masher
02/12/20 9:37:30 PM
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Was brushing my four year olds teeth, shes standing on the toilet, I say wow your going to be taller than me soon, she says youll be dead by then prophet?

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IfGodCouldDie
02/12/20 10:02:15 PM
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Ha ha ha. I love the ridiculous shit kids say.

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Lost_All_Senses
02/12/20 10:05:49 PM
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Put this on Twitter so someone can pretend it's child abuse to play around like this. Then we can laugh at them.

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Odoylerules
02/12/20 10:08:09 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Put this on Twitter so someone can pretend it's child abuse to play around like this. Then we can laugh at them.

yeah you'd have 99% laughing and 1% of d-bags complaining. never fails
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Lost_All_Senses
02/12/20 10:18:49 PM
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Odoylerules posted...
yeah you'd have 99% laughing and 1% of d-bags complaining. never fails

Probably the people who if they were around kids and played like this, it would be so awkward the kids would scream and cry. Then they'd tried to do a Dark Knight Joker impression to cheer them up

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IfGodCouldDie
02/12/20 10:20:49 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Probably the people who if they were around kids and played like this, it would be so awkward the kids would scream and cry. Then they'd tried to do a Dark Knight Joker impression to cheer them up
My kids love the Joker in Dark Knight.

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Lost_All_Senses
02/12/20 10:36:19 PM
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IfGodCouldDie posted...
My kids love the Joker in Dark Knight.

https://youtu.be/DX_wprkggoE

Do they like this?

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IfGodCouldDie
02/12/20 10:37:28 PM
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I'll try and remember to show them tomorrow, but I doubt they will enjoy the Joker in that clip.

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kingdrake2
02/12/20 10:37:38 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Do they like this?


i don't. the captain planet reject sucks.
we all suck especially now that the virus is coming to the US to infect us by goddamn china.
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Lost_All_Senses
02/12/20 10:38:11 PM
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IfGodCouldDie posted...
I'll try and remember to show them tomorrow, but I doubt they will enjoy the Joker in that clip.

Lol. Don't do that to them.

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