Board 8 > Why did they lose? Tekken 7, Bayonetta, Dead Space 2, Dota 2

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Raka_Putra
04/01/20 8:26:33 AM
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https://board8.fandom.com/wiki/Why_Did_They_Lose%3F/2020

I'm filling in for Unbridled9 while they are recuperating!
Just post your best, wittiest reason why these games lost their match.

Today's losers:
Tekken 7 lost to SSBU
Bayonetta lost to The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
Dead Space 2 lost to Spider-Man
Dota 2 lost to Minecraft

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Last topic winners:
Resident Evil 7 lost because... the N7 Armor protected Shephard from biohazard - squexa
VVVVVV lost because... VVVVVV pulled on it so hard it ripped the skin - Johnbobb
Fortnite lost because... The Fortnite is always darkest before the Zero Dawn. - swirldude
Bloodstained lost because... No one was shocked that the floor was stained with the blood of the lower seed here. - darx (interim TC decision)

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SSJSephirothGokuX123
04/01/20 9:09:46 AM
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Despite Namco making Smash for 3DS/Wii U and Ultimate, there's still no Tekken characters in Smash.

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Johnbobb
04/01/20 10:41:36 AM
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Heihachi thought he was finally joining Smash, but overshot and landed in Playstation All-Stars



Dota's esports scene might be massive, but it can't hold a candle to Youtube LPs

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Lightning Strikes
04/01/20 11:02:47 AM
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Yesterdays winners:

Danganronpa 2 lost because... Because Danganronpa winning a match only happens in a simulation. (ZeldaTPLink)
INSIDE lost because... After so long in quarantine, voters didnt want to be INSIDE (Lightning Strikes)
Deus Ex: Human Revolution lost because... Deus Ex was ready for Human Revolution, but not the Waifu Revolution (trdl23)

All one vote for Black Ops, as I made the topic of I can make the decision I would go with:

CoD lost because it couldn't censor away all the old blood. (trdl23)

But Im happy to leave that decision to Unbridled or Raka.

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azuarc
04/01/20 11:22:29 AM
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Bayonetta lost because witch time can't beat the hero of time.
Dead Space lost because the tentacle grab was just a bunch of spider webs.
Dota 2 couldn't carry the torch in this contest.

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Anagram
04/01/20 11:33:14 AM
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azuarc posted...


Bayonetta lost because witch time can't beat the hero of time.


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TsunamiXXVIII
04/01/20 9:33:01 PM
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Johnbobb posted...
Heihachi thought he was finally joining Smash, but overshot and landed in Playstation All-Stars



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Unbridled9
04/02/20 4:10:42 AM
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I am recovered and will take over again tomorrow.

Tekken lost to SSBU because... Everyone is in SSBU!... Except Tekken.

Bayonetta lost because... Between Cia, Lana, Twinrova, and others, Link has pleeeenty of experience dealing with busty witches.

Dead Space lost to Spiderman because... EA made voting a $1.99 microtransaction.

DotA2 lost to Minecraft because... A villager was willing to trade 20 votes for 2 rotten meat.

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ZeldaTPLink
04/02/20 6:36:13 AM
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Unbridled9 posted...


Dead Space lost to Spiderman because... EA made voting a $1.99 microtransaction.

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5tarscream
04/02/20 7:07:17 AM
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Tekken lost because its not Nintendo
Bayonetta lost because its not Nintendo
Dead Space 2 lost because Spider-Man already died in space once and Disney only allows 1 death per character.


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TsunamiXXVIII
04/02/20 10:59:21 AM
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Unbridled9 posted...
Bayonetta lost because... Between Cia, Lana, Twinrova, and others, Link has pleeeenty of experience dealing with busty witches.

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igordebraga
04/02/20 11:47:10 PM
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Johnbobb posted...
Heihachi thought he was finally joining Smash, but overshot and landed in Playstation All-Stars




Unbridled9 posted...


Bayonetta lost because... Between Cia, Lana, Twinrova, and others, Link has pleeeenty of experience dealing with busty witches.


Come on people, something for Dota and Minecraft! (and maybe later we can do a bonus for the Tales entry that's still blank?)

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