Current Events > The big ass gecko that lives in my backyard saved me from a bee.

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pres_madagascar
05/07/20 9:06:11 PM
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There's a giant gecko that lives in my backyard, it's probably old as to get that big they have to be pretty old. I'm standing here smoking and next thing I know I see the gecko rushing at me. I'm like what the fuck, and next thing I know, homie eats a bee that was walking on the ground about to walk onto my flip flopped foot. After, he ran away, but stopped, turned around to look at me, and kept going.

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-Kush-
05/07/20 9:07:03 PM
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That was Jesus

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/07/20 9:09:21 PM
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I love all lizards in the desert. They kill all the bugs. I got a lot of them. They know I won't hurt them so I always see them on my back portch on this little wall doing push ups and eating shit.

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SSJGrimReaper
05/07/20 9:11:46 PM
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The gecko to TC after it ate the bee:
https://giphy.com/gifs/yes-yeah-HyDAt79JnlY4M

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pres_madagascar
05/07/20 9:11:52 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I love all lizards in the desert. They kill all the bugs. I got a lot of them. They know I won't hurt them so I always see them on my back portch on this little wall doing push ups and eating shit.
Haha yeah the push-ups. I found out they do that to help them gauge distance and height better, something to do with their vision. I live in Mesa Arizona so I see a lot of them.

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BettyWhite
05/07/20 9:16:18 PM
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It's pretty rare to see geckos get big, I've only seen a couple. I've seen some pretty big anoles though, flexing on shit and macking on bitches.

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pres_madagascar
05/07/20 9:42:03 PM
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BettyWhite posted...
It's pretty rare to see geckos get big, I've only seen a couple. I've seen some pretty big anoles though, flexing on shit and macking on bitches.
Big lizards=old lizards. Lizards can live a long ass time if they don't get killed. They keep growing.

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